
Pre-Recorded for the saturday showing on the usa network
1. Chris Rombola defeated Blade with a spinning neckbreaker
2. Johnaton defeated Buff Stevewill after johnaton hit him with a sidekick to the chin
3. The Wakeman Foundation defeated The SDS after jason got mbota to tap out to the wakeman wing

Asylum Haven Arena
Miami, Florida
...THE SHOW OPENS UP SHOWING KHALI STANDING TALL AND BEING THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP...."STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL HITS AS THE OPENING VIDEO HITS AND THE CAMERAS THEN CAME IN INSIDE THE HAVEN ARENA
Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome back into the asylum, im your host sheldon ellers and along with me as usual, the lad and tonight what a main event we have in store for you
Lad: Thats right mr norton put together one hell of a main event
(VIDEO PROMO APPEARS)
Sheldon: And its gonna be the asylum world champion, shane bentley teaming with the hardcore champion, the gatekeeper taking on chris koas in a handicap match and if koas wins tonight he will face shane bentley at vendetta for the asylum world championship
"It wasnt Me by Shaggy hits"
Lad: Well personally i dont think koas has a chance in hell of succeeding
Sheldon: Well of course he wont win, hes in a handicap match
Lad: Oh dont start with the excuses, if chris koas is as good as he says he is, then he should win tonight
Blaze vs Captain America
Blaze hooked up with captain america and they tangled for a bit until the captain delivered a nice arm drag take down, the captain maintain the momentum for a bit until blaze caught him with a nice swinging kick to the head, blaze went for the cover but only got a two count, then blaze continued on the offense until he missed a dropkick and america went to the top rope and came off and caught him with a nice missle dropkick, america then went again for the cover but again only a two count, america then waited and as a staggering blaze got up, he walked right into a the amerikick, the captain hooked the leg...1..2...3...
(The Rock American anthem hit)
Sheldon: A nice kick by the captain to pick up the victory
Lad: Nice kick, your kidding me right
Sheldon: You didnt think so
Lad: Ah sheldon i dont know how to tell you
Sheldon: Tell me what?
(Backstage)
Sandy: (Fans cheer a bit) Standing by with me is the president of the asylum, Mr Norton (Loud boos followed by you suck chants) now mr norton i understand you wanted to say something
Mr Norton: Yes sandy i did, last week i noticed that two members of this everlasting group that call themselves the cult of the xxxtc lost last week and i decided that in the eye of fairness, ive decided that right here tonight, richard ramsley and rex redford are gonna team together against the men that beat them last week, my favorite tag team, generation x and their tag team partner who impressed me last week, Jeremy Dart, but thats not all cuz also tonight james diamond, cj lethal and jimmy justice will all team up to face the great khali and toxic troy
Sandy: Why are your guys handicapped though
Norton: Oh dont worry, they arent handicapped, infact, if i was the other boys, i would worry about wherther they can trust each other before they worry about who they are facing, ahahahahahaha
Sandy: Sounds evil but none the less, two huge matches for tonights asylum so dont go anywhere fans we'll be right back
(COMMERCIAL BREAK OF THE NEW NBA 2K8 NOW AVAILABLE FOLLOWED BY A PROMO FOR VENDETTA)
"Garcias music hits"
Sheldon: Welcome back fans and we are set for some more action here in the asylum
Lsd: Thats right cuz zack garcia is gonna bring the heat against ian powers
Sheldon: And i think this is the first time i think these two have faced each other
Lad: I think your right for once
IAN POWERS VS ZACK GARCIA
Ian and zack lock up and zack takes ian to the corner and releases him and then chops him across the chest, getting a wooooo from the crowd, then zack whips him to the other corner and follows it in with a clothesline but ian moved and zack stopped and turned around and ian unloaded with two right hands and kicked zack, put him on the ropes and sent him for the ride and then caught him in a powerslam, hooked the leg but only got a two count, ian lifted the former champ and continued to punish zack until he came in for a followup clothesline and zack moved and ian hit hard and garcia hit the back cracker, went for the cover but only got a two count, zack glothed a bit with the fans and went on the attack, he lifted ian into a nice suplex and dropped him down, went for the cover but only got a two count, zack then got into an arguement with the ref and then turned around and ian kicked zack and drove him to the mat with a ddt, ian got up and then lifted zack and lifted and drove him to the mat with the fatal error, hooked the leg and scored the victory
(Ians music hits)
Sheldon: Ian just defeated zack in their first ever meeting
Lad: Sheldon who is that
(INSIDE THE RING A MAN ROLLED INTO THE RING AND ATTACK IAN POWERS, STOMPING AWAY ON HIM, ZACK GOT UP AND ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AND GRABBED A CHAIR AND TOSSED IT INTO THE RING, THE GUY HELD IAN AND THEN ZACK SMACKED THE CHAIR ACROSS IANS FACE, THE MAN THEN KICKED IAN AND PLACED HIM INTO A SUBMISSION HOLD, IAN WAS TAPPING BUT THE GUY DIDNT RELEASE IT, REFS CAME DOWN AND FINALLY ZACK AND THE MAN LEFT AS IAN WAS LEFT IN MASSIVE PAIN)
Lad: Come on sheldon, you know everyone, whos that
Sheldon: I dont know, i cant really make out who he reminds me of
Lad: Well him and zack just destroyed ian powers within seconds
Sheldon: That seems like the thing going on these days
(Backstage)
Dirt Dawg: Im standing by right now with zack and zack i gotta ask you man, who is this
Zack: About a week aqo i get a call about the smw shutting down and everyone coming over here. So we talked about what we could do to get the ball rolling and your looking at it, most of you may not remember this man, but he began his career here in the asylum, im talking about the prodigy jon stern and hes here to make everyone suffer in pain and it started with you ian, ya see all ive ever heard is how hardcore you are, so guess what, jon here is a former ufc contender and hed love nothing more then to show you what pain is really about, so lets see we got vendetta coming up and i know you want revenge for what we did to you here tonight so at vendetta how about you and the prodigy lock up in a steel cage, only submissions though, the only way to win is submission, the only way to escape is to quite and tap out cuz thats what you will be doing against jon and dont worry ian, hell make it quick and painful
DD: The Prodigy Jon tern back in the asylum, we got more action in the ring so lets head back to ringside
Sgt Corral: Ok now i know i was suppost to face manchild here tonight but yesterday during practice i sprained my arm and i cant compete here tonight (Fans boo Loudly) i know, i know it sucks, but have no fear cuz you will still get to see manchild get his face smashed in cuz i have found a man who also served his country with pride and is willing to step in my place to face this monster, so please rise as i present to you, chris smith
(Smiths music hits)
Sheldon: Can you believe this crap
Lad: Come on sheldon, hes hurt
Sheldon: Hurt my butt, he just doesnt want to face manchild
"THE LIGHTS GO OUT AS Man without fear by rob zombie HITS"
Lad: Look at this man sheldon, would you want to face a man like that
Sheldon: If i was sgt corral, yes i would, i would be a man and face up to my opponent
Lad: Well if the sgt wasnt hurt i bet he would
MANCHILD VS CHRIS SMITH
Fans continue to boo but manchild rolls in and locks up with smith, smith backs him into the corner and the ref asked for a clean break and chris released and then smacked manchild across the face, manchild smiled and as chris backed up, manchild came running and speared the crap out of chris smith, a move he calls the harpoon, manchild looked at the sgt and smiled as covered chris smith for the three count
(Manchilds music hit)
Sheldon: Hell or high water, sgt corral is gonna have to face manchild and when it happens, i believe manchild will be the one standing
Lad: Oh you would, but we havent seen what the sgt can do have we, no so whos to say what corral is capable of doing
(Backstage)
Sandy: Im standing with mr norton and sir i understand theres a problem with tonights main event
Norton: Yes there is sandy, ya see chris couldnt make it tonight due to flight troubles and so ive decided to change tonights main event, instead of chris koas, it will be cj lethal going 2 on 1 with the asylum world champion shane bentley and the hardcore champion, the gatekeeper
Sandy> Making that other match a tag match instead of handicap
Norton: Yes
Sandy: Alright, well back to you sheldon
Lad: Back to you sheldon, what am i invisible or what
Sheldon: Flight problems huh
Lad: What can you do sheldon, it happens
"TROY AND KHALI ENTER THE RING AS THE SOUND OF GLASS BREAKS AND JIMMY JUSTICE HEADS TO THE RING"
Sheldon: I smell a rat
Lad: I dont smell anything
Sheldon: This so called change in the main event lad, i bet norton has something to do with this
Lad: Why in gods name would you say something like that
"Diamonds music hits"
Sheldon: Becuz lad, someone has to do it and by god everyone needs to know that mr norton isnt a fair man, hell do whatever he wants to benefit only him and those who follow him
Lad: Boy oh boy, your going way to far sheldon
Sheldon: I dont care, i mean, the truth has to be said
JAMES DIAMOND & JIMMY JUSTICE VS THE GREAT KHALI & TOXIC TROY
Troy and diamond kicked off the match and troy tried to stay strong but diamond tooked troy back and was stomping away on troy, sent him to the ropes and caught him with a back elbow and came off the ropes with a leg drop across troys neck, went for the cover but only got a two count, james tagged in justice and justice went nuts and stomped away on troy, came off the ropes and drove the elbow into troys head, justice got troy up and sent him to the ropes and caught him with a lou thesz press, justice was getting a standing ovation and he went over and went for troy but troy kicked him and troy tagged in khali, khali came over and justice got up and rolled out of the ring to regroup, then justice rolled back in finally and walked around khali weirdly and then tagged in diamond, diamond came in and was about to take on khali and justice spun him around and hit him with the justification, diamond bounced up and staggered around and khali dropped him with the mongolian chop, then placed his foot over diamond as the ref didnt want to count but justice made him count the three count
(JUSTICE WENT AND GRABBED A MICROPHONE)
Justice: James diamond, you have been a marked man and tonight im cashing in on nortons bounty hunt for you, so you and me at vendetta bitch for that us title and let me say this, justice will be served (JUSTICE LIFTS DIAMOND UP AGAIN AND JUSTIFIES HIM AGAIN AS HIS MUSIC HITS)
Sheldon: I cant believe that jimmy justice has joined nortons group
Lad: I dont think he joined them, i think hes just wanting nortons money for the bounty on james diamond, remember norton said early they souldnt worry about being handicapped, but trusting each other, he already knew justice was cashing in right here tonight
Sheldon: Well it looks as though the card for vendetta is starting to fill, cuz tonight we have found out about at least two or three matches that will go down and im gonna say this now, jimmy justice you have made the worst mistake cuz james diamond will come for you at vendetta
Lad: Your such a sap sometimes
Sheldon: Im just stating the obvious
(Nortons office)
Norton: Boys boys, lets settle down, now this is our moment, its almost time to show the whole world who we are but not quite yet, we still have a few more things to get done
The Kid: What about jimmy is he with us
Norton: Everyone will know that when the time comes, right now lets stay on track cuz your matches are up next and i dont want to be disappointed at all otherwise i will do something drastic to those to do fail me
Shane: Dont worry cheif, we will fly the colors tonight
Jeremy Dart: Thats right mr norton
The Kid: You dont even know what it means idiot
Norton: Hey, none of that, hes your partner tonight and you respect him alright, now lets go out there and show them that rules are meant to be broken
(THEY ALL CHEER AS A COMMERCIAL BREAK IS SHOWN OF 30 DAYS AND NIGHT)
"Dart and Generation x finish entering the ring as Control by Puddle of Mudd hits"
Sheldon: Well norton has made it clear that he wants his boys to win or face several consquences
Lad: Well so far tonight nortons plan is working cuz jimmy justice turned on james diamond
Sheldon: And theres no telling what else he has in store tonight
GENERATION X & JEREMY DART VS RICHARD RAMSLEY & REX REDFORD
Dart kicks the match off with redford and dart is pretty much no match for the strength of redford and redford tosses him around the ring like a doll, the kid came in and tried but as the kid was fighting redford, gordy snuck in and got behind redford and made him fall over as the kid came running over and hit him with a leg drop, went for the cover but got tossed off, redford tried to get up and the kid came in with a dropkick that sent redford hard into the corner, the kid brought in gordy and the kid sent gordy in and redford exploded out of the corner with a clothesline and knocked gordy and then speared the kid down, the fans errupted as redford tagged in ramsley who came in with a flying clothesline on gordy, ramsley went for the cover but only got a two count, ramsley got gordy up in the corner and slapped his chest with a chop, the kid came in and ramsley moved and used his momentum and sent him sailing over the ropes, dart came in and ramsley blocked the right hand and hit him and then moved in and drove dart into the mat with the flatliner, redford came over and as the kid was coming in redford charged him and the both of them went over the ropes, gordy was then be set up for ramsleys flatliner when the lights dimmed and on the tron an "X" appeared with flames around it, the lights came back on and sebastian x was in the ring and as ramsley turned around, sebastian nailed him with a kick to the gut and drove him to the mat with the burning hammer, x rolled out as gordy went for the cover, the ref rolled in from attending to what was happening on the outside and registered the three count
(GENERATION X'X MUSIC HIT)
Sheldon: Sebastian x is here lad, hes finally arrived
Lad: I remember when he was here for a little bit and he did leave his mark but i thought he was gone and now hes back and look at what hes done to richard ramsley
Sheldon: I cant believe it myself, the man who holds people accountable for their sins apparently believes that ramsley has sinned
Lad: Well ramsley did sin, he challenged mr nortons authority and this is what happens when you do
Sheldon: Wow what else will happen here tonight
(Backstage....celebration is going on as mr norton and his goons are celebrating)
Norton: How did you like that ramsley huh, you and your stupid cult of this xxxtc, there is no more cult, i have destroyed it and it will never ever reach what you idiots thought it would, ahahahahahaha, now shane, gatekeeper, finish this night off and lets show everyone where the pecking order begins and they end
Shane: You got it sir
(FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK OF SMACKDOWN VS RAW 2008 FOR XBOX 360, PS3, PS2 AND THE WII AVAIABLE NOVEMBER 2007)
(VIDEO OF WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE THE BREAK IS SHOWN AND THE CELEBRATION BY NORTON IS FOLLOWED BY THAT AND THEN VICTIM BY EIGHTEEN VISIONS HITS AS THE ASYLUM WORLD CHAMPION AND THE HARDCORE CHAMPION MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE RING)
Sheldon: Im lost for words lad, cuz it looks like nortons army is growing by the minute
Lad: Its growing becuz everyone wants to be with mr norton, not stand against him and you need to follow the teachings that hes teaching cuz it doesnt get better then this sheldon
"CONTROL BY PUDDLE OF MUDD HITS"
Sheldon: Listen to the fans though lad, they love cj lethal and i remember when lethal first arrived here in the asylum, nobody thought this guy stood a chance and now look at him, hes a former champion
Lad: Exactly, former and thats all hell ever be sheldon
Sheldon: He never got a rematch
Lad: He had his chance and blew it and now must face the fact that he doesnt have what it takes to be in the main event and someone like shane bentley is all what is looked as someone who can carry the asylum into 2008
MAIN EVENT : SHANE BENTLEY & THE GATEKEEPER VS CJ LETHALLethal stood tall as shane and the gateeeper talked about who was gonna start the match and it was the gatekeeper who started the match out and the two locked up and lethal pushed off, they locked up again and the gatekeeper got in a knee and then slammed his arm across lethals back and sent him for the ride and went for a book and lethal ducked and turned and dropped the gatekeeper with a boot, the gatekeeper rolled out of the ring to regroup and when he looked back, lethal was flying over the ropes and onto him, fans were cheering loudly, bentley went over and lethal rolled back in, bentley got the gatekeeper back up and in and lethal continued on the assault and placed the gatekeeper in a rare chin lock, the gatekeeper fought and fought and then lethal released it and went against the ropes and came back with a kick to the gatekeepers face, rolled him over and hooked the leg but only a two count, lethal went back to the chin lock as the gatekeeper continued to fight it, shane came in and lethal broke it, lethal then got the gatekeeper up and sent him to the turnbuckle and then followed it in with a clothesline and then lethal got on the second rope and jumped off with a nice leg drop, hooked the leg but shane broke up the count, fans started to boo as the great khali came down to ringside, the ref was telling him to leave as he got on the apron and lethal went over and blocked a right hand and headbutted khali and then grabbed him and jumped down and caught khali with a hangman over the ropes, khali fell down to the floor, shane looked on in shock, the gatekeeper was getting up and he turned around and lethal kicked him and then lifted him up into the lethal bomb and lethal drove him to the mat, lethal then went for the cover but khali was back up and yelling at the ref, lethal came over and swung at khali who backed off, lethal turned back around and shane laid him out with sweet shane music, the ref looked on as shane placed the gatekeeper over him and got out as the ref got down...1...2....3....bentleys music hit as he quickly grabbed the world and hardcore title and pulled the gatekeeper out of the ring and they joined khali in raising their hands and taunting redford who was still out from the kick
Sheldon: I cant believe what im seeing, this is horrible
Lad: Its business, just think if chris koas showed up what would of happened to him
Sheldon: Folks we are out of time, well see you next week right here on the usa network, so long everybody