DARK MATCHES

The Punisher vs Scott Callous
This was the first look at this punisher and it was a brutal match to say the least as the match turned lethal hardcore and chairs and pipes were being used, but at the end, the punisher powerbombed callous through a table in the ring, hooked the leg and scored the victory

Booker T w/Sharmell vs Johnny Lang
Finally booker t has hit the big times and has been given a twf developmental contract and he and his wife showed up but johnny lang was something they never encountered before and to bookers dismay, his wifes taunting at johnny lang only made him hotter, but it was the scissor kick followed by the bookend and it was 1..2..3.. and booker scored his opening night with a victory in the asylum...

TWF ASYLUM
LIVE FROM ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS
FROM THE METROCENTRE
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK

"Last weeks shocking segement was shown of the lord of legend angelic returning to the asylum to turn out helping the chosen one slayer to regain the asylum championship, this week the former asylum champion must not face one but both men tonight a 2 on 1 handicap tag team matchup"

AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON

Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome back to the asylum im sheldon ellers along with the lad and what a way to left you off the air last week huh lad

Lad: Last week justice was certainly serve and im not talking about jimmy justice either

Sheldon: What are you talking about, angelic turned his back on the fans

Lad: Who cares, him and slayer are as one now and they have the asylum championship

"The Harvard fight song comes on as chris nowinski makes his way towards the ring"

Sheldon: After last week what more will this guy do

Lad: Im glad chris is here

Chris: Last week in the asylum i unleashed a power greater then any person could possibly want to deal with and tonight i unleash him again, tonight you all will get the first ever look at the remake of the h20 man, you all will get and see and feel the power of the real deal, no longer is h20 his name, no he is the real deal, ladies and gentlemen ron waterman

"Watermans music hits as he comes out"

Lad: Look at him sheldon, hes a monster

Sheldon: My goodness

Chris: Take a good look at him please take a good look, cuz this is the future of the asylum, and right now i want to bring out his opponent, so hit the idiots music so we can get on with life

"Buff is the stuff hits"

Sheldon: Its buff stevewill

Lad: I hope buffs ready for this encounter

Buff Stevewill vs "The Real Deal" Ron Waterman w/Chris Nowinski
Buff was attacked by waterman in the early goings of the match and was just toying around with buff, but steve got some momentum finally going and even hit the buff blockbuster on waterman, but nowinski distracted the ref to keep buff from getting the pinfall, buff went over and knocked nowinski down and then turned around and right into waterman and waterman grabbed him and delivered the h20 bomb, hooked the leg and scored the victory

Lad: What a way to return back in the asylum huh sheldon with a victory

Sheldon: If it wasnt for nowinski, buff would had taken it

Lad: Oh will you get off that, chris didnt win the match, ron waterman won the match

Sheldon: You know what i mean

{Backstage)

Dirt: Dirt dawg here guys and standing with me right now are two men are probably the most feared as it stands here in the asylum, im talking about the lord of legend and the asylum champion slayer, gentlemen you have alot of explaining to do

Slayer: Explaining to do huh

Dirt: Yes, whats up with having eddie saint james at ringside and then having this man show up and help you

Slayer: First off eddie james isnt part of anything ive got going right now for me and ang, infact it would be wise for eddie boy to stay down in his own league cuz hes not ready to be in our division, now rex redford your just like eddie, you dont belong as a big boy, so you beat me for the asylum championship once, but as every one saw last week you couldnt get the job done, and to just prove that you werent ready for me, i called in my closet friend angelic to return and help me get rid of the trash, and tonight will certainly be the last time anyone hears of rex redford cuz tonight me and angelic are gonna get rid of him tonight and then afterward, we can go on and destroy the rest of the trash here in the asylum right angelic

Angelic: They all will rest in darkness

Dirt: Alright fellas well sheldon back to you

{Back to ringside}

"Thug Ambition by 50 cent hits"

Sheldon: Looks like slayer has been plannin this for a while now

Lad: Sounds like it, man oh man

Sheldon: Will you stop looking at tyrones girl, shes not even in your league

"Toro Toro by Los Ramos hits"

Lad: Shes way out of my league, but that still gives me the right to look

Sheldon: It still, oh give me a break

El Toro vs Tyrone w/Lomota Cloron
El toro tried to use his quickness against the big man, but tyrone was all over toro and before toro knew it, he was getting a gunshot to the mat and the pinfall for tyrone

Sheldon: Not to bad yet again for tyrone zorilla

lad: Im telling ya, tyrone has a bright future in the twf if he keeps this win streak up

Sheldon: I dont think its his talent you admire either

{Backstage in bischoffs office)

Eric: look eddie, i know you just wanna take on everyone at once but its just possible, why dont you focus on what you did want

Eddie: How about next week then

Eric: If he wins no, if he loses then fine

Eddie: Good thats what i like to hear

Eric: However you will be banned from ringside

Eddie: What (Eddie stands up) what the hell for bischoff

Eric: Cuz i said so, look eddie this is my show and if you wanna play here i suggest you listen

Eddie: We'll see whos playin bischoff (Eddie leaves and slams the door as asylum goes to commercial)

{Commercial break is shown of the fatal four way universal title match at war in the winter followed by a promo for the brothers grimm now on dvd}

....Return to action....

"The Power Brothers theme hits"

Sheldon: Barred from ringside, now thats some good news for ross

Lad: Its bullcrap that ross wasnt barred from eddies match but eddies barred from ross's match

"Ross's music hits"

Sheldon: Well its all for the better

Lad: All for the better, for who exactly

Ross Oun vs The Power Brothers
Ross locked up with ian powers first and the two went back and fourth for a while and then holden was in and he worked alot on ross, the match was all power brothers as they tagged in and out on ross, but then ian made a mistake and ross capalized on it, ross was building momentum, down came eddie saint james, ross saw him and ian was coming from behind and ross sidestepped it and tossed ian over the ropes, eddie was at ringside as ross continued to pound on holden, eddie wanted into the ring but the prophecy came down and corned eddie toware he had no where to go, ross pointed at eddie as he pulled in holden for the holly ross, eddie tried to get in but the prophecy held him back as ross hit his move, hooked the leg...1..2...3...

Sheldon: Ross has made it and eddie didnt lad, now thats for the better

Lad: Once again eddie saint james gets screwed cuz of bischoff now thats bullcrap

Sheldon: Well maybe that will teach him a lesson next time

Lad: I hope eddie doesnt just sit back and allow this to go on any longer

"Time to play the game hits"

Lad: Well finally someone is coming out here whos gonna make justice provail and im not talking about jimmy justice either

Sheldon: Well alot has happened on tonights edition of the asylum, no telling if alot more will happen

"The Old Badstreet theme hit"

Sheldon: Here comes a freebird lad

Lad: The last of his kind too, ahahha

Sheldon: Thats not even funny

Ray Gordy w/Michael Hayes vs "The Game" Triple H
The game began the match toying with gordy, but it was gordy who decided to step it up and he took the game to triple h, on several occasions gordy had the pin, but the game was able to get out, gordy even hit his back suplex three times on the game, but yet the game stilled kicked, gordy didnt know how to get the game, and his lack of confindence propelled the game to hit gordy out of nowhere with the pedigree, the game was going for the cover, but hayes jumped on the apron and triple h went over and dropped hayes down, hunter then went over and was gonna make the cover, but gordy jumped up and grabbed onto triple h with a small package and the ref counted..1.....2....3....gordy stoled the match, as gordys music played, it wasnt over for gordy as ron waterman jumped in the ring and they began to pound on ray gordy, triple h rolled out of the ring and tossed in a chair and they were gonna start to beat on gordy until the glass sound hit and the fans errupted as jimmy justices music hit, the game and waterman waited for him, but justice came out of the crowd, grabbed a chair, as waterman turned, he was hit with the chair, but the game bailed out and proceeded up the ramp as justice tossed the chair at him and screamed nasty words and called for the game to return to the ring

Sheldon: All hell is breaking lose here tonight lad

Lad: Where did jimmy justice come from

Sheldon: Look at triple h, hes scared, hes scared of jimmy justice, i dont think he can make it three in a row against justice lad

Lad: I just dont get it, this had nothing to do with jimmy justice and yet again he sticks his nose in the games business

{Backstage with sandy katt)

Sandy: Alrighty im here with asylum general manager eric bischoff and eric you say you have some things to say

Eric: That i do sandy, after what just transpired ive decided to make it official, at holly jolly beatings its going to be ray gordy vs ron waterman in a hardcore match, anything goes, and since eddie saint james seems to want to do things his way, ill give him the benefit of the doubt and sign him to face ross at holly jolly beatings too, now if ross wins next week, i will make it for ross's us title shot, however is ross loses, i will make it a number one contenders match and another thing ive decided is the prophecy will face the power brothers at holly jolly beatings, however if the prophecy win next week, the tag titles will not be on the line, but if the power brothers can defeat the prophecy, i will give them a shot at the tag team titles the very next night on the asylum

Sandy: Wow looks like you just filled up the card

Eric: Well theres still (Enter triple H)

Hunter: Did you see that eric huh, did you see what that son of a bitch did out there, huh, did you eric

Eric: Whoa, calm down

Hunter: Im not gonna calm down, i want to end justice career eric im sick of that son a bitch, i want his ass in the ring now

Eric: You want him, do ya

Hunter: Yes

Eric: Good, cuz you got it, next week its gonna be you and ron waterman agianst ray gordy and jimmy justice, how about that

Hunter: How about that, im gonna finish what i started with gordy and as for justice, he may not make it to holly jolly beatings, cuz next week wont be so jolly for those two (Hunter walks off)

Eric: Man, people just get so hyped up around here, ya think it wouldnt be so easy

(The shot fades out and goes to commercial break)

....Commercial break is shown of last weeks rampage when jj ramlin was revealed as the fourth horsemen follwed by commercials of The Bad news bears now on dvd....

{Return to action}

"A place for my head by linkin park hits"

Lad: The game is pist and i dont blame him sheldon

Sheldon: Major matches sceduled for holly jolly beatings, but none more bigger then next weeks blockbuster main event

(Promo pops up showing gordy and justice and hayes on one side and triple h, ron waterman and chris nowinski on the other side)

"The Phantom theme hits as the lights go out and fire rises from the stage"

Lad: Blockuster it is, lets just see if justice will make it to holly jolly beatings

Sheldon: Speaking of main events, it looks like redford is about to have his work cut out for him wouldnt you say

Lad: After last week, its strange to see redford has excepted this match

MAIN EVENT/HANIDCAP MATCH
Rex Redford vs Angelc & Slayer
Redford didnt wait until the champion and the lord of legend entered the ring, he attacked slayer and then as angelic tried to get involved redford caught him with a big boot that sent him to the floor, redford took slayer to the turnbuckle and was just pounding away at the asylum champion, but later in the match, angelic and slayer gained control and didnt lose it as angelic hit redford with the bloodlust followed by a crucifix to hell by the chosen one, slayer hooked the leg and the victory, after the match though angelic and slayer continued to pound on the former asylum champion, angelic brought in a chair and slayer tossed redford at him and angelic just clobbered redford across the head with it, redford was bleeding bad, the ref tried to get order, but it wasnt happening, angelic tossed the ref to the floor, then slayer mounted redford and just began to pound away, as redford was losing more and more blood, then angelic rolled to the outside and pulled in a table, and they were gonna put redford through the table, but a man from the back came running out with a baseball bat, rolled into the ring, angelic missed with the boot and the guy drilled angelic with the bat, slayer moved in but got a bat to the gut, slayer quickly dropped down and rolled out of the ring, the guy checked on redford as slayer grabbed the asylum championship and he and the lord of legend strolled up the ramp smiling and pointing as the asylum came to a close

Lad: Who in the heck is that guy sheldon

Sheldon: Im not sure lad, but man oh man if it wasnt for him, redford would had been destroyed

Lad: Redford is destroyed, what do you think of the former rookie champion now

Sheldon: Fans, well see ya next week