TWF ASYLUM
LIVE FROM OMAHA, NEBRASKA
FROM THE QWST CENTER
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK

"Shots of Locked Up are shown following a pop up promo shot of Slayer and Rex Redford in a rematch from locked up for the asylum championship"

AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON

Sheldon: Hello again everyone and welcome back to the asylum, im sheldon ellers and along side me is the lad, and lad at locked up it was nothing short of excellent

Lad: Excellent my butt, slayer lost the asylum championship, how can that be considered good

Sheldon: Fans alot of action sceduled here tonight but nothing more bigger then the rematch for the asylum championship

Lad: If slayer even shows after that powerbomb he took at locked up, he deserves nothing more then to regain the asylum championship

"The Golden Years by David Bowie hits as Jamie Golden makes his way towards the ring"

Sheldon: How about this guy at locked up lad, he was this close to winning the european championship but came up short against rob ryan

Lad: Jamie golden needs to find his calling, right now he hasnt discovered it yet

"Ruff Ryder theme by the Ruff Ryders hit as El Toro makes his ring return"

Lad: Hey Look its el toro

Sheldon: Returning from an injury he sustained at the hands of bishop months ago is finally able to retutn to action

Lad: This guy certainly has ring rust

"The Golden Boy" Jamie Golden vs El Toro
Golden and toro locked up and jamie took control of the match in the early goings, but el toro, despite being out of the ring a long time nailed golden a variety of high flying moves, one move sent golden to the outside and then toro followed it up by flying over the top rope and onto golden, toro was building some series momentum until he miscalculated a move and found himself dropped with the etch of gold, golden hooked the leg and scored the victory

Lad: back on track is always a good thing sheldon

Sheldon: That was a hell of a move he did right there lad

Lad: Yes the golden boy has many talents, all he needs to do is use them at the right moments

{Backstage}

Dirt Dawg: Alright fans im standing by with the new united states champion chri, no wait im sorry mr wonderful chris devue

Chris: Thank you dawg

Dawg: Your quite welcome chris and chris i wanna know how it feels to hold a title that your brother money mike once made famous

Chris: Whoa wait, my brother dawg, no my brother didnt do anything but disgrace this title, a true champion hasnt held this title until now and that person is me

Dawg: Well certainly after your huge win against five great asylum superstars you have to be considered a top dog now

Chris: I was a top dog before dawg, now a greater man, i mean i beat a former world champion taz, i beat the so called rising star pat spencer, a freak, a washed up latino and a fairy man trying to turn straight, i mean what else is there for me to prove

Dawg: Well now that you are the us champion what is your pla (Enter Johnny lang)

lang: Yea chris whats your plans now man, cuz from where im standing, your not even sweating, men love to sweat and i can help you do that

Chris: You need to go back with all the other freaks man, cuz you dont belong in the ring with any man

Lang: Oh i do belong in the ring with men of all ages, in fact i would love to be back in the ring with you chris for a piece of well your.....(Licksa his lips) us championship

Chris: Alright knock that crap off, look you want a shot at the us title tonight, fine ill give you a shot, but dont do that again

Lang: What ever you want baby (Licks his lips again and kinda skips away)

Chris: You have got to be kiddin me, what a freak (Devue walks away)

(Commerical Break)

Commentor: At locked up he pulled an upset like no other (My god he just powerbombed slayer off the cage) in the asylum the chosen feels that hes able to return (We have got all kinds of medical help for slayer right now) The chosen One Slayer tries to regain the championship belt that was stolen from him against the new comer and king of the mat Rex Redford, its the rematch clause, Slayer-Redford, tonight in the asylum

(Return from Break)

"Hustler's Ambition by 50 Cent hits"

Sheldon: Welcome back fans and as you can see, the hype continues for tonights main event and theres only one question circling around here amongst these fans lad

Lad: Whos this women with this guy

Sheldon: No, will slayer actually be ready for a rematch against the new asylum champion rex redford

Lad: Serious sheldon look, who is that women

"Masons music hits as he makes his way towards the ring"

Sheldon: I heard that tonight we would get our first look at the new comer tyrone zorilla and im guessing thats his valet

Lad: Well she needs to rethink whos shes with and come join me right here on my lap

Sheldon: oh like you have a chance for something like that to happen

Tyrone Zorilla w/ Lomota Cloron vs Mason Masters
Now this was an interesting match as masters really hasnt put on a good match like this since entering the asylum, but the chemistry between the two was awesome as the fighting took to the outside and masters tossed zorilla into the ring steps, trying to catch the lady at ringside, masters was then side blinded by a clothesline from zorilla in which he never knew zorilla was up yet, however the match entered back into the ring where zorilla later in the match caught masters coming off the top rope, lifting into a suplex posting pushing up like a gunshot and then brain bustering him down to the mat with massive force, hooked the leg and scored the victory

Lad: Holly crap that was awesome

Sheldon: Ive never seen anything like it before

Lad: Wow this guy is gonna be something in the asylum huh

Sheldon: Maybe

"The harvard school song hit and out came to the fans surprise christopher nowinski"

Lad: Its nowinski sheldon, ive always wanted to meet him

Sheldon: I know that the asylum got him a long time ago but we thought he was scrapped from any apperances

Lad: Well look no more hes here

Chris: Hello all you nebraska corn huskers (Fans cheer loudly) Ya know its funny when i think of nebraska, i think of brothers and sisters sleeping with each other, i think of under achievers that never made it in the real world, i think of a state that has no nfl football team cuz their college team sucks as bad as an nfl team from here would (Fans boo loudly) but most of all, when i think of nebraska, i think to myself god im glad i went to harvard for my education cuz here i would be brain dead like all of you idiots (More boos continue) So im sure your all probably wondering what im doing here tonight, well its simple i couldnt help but hear that michael hayes was gonna be in attendance tonight i couldnt miss that for the world cuz quite franklyi think of michael hayes to be what each and every single one of you idiots in nebraska represent, stupity (More boos are heard until the Old freebird music hits and out comes michael hayes)

Sheldon: We have got michael hayes in the house lad

Lad: Woo whooo

Michael: Christoper nowinski first off how dare you call anybody except yourself stupid. You arent even qualified to wrestle anymore but yet you talk the talk but cant walk the walk

Chris: Just you michael, the last stunt you had was a manager for the hardy boys and failed at that, hell ever since your best friend terry gordy died youve lost any kind of potential you had so i

Michael: Dont ever talk about terry bam bam gordy like that do you understand me, you didnt know him, he was my very best friend, a brother if you will, but let me just say this to you chris, you wanna bad mouth a gordy, well how about bad mouthing someone who is a gordy and see where that gets ya, ray come on down man (Ray Gordys music hits as he comes down to the ring and enters) Meet ray gordy, terrys son

Ray: Listen, i may not be anything right now, but ive been training with michael here and other great wrestling stars and wherther you think so or not i will whoop your ass right now right here

Chris: Calm down kid, i wasnt bad mouthing your father, i was simply stating that mr hayes doesnt seem himself without him

Ray: (Grabs nowinski) I dont care what you think your saying, your talking crap about my dad and i dont like it

Chris: Wait, hold on a second, before you pumble me i want you to say hello to my friend ron

Michael: Who

(Ron Waterman speared hayes down hard, ray released nowinski and went after waterman, he went for a clothesline and waterman ducked and then grabbed gordy and belly to belly suplexed him down, then lifted gordy up and delivered a modified version of the angle slam, the fans were boing very loud, then waterman went over as nowinski was yelling for him to get michael hayes, waterman picked hayes up and delivered the h2o bomb, nowinski then grabbed the microphone)

Chris: I want you all to witness the changing of the air and take a look at the next asylum champion, his name is ron h2o waterman and this is just the beginning of my brilliant plan to make asylum our very own trashing ground, you may call us the harvard school of hard knocks and you are all dismissed

"Watermans music hits as he and nowinski leave the carnage laid out in the ring"

Lad: Oh i like this sheldon, ron waterman aligning himself with a brilliant man like nowinski is gonna bring him greatness here in the asylum

Sheldon: Well what about gordys match later with zack garcia now

Lad: Doesnt look like hes gonna make it sheldon

(Backstage)

Eric: Chris Nowinski here in the asylum, hmmm ive got a great idea with that (Knock Knock) Come in (Enter Triple H) hunter

Hunter: Cut the crap bischoff, ya know that you thought i would lose against jimmy justice and i wouldnt be here but guess again, the game continues

Eric: Well thats good, im glad

Hunter: Well now that im staying with the asylum i want to talk about my getting back into the world title scene eric. I should be number one contender

Eric: Should you now

Hunter: Yes i should, so give me what is mine

Eric: Alright i will, at holly jolly beatings i will give you a match, but its not gonna be for the asylum championship

Hunter: What

Eric: Ya see i was so impressed with you and justice in that ring at locked up that i wanted to see it all over again, so ive decided that at holly jolly beatings, it will be you against jimmy justice, hell in a cell

Hunter: You ahve got to be jokin me eric

Eric: Jokin isnt fun anymore, but ill tell you what is fun, next week right here in the asylum you will go one on one with ray gordy, to give him a warm welcome into the asylum

Hunter: Ray Gordy huh, well after i make him abolished, im going into the cell and beating justice once and for all and then take my spot to once again capture the asylum championship

Eric: Good thats what i love to hear, now why dont you take the rest of the day off and rest for your big match next week

Hunter: Yea, i could go for sometime off i think i will eric thanks

Eric: Not a problem

(Commercial Break of the New Movie Wolf Creek followed By a Promo for War in the Winter presented by Primetime)

[Return from Break]

"Johnny Langs new music hits"

Sheldon: Well lad it looks like we are gonna see justice and triple h once again battle each other

Lad: And just like last time the game is gonna beat him down and this time i hope for good

"Devues new music hits along with a new entrance"

Sheldon: And here comes the new us champion lad

Lad: A damn good one at that too

Sheldon: Well we will find out soon enough

United States Championship Match
Challenger...Johnny Lang vs Us Champion "Mr Wonderful" Christopher Devue
Lang used alot of his sexual tricks against devue and it was throwing chris's game alot. Lang was very impressive in this match as he was taking the match to the us champion, but it seemed when devue started to build some momentum, it only made lang love it more and more as he would scream for more pain, devue didnt know what to do except to put lang away with the orvue, hooked the leg and scored the victory

Lad: What do you think about him now sheldon

Sheldon: very Impressive i guess

Lad: You Guess

(Backstage)

Sandy Katt: Ladies and gentlemen im standing by with the new asylum world heavyweight champion (Fans cheer loudly) Rex Redford and rex i must say your victory at locked up was very very impressive, but how do you feel about your rematch in a little bit against former champion slayer

Rex: Let me say this sandy, ive only been in the asylum a little while and all ready im the asylum champion, its just been a very quick run and im just looking past this rematch with slayer, but i will say this though, after the match he had with me at locked up, its amazing that he wants his rematch this (Enter Eddie Saint James)

James: Wwll if it isnt mr miracle man big rex redford, hows it going rex mr big shot, high roller

Rex: What is it eddie, miss your girlfriend nails, yea i know hes a good friend of yours but hes in the big time, somewhere your never gonna make it, so why dont you just

Eddie: You think ill never make it huh, well let me just say this, i hope your reign as champion lasts a long time cuz you dont want people to think your a choke artist do ya

Rex: Why you gonna try and cost me my match so you can make your name famous

Eddie: I dont need to do that, but i know something you dont and let me just say this, death is coming for you rexy, good luck tonight (Eddie walks off as rex just looks in confusion)

{Back to ringisde)

"Nature of the Beast by twisted sister hits as the asylum tag team champions make their way towards the ring"

Sheldon: Death is coming, what the heck does that mean

Lad: Exactly what he said sheldon, slayers coming for his title back, the chosen one is in prime condition

"HateBreeds hits as the fans begin to boo as Eddie Saint James comes out with a smile on his face"

Sheldon; Just look at that grin, hes up to something and it doesnt sound good for our champion lad

Lad: Well redford needs to realize that being world champion doesnt just make you a top star, it makes you a marked man

Eddie Saint James vs The Prophecy
However before the match got underway, redfords music hits as the asylum champion makes his way over to the announce table and joins sheldon and lad, eddie was yelling at him and that allowed the demon to attack in the early goings, james was able to fight off the demon but not having anyone to tag in was taking a toll on eddie, but the match was getting more interesting as eddie saint james seemed to have things going his way and when james went for a big boot, the arc angel ducked and james nailed the ref, this brought down the world champion to the ring, james sent the demon down and had the angel set up for his finsiher and then he saw redford, he released the angel and took his attention to redford, but what james didnt realize was ross oun who came in from behind and turned james around and drilled him with the holly ross, placed the arc angel over james, got the ref moving just enough to make the three count

Sheldon: Unbelieveable, eddie saint james has just been screwed here

Lad: this is bull crap sheldon, what is redford and ross doing working together

Sheldon: I dont know but this has got to come as a very low blow to james though

Lad: I want bischoff to come out here and do something about this, this cant be allowed

Sheldon: Well it looks like its very allowed

(In the Back a figure was standing watching the screen and when the cameras moved up, it was slayer standing there with no emotion on his face, then he smiled a bit as the cameras switched quickly to another spot of the arena)

Eric: So is he gonna be able to compete tonight

Doctor: I dont think so eric

Horace: The hell with that, im facing him next and im gonna fight

Eric: let me say this, if you get any more injuried, its on you not me got it

Horace: What ever eric (Horace then walks away)

{Back to Ringside}

Sheldon: Whats up with horace now

Lad: Do i look like the doctor here

"Thug Supastar hits as taz makes his way towards the ring many many boos"

Lad: Well here comes the all time great taz to the ring sheldon, just look at him still doing it aver over eight years in the asylum

Sheldon: Say what you want but taz is a veteran of the ring

"Prince Charming by metallica hits as horace hombles down to the ring"

Sheldon: Well im not sure what has happened to horace but hes certainly determined to continue with his match here tonight

Lad: its only gonna lead him to more pain

Taz vs Horace The freak
Taz didnt even let horace enter the ring fully and kicked the ropes and knocked horace down, then began stomping away on horaces leg as horace fought to get up, but then taz placed horace into a belly to belly suplex, then grabbed his leg and put horace into an ankle lock, horace was screaming and screaming, but couldnt fight the pain and tapped out as taz held on for quite a while, the bell was ringing but taz wouldnt release the hold, but then finally he released the hold, rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chair and rolled back into the ring and smacked horace across the leg, horace was screaming him pain, taz then placed horaces leg in the chair and stomped on it, horace was screaming and screaming as taz grabbed the microphone

Taz: This is just a message to everyone on primetime and rampage, my time here in the asylum is up and im just waiting now for the call up to the main show now, and believe me its not just a statement, its the truth, im coming boys so you better get ready cuz my career in the asylum is over but my life in the twf has only begun, so vince listen up and listen good, i want in and i want in now (Taz dropped the mic as his music hit and he left the ring)

lad: Hes done with the asylum

Sheldon: Looks like taz wants in to the big time and his statement was truly loud and clear

Lad: Loud and clear is right, vince i hope your watching cuz taz wants in now

(Backstage in Locker Room Rex was getting his gear on when Slayer Came in, rex grabbed the asylum championship and drapped it over his shoulder)

Slayer: Hold it for as long as you can cuz tonight wont be what locked up was

Rex: Your not looking very well slayer are ya sure about that

Slayer: Rest assured rookie, you may be at the top of your game right now, but there is a much greater power then what your prepared to handle upon you

Rex: The only power i see is me retaining this championship here tonight

Slayer: May god have mercy for what you speak, cuz tonight hell have no mercy (Slayer walks away as rex grips the world title hard

(Final Commercial break is shown of the wwe dvd board game followed by a promo for new shirts arriving in the twf mall for the xmas season)

(Return to action}

"The lights go out as the phantom of the opera theme hits and fire rises from the stage as the chosen one makes his way towards the ring"

Sheldon: Here we go lad, the championship match between two of the asylum best

Lad: I dont see rex being the best just yet, he has to prove himself one more time here tonight

"A place for my head by linkin park hits as the asylum champion makes his way towards the ring"

Sheldon: He shouldnt have to prove anything, he proved it at locked up

Lad: he proved he was good for one night, what about tonight

ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Challenger...Slayer vs Asylum Champion Rex Redford
Slaye was moving slow at first and it allowed redford to take advantage and move in to end the match quicker, but the fight in slayer showed and it allowed for a good rematch as slayer and redford was going back and fourth on momentum, but eddie saint james made his way towards the ring and after rex powerbombed slayer, he took his focus off the match and rolled to the outside where him and eddie got into it, but it was redford who tossed eddie into the ring post, and then powerbombed eddie onto the floor, redford returned into the ring where him and slayer continued their battle, but before you knew it the ref was out, slayer was lifting redford into the crucix from hell when the lights went out and bell tones were heard as purple light hit the ring and when the lights came on, slayer was in the corner shocked to see the lord of legend angelic standing in the middle of the ring, redford was getting up and slayer went in to get angelic and angelic ducked and slayer turned and angelic grabbed him for a chokeslam, redford came over and then suddenly angelic released slayer and grabbed redford and chokeslammed him down, angelic then rolled out of the ring, slayer lifted redford up and delivered the cruicix to hell, angelic got the ref mobil, as the 3 count was registered and slayer regained the asylum championship

Sheldon: No no please god dont let this be

Lad: Angelic is back and hes back with slayer sheldon

SheldoN; God damn him no

{THE FINAL SHOT WAS SLAYER HOLDING THE ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP WITH ANGELIC STANDING BY HIS SIDE AS THE SHOW CAME TO AN END)