
...THE SHOW OPENS UP SHOWING KHALI STANDING TALL AND BEING THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP...."STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL HITS AS THE OPENING VIDEO HITS AND THE CAMERAS THEN CAME IN INSIDE THE HAVEN ARENA
Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to another exciting night of the asylum, im sheldon ellers and along side me is the lad and tonight we have three huge matches as the three men who will battle at vendetta for the asylum championship will each have a match here tonight
Lad: Thats right but we dont know who they are facing
"No chance hits"
Sheldon: Well here comes the boss if you will
Lad: The boss who controls it all here
(NORTON ENTERS THE RING)
Norton: It seems that the heat in the locker rooms is heating up and people arent able to stay calm so tonight im letting everything hang loose, cuz tonight the three men fighting for the asylum world championship will compete in matches of their lives, so tonight in the first bout, the great khali will battle rex redford (fans cheer), the second bout will be cj lethal agsint the gatekeeper, and last but not least, the asylum world champion will battle his greatest challenge to date and it will be for the asylum world championship as shane bentley will defend the title against hassad
Sheldon: What?
Norton: (fans boo) Thats right, the champ is backstage training right now and good luck and i mean good luck goes out to ("Mizs music hits")
Lad: Who the hell is this
Norton: Hold up, cut his music, just hold on, who the hell are you
Miz: Sorry mr norton, i couldnt help but to take this time right now to introduce myself and to shake your hand sir and to let you know that im here now in the asylum and with all my misfits we wont let you down sir
Mr Norton: Well considering you came out here and interrupted me, i will take it upon myself to say that i do appreciate your passion to introduce yourself so how about at vendetta you take on a man who well is looking for a fight, he wants to defend his hardcore title so at vendetta it will be the miz, thats you against the gatekeeper
Miz: But sir i didnt want
Norton: I know, you didnt want to make a big deal out of it, i understand, but theres no need to thank me, just show me what you can do
(No chance hits as mr norton leaves...Cameras head backstage)
Shane: Look boys, the time is coming for when we will unleash our plan, but lets not lose focus so tonight you boys take out this demon and dylan lee and get a shot at the tag titles at vendetta
Kid: Dont worry, i know i dont want to let pops down
Shane: Your damn right and it looks like you big guy now have a match at vendetta
Gatekeeper: A match, more like a warm up
(they all laugh)
Shane: But now im gonna get ready for the match of my life, cuz this right here (holds the asylum championship up) is what its all about and tonight i maybe defending it for the last time (all of them bow their heads) so if this is my last day as champion, let us remember the good times we have had and the worst days to come (They raise their heads and then begin to laugh as the cameras cut back to the ring where Johnny Lang was already in the ring and then Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin hit)
Sheldon: This is bull, shane bentley against hassad, i mean im not taking anything away from hassad but hes not even ready to face someone like shane bentley
Lad: Well according to shane bentley its the fight of his life
Sheldon: That is crap and you know it
SGT CORRAL VS JOHNNY LANG
Lang began taunting corral and when they finally locked up corral kneed lang hard in the stomach and backed him to the corner and began hammering away on him, then backed up and came charging in and hit lang hard in the corner, the fans began to boo as lang dropped like a sack of potatoes, corral was in control until manchild came down to ringside, corral saw him and called for him to come in, manchild just stood as corral continued to be distracted and then lang came from behind with a roll up and scored the three count...lang rolled out of the ring as corral got up pist and manchild rolled in and tackled corral and the fight was on, several refs came down to break it up as no chance hit and mr norton came out
Norton: Stop them, stop them right now (they finally got it split apart) you two wanna tear each other from lim to lim thats fine but not on my show you wont, and since you guys already have a match sceduled for vendetta i cant make a match, but i can add to it, so at vendetta you two will embark on the first ever strap on a pole match and the first person to get the strap gets to use it on your opponent
Sheldon: What a match
Norton: So until then get in the back and stop all this nonsense (No chance hits as Norton heads backstage and the cameras head backstage where the miz is getting a drink and toxic troy comes up)
Troy: So you come into the asylum and get a shot at a title by accident
Miz: Excuse me (sets his drink down) you are
Troy: Toxic Troy, member of the cult of the xxxtc
Miz: What is that a porn site
Troy: You dont belong here, you dont deserve a shot at the hardcore title
Miz: Well its good that you dont make the rules, cuz it looks like i do deserve it cuz mr norton gave it to me
Troy: Gave it to you huh
Miz: Yeah, now if you excuse me im gonna go now
(Miz begins to walk away and troy attacks him by slamming him hard into the wall, then grabbed a punch bowl and smashed it over the miz's head, the miz was busted open, then troy got him up and then lifted him and drove him through the food table with the terrible bomb, the miz was out cold)
Troy: Now we will see who gets the shot at the hardcore title punk
(Troy walks away as the asylum goes to commercial)
"Control by Puddle of Mudd hits"
Sheldon: We are back fans and it looks like the miz has received a warm welcome to the asylum wouldnt you say
Lad: Id say this, miz getting that title shot didnt seem to sit well with toxic troy
"In Bloom by Nirvana hit"
Sheldon: Well speaking of that title, here comes the holder of it, the gatekeeper
Lad: I remember when the gatekeeper first got introduced in this company and now look at him, hes one of the highly respected athletes in the company
Sheldon: Well good yes, but respected, highly doubted
CJ LETHAL VS THE GATEKEEPER
The two big guys locked up as lethal backed the gatekeeper into the turnbuckle and the ref got in between them to split them up and the gatekeeper poked lethal in the eye, the ref moved and the gatekeeper came out and clotheslined lethal down, the gatekeeper began stomping away on him, followed up with a leg drop across the throat, hooked the leg but only got a two count, the gatekeeper lifted him back up and placed into the turnbuckle and drove two big elbows into lethal, then sent him in, lethal reversed it, gatekeeper hit and lethal came in and gatekeeper moved and lethal stopped and turned and the gatekeeper kicked him and drove him to the mat with a ddt, rolled him over and went for another cover but only got a two count, the gatekeeper then stomped away some more, then got lethal up and sent him to the ropes and went for a boot but lethal ducked and gatekeeper turned around and lethal went for a clothesline and gatekeeper ducked and lethal hit the ref, gatekeeper smiled and low blowed lethal, then the gatekeeper rolled outside and grabbed a chair and tossed it back in, the gatekeeper rolled in and grabbed the chair and lethal was getting up and the gatekeeper went to hit him and toxic troy rolled in and low blowed the gatekeeper, then grabbed the chair and as the gatekeeper turned around, troy smacked him with the chair, the gatekeerer was wobbely and turned around and cj lethal kicked and pulled him in and lifted the gatekeeper up and lethal drove him to the mat with the lethal bomb, troy got the ref moving and mobile and lethal had him cover as the ref counted...1....2......3...and lethal scored the pinfall and rolled out as troy rolled in and began stomping away on the gatekeeper but generation x and shane bentley came down, troy was out of there and through the crowd as they helped the gatekeeper up and he was furious
Lad: What is going on
Sheldon: Looks like troy is making a point here
Lad: A point in which he has pist off the gatekeeper really bad
Sheldon: And that could be his point sheldon, to pist him off to the point
Lad: Ah to where the gatekeeper wants troy instead of the miz, oh i get it now, still not smart but it might work
(Backstage)
Sandy: Ladies and gentlemen, James Diamond (Fans cheer) James, tonight you and richard ramsley (Ramsley enters the shot as fans cheer) take on sebastian x and jimmy justice, are you boys ready
James: First off let me say that what toxic troy just did shows us that the cult is still alive and we will continue to do what we want until mr norton understands that he cant get rid of us that easy, now justice, sebastian, tonight you boys face the duo of the diamond and the chicago bad ass richard ramsley, what the hell are you thinking, justice what you did last week pretty much showed me and the rest of the world that you sir are a coward and that sidding with mr norton only proves that your weak and you have finally given in, what ever happened to the bad ass justice, the man who stood for something, now you should call yourself jimmy nutless
Ramsley: Sebastian, your no different, i know about you, ive seen tapes of the old smw, your two matches you had in that company only showed one thing, (giggles) nothing, your just a nobody, someone who came in kissing the bosses ass and now wants to make something of his career only to find out that it was the biggest mistake to date and that all your talk about sin is jibberish for i dont belong, tonight you boys will get a taste of what it will be like to face us at vendetta and then we can actually move on to much bigger goals in our careers and you fellas will never forget what it was like to face members of the cult of the xxxtc
Sandy: Looks like james and richard are ready, lets head back down to ringside for more action
(AT RINGSIDE, BUFF ENTERED THE RING AS STERNS MUSIC HIT)
Lad: Sounds like ramsley and diamond are over confident tonight
Sheldon: Why would you say over confident, james diamond is the us champion and he did defeat shane bentley for it
Lad: I believe it was a fluke, nothing more and now everyone is caught in this cult thing and not seeing the real thing
Sheldon: Which would be
JON STERN w/Zack Garcia vs Buff Stevewill
Buff and stern locked up and stern kneed him hard in the gut and then grabbed his arm and rolled him down into an arm lock, buff struggled to the ropes to break the hold, stern finally released after the four count, buff got up but stern followed right back in the attack to the turnbuckle and hammered buff down to the mat, the ref came in to break it up, as he backed stern up zack came in and began choking buff, jon came back and lifted buff up and began choking him some more until the ref broke it up, stern then grabbed onto buff and delivered a nice standing belly to belly suplex, stern didnt go for the cover, instead he toyed a bit more with buff until ian powers came through the crowd and jumped on garcia, the fans were going nuts, stern didnt know what was happening until finally powers was up and yelled for stern who turned his attention to powers, powers kept his attention on him for quite a while, long enough for buff to actually get on the top rope and then ian jumped on the apron and stern swung and ian ducked and grabbed sterns head and snapped it down across the ropes, stern bounced back and buff came off the ropes and grabbed stern and drove him to the mat with the blockbuster, buff hooked the leg and scored a major upset as powers walked back up the ramp as buff rolled out of the ring and the ref raised his hand in victory
Sheldon: What an upset to say the least lad
Lad: You bet its an upset, but is it really or do people see buff stevewill as nothing more then a jobber cuz buff can hold his own, but without ian at ringside, who knows what would had happened
Sheldon: Thats right and with garcia doing crap like he was, it really wasnt fair odds for buff no matter what, so ian just evened them up
Lad: I guess thats a fair assumtion
(BACKSTAGE WITH DIRT DAWG IS MR NORTON AND HIS BOYS)
Dawg: Its the dawg here and im standing by with
Norton: Shut up dogg, look im out here to tell toxic troy that if he wanted our attention he sure has got it now, cuz it seems hes wanting to send a message to me saying that he wants a shot at the hardcore title, so ive decided since you worked so hard to get our attention, im gonna give you what you want but its gonna be under the gatekeepers rule and hes decided that he wants a first blood match and that for you means the end of a toxic waste you call a career
Dawg: Now what about james diamond and richard ramsley
Norton: I wouldnt worry about them, after justice and sebastian take care of them tonight and at vendetta, id say this cult of the xxxtc will die with them there
Dawg: Alright well it looks like another match signed for vendetta, well be right back
(THE CAMERA FADES OUT TO A COMMERCIAL)
"The demon and dylan lee enter the ring as Generation X's music hit"
Sheldon: Looks like the boss is certain that justice and sebastian x are gonna take
Lad: You bet and now generation x has a chance to face this new team of dylan lee and the demon in a number one contenders match for the tag team titles, but have you ever seen this team of carl and austin sheldon
Sheldon: Actually I havent
THE DEMON & DYLAN LEE VS GENERATION X
The kid kicked off the match against the demon, the demon was huge and the kid tried to break him down, but it didnt work and gordy got into the ring and together they got clotheslined down, dylan came in and went after gordy and clotheslined him over the ropes and followed out after him, the demon lifted the kid into the corner and just began beating on him, gordy was tossed hard into the guard rail, the demon then came in and went to kick the kid and the kid ducked and the demon hit the ropes hard, then the kid drop kicked the demon down to the floor, lee came over and as the kid was coming off the top rope, lee caught the kid and rammed him into the ring post, gordy came over still staggering, lee turned and clotheslined gordy down, then lifted gordy and placed him on the announce table, then got on the apron and lee came off with an dive and gordy moved and dylan landed as the announce table collapsed, the demon came over to check on lee and the kid came over and the demon turned and hit the kid hard in the throat with a thrust shot, gordy came from behind though and hit him, the demon turned and started to chase gordy, meanwhile the ref shouted nine, the kid came from behind with a chop shot to the demons leg, the ref shouted ten and called for the bell, the kid and gordy relized that the match was over and the kid went and grabbed a chair and gordy got the demon and the kid was gonna hit him and out came james diamond and richard ramsley with their own chairs and chased off generation x
(Diamonds music hit)
Sheldon: James and Diamond just may had saved the demon
Lad: Well there you have it, sticking their noses in where it doesnt belong
Sheldon: Where it doesnt bel, hold on a second, something is happening in the back
(BACKSTAGE...IAN POWERS AND JON STERN WERE IN A TREMEDOUS FIST FIGHT BACKSTAGE AS GARCIA WAS DIRECTING IT AND DECIDED TO GET INVOLVED AND THAT HE DID, UNTIL A GUY CAME UP AND HELPED OUT BY PULLED GARCIA AWAY AND HITTING HIM AND TOSSING HIM INTO THE WALL, STERN TURNED AND SAW THIS AND WENT AFTER THE GUY, THE GUY SIDE STEPPED STERN AND THEN HIT HIM AND TOSSED HIM HARD INTO A BUNCH OF CRAP IN THE CORNER, THE GUY THIS GOT IAN UP AND THE TWO OF THEM LEFT...ELSEWHERE....SANDY WAS STANDING BY WITH JIMMY JUSTICE AND SEBASTIAN X)
Sandy: Im standing by with jimmy justice and sebastian x and gentlemen tonight you boys team up to face
Jimmy: Yes sandy yes, we team up to face james diamond and richard ramsley, two guys who are basically beneath me at anything, i mean what have they done compared to me, im a two time asylum world champion, a former hardcore champion, i won the 2007 king of the mat, and later that night defended my title and won, theres nothing i cant do and tonight is just another bump in the road cuz tonight me and well sebastian x are gonna do what we do all the time, beat the holly hell out of our opponents and after tonight sandy, justice will be served
Sandy: Sebastian do you have anything to add
Sebastian: All their sins will soon be payed in full
Sandy: Well weve heard from all four guys, this match should be awesome, dont go anywhere more action coming your way when we return
(A COMMERCIAL BREAK IS SHOWN FOR DOOMSDAY FEATURING CHRIS MASTERS AND MARK HENRY TO SQUARE OFF AGAINST THE ROCK AND A MYSTERY PARTNER)
"The action returns to the usa network as Khali enters the ring and run to the hills by iron maiden hits"
Sheldon: Well it looks like all four guys dont have a worry about their battle tonight
Lad: And thats what its gonna be sheldon, a battle
Sheldon: What about this battle right here, rex redford and the great khali
Lad: Well so far cj lethal is the only one so far who has won his match, lets see if the great khali can follow
THE GREAT KHALI VS REX REDFORD
Redford didnt waste anytime and began taking on the great khali, hitting him and khali just shoved him off, but redford came back in hammering away, backed khali into the corner and then backed up and came charging in with a clothesline, redford then mounted khali and began hammering away as the crowd yelled..1...2....3...4...5...6...7...8.., khali pushed him down and came out and redford ducked and kicked khali and pulled him in looking for the redford driver but redford couldnt quite get him up and backed up holding his back and khali looked at redford and clotheslined him down, khali then stood there as redford began to stagger up and he got up and khali nailed him with the chop that laid redford out, khali placed his foot over him and the ref counted...1..2...3....khalis music hit but the bonecollector made his way into the ring and got redford up and grabbed on and drove him to the mat with a swining neckbreaker bomb, jeremy dart was at ringside as well and grabbed a chair and tossed it into the ring, the bonecollector grabbed it and was looking to hit redford and down came toxic troy, he rolled into the ring and grabbed the chair away from the bonecollector and swung it and the bonecollector ducked rolled out of there as dart came over and wanted to get in the ring and soon it was filled with james diamond and richard ramsley as the crowd was going nuts, dart and the bonecollector decided to get out of there, diamond shook troys hand as richard helped redford up and the four huddled together as the fans errupted as Stupifiy By Disturbed hit
Sheldon: It looks like the cult of the xxxtc is in full force lad
Lad: They all dont learn do they, getting into other peoples business again
Sheldon: All they were doing was helping a friend
Lad: Redford should be able to handle his own issues, he shouldnt need help
(Backstage with Dirt Dawg)
Dawg: Im standing by right now with a man who nobody knows but you came out here earlier and saved ian powers, just who are you
Man: My name is johnaton, i was with smw before it closed and i didnt even get a match there, so i was given time off and then just a few days ago i was sent a contract for the asylum and i signed it, i come in tonight and getting ready to leave and i see a two on one encounter, now i dont know ian powers, i sure as hell dont give two craps about zack garcia or this jon stern guy, but when i see something like that accuring, im gonna jump in and help out as those two found out earlier
Ian: First off john i wanna thank you and secondly i wanna tell you jon stern that at vendetta you can bring zack down to the ring all you want (Norton enters)
Norton: Hold on, hold the phone, wait just a second here, now ya see as i was told by jon and zack was that you sir took it upon yourself to attack them while they were just trying to talk to ian (fans boo very loudly) now i dont care where you came from, but in the asylum we have whats called respect and since you dont know what that means yet, im gonna let you find out at vendetta cuz you two will now face jon stern and zack garcia in a no disqualification match, anything goes boys and let me say this, welcome to the asylum boy
John: Mr norton, sir, im not worried about what you just said, but maybe you should worry about what me and ian will do those punks at vendetta (John and Ian walk away as norton is shocked at johns comments)
(BACK AT RINGSIDE SHANE BENTLEY IS IN THE RING WITH A MICROPHONE)
Shane: (Fans are booing loud) Alright, tonight i wanna say this in front of all you fans of the asylum out there, should this be my last time as asylum champion i wanna say how much of a privledge it has been being your champion (fans continue to boo) becuz frankly i dont take for granted be the best in the business, in fact i wanna say from the bottom of my heart, thank you (Loud boos pour in as hassads music hits and he comes to the ring)
Lad: Ya see this sheldon, shanes actually trying to thank the fans and this is what they give him
Sheldon: And he doesnt deserve any less lad, he deserves every bit of this
Lad: For what, he hasnt done, hold on hassad has asked for a mic
Hassad: (SPEAKS WITH A BIT OF SLUR) Shane you may think you can fool these people and i may not be the very best opponent for you, but i will promise you this, i will give you the fight of your (Shane hit him with sweet shane music and hassad was flat out, hooked the leg as the ref rang the bell and made the cover and the ref registered the three count as the ref got the asylum championship and gave it to shane who kinda snatched it from him and raised it high as the fans showered him with boos, shane continued to taunt the crowd as hassad was getting up and holding his jaw and out of nowhere shane leveled him yet again with sweet shane music, as Victim by Eighteen Visions hit as the crowd continued to boo and shane left
Sheldon: Ok that second shot was completely uncalled for lad
Lad: Shane was just sending the message sheldon that he is the man
Sheldon: That hes the man, no, there is no message to hassad, hassad even said
Lad: Yea yea hassad said, well quite frankly who cares what hassad said cuz for the next couple of days hassad wont be able to speak at all sheldon
(Backstage they show all four men walking towards the ring for their upcoming match...elsewhere tough was a guy wearing a torn up shirt and drinking a beer and just wondering around the backstage area as the shot goes to commercial)
"AS THE ACTION RETURNS AS "I Don't Wanna Stop" by Ozzy Osbourne HITS"
Sheldon: Well no matter how you look at it lad, we are about to see just who was talking shit and who was actually speaking the truth
Lad: Who was that guy backstage before break sheldon
"Stupifiy By Disturbed hits"
Sheldon: Im not sure at all, he looked kinda strange
Lad: Well yea, backstage drinking a beer, nobody is allowed to drink beer in this business
"Guilty hits"
Sheldon: Well justice does
Lad: Hes different sheldon, he can do what ever he wants, hes earned it
Sheldon: Earned it by doing what exactly
"Requiem by The Trans-Siberian Orchestra hits"
Lad: Werent you paying attention earlier to what hes done in this business sheldon
Sheldon: I know what hes done but nothing he said would even allow him to do what he wants
Lad: Are you kidding me
MAIN EVENT
RICHARD RAMSLEY & JAMES DIAMOND VS SEBASTIAN X & JIMMY JUSTICE
Ramsley and justice kicked the match off as justice pushed ramsley around and got him down on the mat and held him in a side headlock for a bit, ramsley fought his way back up and sent justice to the ropes and justice knocked him down and put the headlock back on, justice then tagged in sebastian who came off the top rope with a double ax handle across ramsleys back, sebastian then hit the ropes and drop kicked ramsley down, went for the cover but only a one and a half, sebastian then followed in and ramsley grabbed sebastian by his trucks and pulled him down into the turnbuckle, this bought ramsley some time to tag in diamond who came in dropping sebastian and justice down, diamond then hit the ropes and grabbed sebastian for a swinging neckbreaker, went over, hooked the leg..1..2..no justice broke it up, ramsley came over and tackled justice and they both went over the ropes, diamond sent sebastian to the ropes and went for a clothesline but sebastian ducked and the both came off the ropes and nailed each other with flying body presses, the ref began to count as ramsley and justice were just beating the hell out of each other outside the ring, back in the ring diamond and sebastian were getting up and the ref wasnt paying attention and out of nowhere shane bentley came down and blasted ramsley with sweet shane music, fans were booing uncontrollably, back in the ring diamond and sebastian were both back up at 9 and began hitting each other, justice bought sometime waiting to strike, as shane left, diamond drove sebastian hard into the mat with a ddt, and diamond then waited for sebastian to get up, in the meantime diamond didnt know what had already happened and as sebastian was getting up, diamond was moving in and justice rolled in, diamond turned and justice kicked him and justified him, and sebastian latched on and drove diamond to the mat with the burning hammer, hooked the leg as the ref registered the three count, sebastians music hit as justice and sebastian left as ramsley was barely moving and diamond was out cold in the middle of the ring as the asylum came to a close
Sheldon: I cant believe what we have seen here
Lad: They told you sheldon and mr norton told everybody, his boys are pulling together and creating one hell of a stackup of bodies that fall to them
Sheldon: Folks thats all the time we have, well see you all at vendetta, so long everybody