DARK MATCHES
NON TITLE MATCH
Buff Stevewill vs Rob Ryan
It was an awesome match as ryan still had his in ring skills flying high, but steve caught ryan off guard and slammed him to the mat with a vicious powerslam, hooked the leg and the victory
Tyrone Zorilla w/Lomota Cloron vs Zack Garcia
Tyrone looked great in this match, however it seemed like a moments for upset cuz the momentum that tyrone was building seemed to go to his head as lomotas distraction didnt seem to work as zack nailed tyrone with a superkick, hooked the leg and scored the victory
Eddie Saint James vs "Hot Stuff" Joey Gilbert
In the event that fans were seeing some upsets in dark matches, it was a wonder if joey gilbert who returned from a three year absence to face the up and coming eddie saint james who seemed to be getting the fans behind a weird "asylum chant" lately during house shows, but it was the death to humanity that sent gilbert in his first loss returning back to the asylum
TWF ASYLUM
Live From Worcester, Massachusetts
At the Worcester Centrum
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK
AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON
Sheldon: Hello fans and welcome to the last asylum before holly jolly beatings and tonight we have an action packed show
Lad: We sure the hell do sheldon, just announced by eric bischoff before coming on the air, it will be angelic one on one with this guy from last week who wants to be known as the punisher
Sheldon: Not only was that match signed tonight, but at holly jolly beatings it will be the asylum champion slayer and angelic squaring off against the punisher and rex redford
Lad: Its a funny combination sheldon but it seems "Can you dig it sucka hits" that right now im gonna be cut off by booker t's music, what do you think about booker t being in the asylum sheldon
Sheldon: I think the asylum can do better then him anyday
Lad: Its cuz hes black huh
Sheldon: Now your just being stupid
Booker T w/Sharmell vs Chris Murdock
Booker was matched power wise against chris murdock, but it was booker who used his high risk manuvers to over power murdock, then booker finished him with the bookend to score the victory
Lad: Awesome victory by booker t
Sheldon: Yea but why would you bring your wife down to the ring with ya, its just crazy
Lad: He likes to have his wife watch him dominate asylum superstars up close sheldon
"The lights go out as booker was still celebrating and a face comes on the tron and says its time as needles by system of a down hits"
Lad: Well hes interrupting bookers time whats up with that, and whats in the bag sheldon
Sheldon: Im not sure lad
Kash: Sorry to interrupt folks, but i wanted to introduce myself, im thumbtack
Booker : (Booker swips the mic from him) I dont frankly give a damn who you are sucka, dont you see that its my time right now, i just beat this sucka one two three and you just come out here to do what (Kash digs into his sack and pulls out another mic)
Kash : (Sets his sack down) Listen i know who you are booker and i understand you being pretty upset with me but listen booker, you victory there man, wasnt that impressive, ya see i heard the only reason why you even in the asylum is becuz they needed more jobbers for the upcoming talent to embarrase so they can look better and better (Fans cheer)
Booker: Tell me he didnt just say that, please god tell me he just didnt say that
Kash: Oh i said it booker and i ( Booker knocks kash down and begins to stomp on him, sharmell tosses in a steel chair, booker picked it up and as kash got up, booker slammed the chair into kashs head busting him wide open, booker tossed the chair down and picked up the mic)
Booker: Now can you dig that ( Kash then gets up as blood was dripping down his head and looked at booker still dazed and smiled, he wiped his forehead and then licked the blood, booker went in again, but this time kash ducked and caught booker turning around with a ddt into the mat, then kash went over to his bag and reached in there and pulled out barb wire, he wrapped it around his fist and when booker got up he drilled booker in the head with it, then began rubbing his barbed wire hand across the forehead of booker, sharmell was screaming for her husband who was just gushing blood, kash finally reliquished himself as his music hit, he smiled a bit more as blood was still coming down his face, he then grabbed his bag and headed back up the ramp
Lad: That right there sheldon was sadistic man
Sheldon: My god can we get some help down here for that man
Lad: Where did this guy kash come from
(Backstage Bischoff was watching)
Bischoff: Ah man, jesus kash go easy man (Enter Eddie Saint James) mr james
Eddie: Mr bischoff
Bischoff: It seems that you like to defy my authority dont you
Eddie: Look eric im gonna be straight forward with you, yes i do
Bischoff: Well good cuz as a result of what you did last week by trying to cost ross his match, im giving you the night off sir
Eddie: What?
Bischoff: Thats right, as of right now you are no longer required to be here, so you can go back to your hotel and watch the rest of the show from your hotel room and then prepare yourself somehow for ross at holly jolly beatings
Eddie: You think you can do this
Eric: Oh i can and i will now get out and enjoy your night off
(Eddie walks out as bischoff goes over to the phone)
Eric: Come on, yea this is eric bischoff, im giving one of my wrestlers the night off and i wanna make sure that hes arrived at your hotel in the next ten to fifteen minutes or so, good thank you so much (Bischoff hangs the phone up) that will solve mr eddie saint james's attitude (bischoff cuts a smile, then the cameras shift outside of erics office and shows eddie saint james listening in on the conversation and smiles and walks away as the action returns at ringside)
....BACK TO THE RING....
"Devues new music hits"
Sheldon: What do you make of what we just saw lad
Lad: I think bischoff has just been outsmarted and he doesnt even realize it
Sheldon: Well right now we are about to see our us champion in action
Lad: Chris Devue is a very highly respected man and i like to watch him in the ring
Sheldon: Well sooner or later devue will meet either ross or eddie and when that day comes i think his time as us champion will be up
Lad: So you think hes not gonna lose it in this match
Sheldon: This is a title defense?
US Championship Match
Lad: Genuis, pure genuis
Sheldon: He robbed anthony hamlin, we should have a new us champion right now
Lad: But we dont sheldon so quick crying and congradulate devue on another hard fought victory
Sheldon: I dont have to do crap
(Cameras show the Regency Hotel and then show the inside)
Women: front desk, alright please hold, (buzzes a room) hello may i help you
Person: Yea i have a room here
Women: And your name sir ( A Person walks up with a trenchcoat and a hat covering the face)
Person: Eddie Saint James
Women: Ah mr james well heres your room key and enjoy your stay
Eddie: thanks (Eddie walks away but goes over and kinda hides behind some plants as the women picks the phone up)
Women: Yes eric bischoff please, yes sir eddie saint james just arrived, alright thank you sir, good bye
(The Person smiles and pulls out a cell phone as the cameras shift back to the arena where bischoff is shown hanging up the phone and smiling then the cameras shift over to another part of the arena as eddie saint james is shown closing his cell phone and smiling)
Eddie: Dont worry eric, this will be a night for you to remember me by
(Scene cuts to a commercial.....Commercial Break is shown of War in the Winter and how edge capture his first twf championship followed by an offer by twf.com for a trip for 2 to seattle washington in the royal rumble sweepstakes)
"One Step Closer by Linkin Park hits"
Sheldon: Ah man this night is just gettin more intense by the minute lad
Lad: No doubt it is, holly jolly beatings is gonna rock the house for sure
"The Lights go out and purple hazey smoke fills the stage as Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Mason hits"
Sheldon: We are gonna get our first look at the punisher here tonight lad what do ya think
Lad: I think like rex over there did, the punisher is gonna get an ass beating like no other
Sheldon: You love looking at the bad side of things dont you
Angelic vs The Punisher
Slayer: All you people will bear witness to the second coming of a new generation, ya see when angelic and i first entered the gse we took it by storm and then we were pushed aside cuz of some idiot who called himself the lightbringer, then we were offered a huge contract to stay with the asylum after the twf bought them out, and now we are raising hell in the asylum and its only just begun, you people think you know us but you have no idea who we are (The Druid removes the hood to reveal Akasha) We are hells very own angels of darkness and as his loyal servants we will continue to do his biding and at holly jolly beatings, punishment will only be a word used to describe what we do to these two there, hell is real and we bring it full force (Fire rises from the posts and stage as slayers music hits as the fans are stardled by the effects
Sheldon: My god akasha has returned now to the asylum
Lad: Hell is real sheldon, and your looking at his angels up close
Sheldon: What is gonna happen at holly jolly beatings when those four step into the ring with each other, fans speaking of holly jolly beatings, we were just informed that eric bischoff has signed booker t to meet thumbtack kash in a barbwire match, a first ever for our show and im telling ya its not a match that ive heard for the weak at heart
Lad: Its gonna be a bloody site at holly jolly beatings sheldon
Sheldon: It sure is lad
(Backstage Tyrone is shown getting ready to leave when jamie golden approaches him)
Jamie: Well the black community seems low these days around here, but not since my man tyrone showed up, give me some skill man (Tyrone just stars at him) look i just wanted to say that the match you had um before asylum ever aired, was awesome man, ya know my man zack is still raving around about how he beat you tonight infact the entire locker room is talking about it
Tyrone: Yea, well i dont give a damn about them or you, im here to get my punk now step aside
Jamie: Hold on playa, who do you think your steppin too huh, you think im one of those white trash who thinks your tuff or something, hell nah, im the golden boy around here, jamie golden and you, your just well i dont think ive got a name for it
Tyrone: So you think like a white man huh, well thats good, how about we see if you wrestle like a white man
Jamie: You wanna wrestle me glory boy
Tyrone: Holly Jolly beatings how about it
Jamie: Well i dont usually step into the ring with a class lower then me, but i guess to beat your ass, ill make an exception
Tyrone: Good
Jamie: Yea good (Jamie then cheap shots tyrone in the face as tyrone goes down) Ill see ya for a holly jolly beating this sunday punk (jamie walks away as Lomota checks on tyrone)
(Back at ringside)
Sheldon: That was the biggest cheap shot ive ever seen lad, what is wrong with jamie golden
Lad: Nothings wrong with him, thats who the golden boy is sheldon, fierce, tuff and a very well talented athlete
"Nature of the Beast hits"
Sheldon: Well its not long now before we see if ross will come through for the second week in a row
Lad: Well we know eddies not at the hotel so hes somewhere in this building sheldon
"Ross's Music hits"
Sheldon: Yes he is lad , yes he is
Ross Oun vs The Prophecy
Eric: I dont know how the hell you did it, but you wanna play games with me and think your good, ive got news for you sir, your nothing more then some punk idiot whos trying to look cool and defy me, so since your so keen on not following rules, how about you wrestle with no rules cuz as of right now your match with ross at holly jolly beatings a no dq street fight for number one contender how do you like that huh, huh (He slaps eddie as that same person from the hotel slid into the ring and came from hehind and low blowed bischoff, eddie then broke free and grabbed bischoff and drilled him with the death to humanity, the person took off the hat to reveal an unknown women, eddies music hit as he and the women left the ring as bischoff was attended to by several referees)
Sheldon: Who was that women and whats going on here lad
Lad: Whats going on is that eddie is now in a street fight against ross for number one contender to the us title and its great isnt it
Sheldon: Sure just great but for who
(Backstage with the dawg)
Dirt: Although things seem to be just nuts for the general manager of the asylum, we are about to send things overboard here tonight in just a few moments cuz im standing by with the game triple h and the real deal ron waterman and gentlemen in a few moments you will be teaming to face
Triple: Shut your trap for a second dawg, we arent steppin into the ring with anybody, we are facing a man ive already injured, retained my job against and now i have to face him one more time to get my must deserved shot at the asylum championship once again, let me be the first to say that this isnt a match im sweating, cuz my partner happens to be someone ive helped train, a man ive sat with and explained to him what he would have to do to return back into the ring and im talking about the real deal ron waterman and tonight people will get a first hand look at what the real deal is all about
Chris: Ya know hunter i couldnt have said it better myself cuz people saw watermans in ring return and saw how waterman destroyed buff stevewill last week and now this week hes gonna start what he will finish at holly jolly beatings and thats the beating of ray gordy and just cuz you got michael hayes with you gordy isnt a key factor, cuz just like his friend and your dad, we will bury his ass too
Waterman: The nights are long and the days are short for you gordy, cuz its your time to come face to face with the real deal and after tonight i think you just might rethink about your match against me at the ppv
Triple: It goes like this dawg, tonight i will show people what justice is all about and ron will destroy gordy even before the ppv, so the best thing for everyone would be to take a look at the next asylum champion cuz its gonna happen and that i will promise you
Dawg: Alright guys you heard it here, the game and the real deal mean business and it looks like the night just might end with a real game winner back to you
(back to ringside)
Sheldon: Alright dawg well it seems like the game and waterman have things thought out to what they think will happen lad
"Shattered Glass by Disturbed hits"
lad: Your damn right they have things figured out sheldon, but what im concerned about is what just happened to bischoff and the prophecy, eddie saint james really sent a message here tonight
Sheldon: No doubt he did lad and ill tell you this, whoever that women was with him is certainly gonna make things alot easier for eddie saint james to make a run at bigger things in this company
"Time to play the game by motorhead hits"
Lad: Well lets look at holly jolly beatings sheldon, if eddie wins, he gets a shot at chris devue for the us title and im very high on chris devue and eddie saint james, so that match for me will be very big
Sheldon: For you lad, a four legged dog gets you excited
Lad: Yea and your point is
Triple H & Ron Waterman w/Chris Nowinski vs Jimmy Justice & Ray Gordy w/Michael Hayes
Sheldon: Matt van damn has returned lad
Lad: Whats he doing back in the asylum sheldon
Sheldon: The man who lost the asylum title to hunter and then just disappeared but hes back and it looks like hes out for blood lad
Lad: oh this night is just full of surprises isnt it
Sheldon: Fans we will see you at holly jolly beatings, so long everybody
Challenger.....Anthony Hamlin vs Chris Devue (Champion)
Devue was thrown off by hamlins high flying moves and quick speed in the ring and hamlin went for his 450 splash, but devue was able to move, then came from behind and rolled up hamlin, placed his legs on the ropes and stole the victory, hamlin rolled out of the ring and the ref got his us title as hamlin just looked on in disgust
The Punisher looked very good in this match against the lord of legend but angelic did allow the punisher alot of offensive moves as angelic was punishing the punisher inside the ring, but the match got onto the floor where the punisher reversed an irish whip and sent angelic sailing into the ring steps, however it didnt take long before slayer was making his way to the ring, however rex redford came from the back as well and him and slayer got into it, the punisher sent angelic back into the ring, slayer broke away from rex after sending rex hard into the guard rail, slayer then got the refs attention as the punisher was setting up for his finishing move when someone from the crowd came in with a chair that was dressed like a druid and pulled the chair up and slammed it into the punishers back and slid out and ducked down, redford pulled slayer down as angelic pulled the punisher in for the bloodlust and drilled him to the mat, hooked the leg as the ref turned and saw the count and registered the three count, angelics music played as redford got into the ring and attacked angelic, but the druid slid in and hit redford also with the chair, slayer slid into the ring and lifted redford up and drilled him with the crucifix to hell and then grabbed a mic
Ross and the demon locked up and it was a beating from there that ross couldnt overcome as the tag team champions took it right to ross, but ross capalized on the angel taking a long time coming off the top rope and drop kicked him off the apron, the demon quickly came in and started to attack ross, down to the ring came eddie saint james, he grabbed a chair and while the ref was wrapped up with ross and the demon he drilled the angel with the chair, then slid into the ring and it looked like he was gonna hit ross and before you knew it eddie drilled the demon causing the ref to call for the bell, eddie then just started to pound away on ross, this brought out bischoff who came down to the ring with several referees and they grabbed eddie saint james as bischoff grabbed a mic
Justice and waterman kicked the match off and waterman quickly showed his power by tossing justice around the ring, but justice fought waterman back and finally got some offense going and began stomping on waterman and hitting him with everything he had, then brought in gordy who took it to waterman and proved he could hold his own, and sent waterman out of the ring with a dropkick that connected nicely, but later in the match the game and waterman gained control and the match broke out with all four fighting in the ring, nowinski tried to get involved and hayes interrupted that, with the ref distracted to break the managers up, and hunter caught justice with a low blow, and then nailed the pedigree, gordy tried to make the save but waterman caught him with a vicious clothesline, hunter hooked the leg and scored the victory, afterward the game rolled out of the ring and pulled out from under the ring his sledgehammer, rolled into the ring and they were about to demolish justice when "Snap your fingers, snap your neck hit" and suddenly the fans errupted as matt van damn hopped out of the crowd and into the ring and caught hunter and waterman off guard, matt kicked waterman out of the ring and tried to get the game, but hunter rolled out of the ring and kind of fell backward as van damn stood tall pointing at the game as hunter looked shocked as asylum came to a close