Asylum Haven Arena
Miami, Florida

"No Chance hits as Mr Norton Makes his way to the ring and a loud ovation is heard from the fans in attendence"

Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to long awaited return of the asylum, im sheldon ellers and along side me is the lad and lad it looks like mr norton is kicking the show off

Lad: No telling what this man will do or say ever

(Norton enters the ring)

Mr Norton: Well well the last time i was in the ring i had the nwo breathing down my neck and attacking my very own son and then he goes and joins the nwo, some wacked out looney gets brought in by the exectives of the twf and completely runs the asylum into the ground, i get the call that the development stars arent getting any attention and they want me back in charge and get this show back and track and you know what i say, Stick It! Im not here anymore to get those idiots in the back ready for their call ups, im here to set the record straight and say that the entire twf exective board is crap, will always be crap and until justice is done, the shows will continue to suck (Fans Boo Loudly) Im not here to save the asylum, IM AM THE ASYLUM, ME, i created this god forsaken show and no and i mean nobody can run it like i could and now i have to come back and save, bullshit, im not the one who let it fall, im not the one the people lost hope in, im the man who strikes fear in each and every single one of you and damn it i deserve some reconitition (Chants of you suck are heard until the crashing sound of glass breaks and Jimmy Justice emerges from the back)

Sheldon: Oh my dear lord, its JIMMY JUSTICE

(Justice enters the ring)

Justice: Im not gonna come out here and talk much so you just shut your mouth and listen, i dont give a damn what your here for, what i care about is wearing that asylum championship around my waist, so since i was cheated out of the son of a bitch, just what exactly are ya gonna do about it or do i have to get pis "CONTROL BY PUDDLE OF MUDD HITS"

Lad: What is going on here

(Lethal enters the ring)

Norton: And just what the hell (Lethal takes the microphone)

Lethal: Ive been quiet for sometime and now im just sick and tired of it, i won the asylum championship from this man right here and then lost it in the elimanation chamber a few days later, and not once did i ever get my rematch with khali or even get mentioned about anything for it, so just where the hell is my respect in all this

Justice: Your respect, it doesnt matter about who the hell you are, what matters

Lethal: What matters is if you dont "KHALIS MUSIC HITS AS KHALI AND SOME MAN COME TO THE RING"

Justice: Whoa, get this big freak

Man: Mr Justice, what you need to do is calm down and step back while the greatest asylum champion enters the ring (Fans boo)

Justice: And just who the hell are you

Man: It doesnt matter my name, what matters is just like cj lethal, the great khali has in dead not received his return matchup with shane bentley either and we want retribution for what bentley did to the great khali

Justice: What you need is a great ass whoopin

Norton: Gentlemen please, we can settle this all right here tonight, cuz in this very ring we will have "Whats Happeninig By Method Man FT.Busta rhymes HITS"

Norton: What in the hell is this

(Chris Koas enters the ring)

Koad: What this is mr norton is simple, all these men have had their shots at the asylum championship, but for months now ive walked through the roster of the asylum and not once have i ever gotten anything for it, so instead of coming out here and asking for a match, im just came to tell you all im just making the "Victim by Eighteen Visions HITS as Bentley and The gatekeeper come out", CUT THE MUSIC

Shane: Simmer down koas, simmer down, now its great that the four of you all wanna face little ol me and its great that you all think you deserve the shot, but boys, your forgetting one thing and that is that mr norton calls the shots, mr nroton makes the rules and not once have any of you given mr norton the respect he deserves unlike me and the gatekeeper have (Fans boo loudly) what should happen is tonight a fatal fourway

Koas: Bullshit, i challenge you tonight

Shane: Whoa hold on tuff guy

Koas: No theres no holding on (Koas climbs out of the ring and charges after bentley)

Sheldon: My god lad its about to break out here tonight

(KOAS GETS UP THE RAMP AND ALMOST TO BENTLEY AND THE GATEKEEPER LEVELS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT)

Norton: So with that done, tonight it will be you three in a triple threat matchup and the winner gets

Justice: Justified!

(Justice turned and kicked khali and lethal joined in as the two took it to khali, meanwhile bentley bends down over koas)

Shane: You want me so bad boy, well you got me, ill step into the ring with you but the title, ahahaha, the title will not be on the line, got (Shane spits on koas as him and the gatekeeper walk backstage as norton heads up the ramp as well but back in the ring, lethal and justice are giving it to khali and just out of nowhere justice justified khali, the staggered giant then stumbled into lethal who kicked him and pulled him in as the fans rose to their feet and lethal picked up the 7'4 giant and drove him to the mat with the lethal bomb, chants of holy shit were heard all over the arena as lethals music hit and lethal and justice both left the great khali on his back

Sheldon: My god what a way to kick off the return of the asylum lad and weve only just begun

Lad: Thats right and coming up first will be the former champ Zack Garcia

Sheldon: And hell be facing blaze when we return

(COMMERCIAL BREAK IS SHOWN OF RESIDENT EVIL 3 NOW PLAYING FOLLOWED BY A PROMO FOR ERRUPTION)

"Asylum returns with Garcia in the ring and It wasnt Me by Shaggy hits"

Sheldon: And here comes blaze, whos had a very decent run so far in the asylum but just needs a boost to really get moving

Lad: Blaze could really be awesome if he just opens up

Blaze vs Zack Garcia
Blaze starts off early by hitting garcia with some kicks to the ribs and shoulders, but garcia caught a spinning kick and drove blaze into the ground, then the veteran garcia lifted blaze and toyed with him a bit until garcia missed a clothesline and blaze came off the ropes with a flipping back spin, blaze then caught garcia with that flaming kick and instead of going for the pin he climbed to the top rope, he took a bit of time and came off and garcia moved, blaze got up in pain and garcia came over and pulled blaze in for the mark of perfection plex as the ref registered the three count

(Garcias music hits)

Lad: A veteran like garcia doesnt fool around, he is a former asylum champion and one of the best ever here in the asylum

Sheldon: I wont argue that as ive seen him in some classic fights here in the asylum and theres no telling the day that he will return to that scene in the asylum

(Backstage)

Norton: Shane today is a new beginning for the asylum and with you as our champion, theres no telling what we might do, but these people have no idea what is coming do they

Shane: No they dont (Knock at the door)

Norton: Come in (Enter Jeremy Dart) well if it isnt this guy, just what the hell could i do for you

Dart: Mr Norton, ive come to ask to be apart of this new force thats growing in the asylum

Norton: (Laughs) Are you kiddin Me

Dart: No im not

Norton: Well ill tell you what, you wanna make a name for yourself, you go out there right now and ill send out your opponent, you beat him, well then we will talk, but if not, then you will spend the rest of your days cleaning my toilets do you understand

Dart: Dont you worry mr norton, no matter what, i will be victorious here tonight, i guarantee it (Dart leaves and James diamond enters the room)

Norton: What the hell is going on, what the hell do you need

James: What do i want, well the last time i ever saw you, eddie and rex put you out, but hey whos keeping track, anyway since your throwing around your power, i thought id come in here and see what you had for me

Norton: You know what i have for you, tonight not only will you get your ass kicked, but that idiot follower richard ramsley is gonna get his ass kicked too, so dont you worry, tonight will be the last time we see you ever here in the asylum now get the hell out of my office

James: (Starts to smirk) See ya Norton (James leaves)

Norton: They all will pay, trust me shane everyone in the asylum will learn that rules are meant to be broken

(BACK AT RINGSIDE...JEREMY WAS IN THE RING AND THEN "Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden hit)

Lad: Oh my

Sheldon: Its REX REDFORD LAD

Lad: I see that sheldon and boy oh boy does dart not have a chance in hell

Sheldon: I hate to say this but it looks as though someone is gonna be cleaning toilets for mr norton

Rex Redford vs Jeremy Dart
Dart didnt waste anytime and went after redford as he entered the ring and kicked the ropes, and just assaulted redford, his mistake was getting redford up and after kicking and stomping, he sent redford into the other turnbuckle and redford hit hard and as jeremy came in redford exploded out of the corner with a clothesline and turned dart inside out, redford got the crowd fired up and got dart up and lifted him over his head and dropped him, redford was pumped up and with all his excitement, he poked the ref in the eye with a finger, but redford didnt care and pulled dart in for what looked like the redford driver, but a weird man rolled into the ring and redford pushed dart off and turned and the man hit him with something, dart then grabbed redford from behind and lifted him up and over for his belly to back suplex, the ref half able to see got down and actually registered the three count as dart rolled out of the ring and joined the man that helped him

(Darts music hit)

Sheldon: Who the hell is that

Lad: I think

Sheldon: What did he just hit him with

Lad: Sheldon, i think thats that guy who calls himself the bone collector

Sheldon: What the hell is he doing here then, he belongs in smw

(BACKSTAGE)

Norton: So you fellas understand the objective

The Kid: Yea we get it, DAD

Norton: And just remember, they make the rules, and you will break them

Gordy: After we are done with ramsley, nobody will see him in the same way again

Norton: He better, now excuse me, ive got business to attend to

(COMMERCIAL BREAK OF SUPERBAD, NOW IN THEATERS FOLLOWED BY A SHORT PROMO OF ERRUPTION)

...AS THE ASYLUM RETURNED, RAMSLEY WAS IN THE RING AND THEN THE THEME FOR GENERATION X WAS HEARD...

Sheldon: Looks like these are the boys norton has selected to take out ramsley lad

Lad: Well if i was ramsley, id take it slow and easy and take these two out one by one

GENERATION X VS RICHARD RAMSLEY
Gordy kicked the match off against ramsley and a cheap finger to the eye and already gordy and the kid had control and gordy sent ramsley to the ropes and caught him with a nice dropkick, gordy brought in the kid and the kid quickly came off the top turnbuckle with a legdrop across the neck of ramsley, the kid went for the cover..1..2...no, ramsley was still alive, the kid brought in gordy and then sent ramsley to the ropes and ramsley ducked their clothesline and turned and caught both of them with a clothesline sending them down, ramsley got up and tossed the kid to the floor and sent gordy into the turnbuckle and followed in with a nice clothesline, the kid was trying to come in and ramsley went over with running shoulder block and sent the kid off the apron and onto the barracades, ramsley was fired up and as gordy got up, ramsley came running in and latched on and drove gordy hard into the mat with a ddt, hooked the leg but no only got a two count, ramsley then rolled to the outside and went under the ring and pulled out a chair and raised it high in the air as the fans cheered, ramsley rolled into the ring and was gonna hit gordy but the ref pulled the chair away from ramsley and at that moment gordy low blowed ramsley, the kid was then climbing the turnbuckle and came off with a legdrop across the back of ramsley, rolled out of the ring as gordy hooked the leg and the referee registered the three count

(THEIR THEME MUSIC HIT)

Lad: Impressive win though sheldon, you gotta give them that

Sheldon: Well without the low blow it might had been

Lad: What are you talking about, low blow

Sheldon: Oh dont play stupid you know what im talking about, dont act like you didnt see

Lad: Oh cut the crap sheldon

(BACKSTAGE)

Norton: Yes, yea well it will happen you no good son of a (KNOCK AT THE DOOR) god damn it, look vince ive got to let you go, i got someone knocking at my door, alright, alright, yes, ok i will, ok, bye (SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN) who the hell is it (ENTER SGT CORRAL)

Corral: Mr Norton im sorry to bother you

Norton: Well if your sorry, then what the hell are you doing in here, i was on the phone with mr vince

Sgt Corral: Hold on now, i didnt come here to get into an arguement, i came here to say that there is a man walking around the lockerroom, they call him manchild

Norton: Yea and

Corral: Yea well he said that you sir were a horable boss and that you couldnt lead a sting operation with one testicle left

Norton: Oh is that so

Corral: Yes sir and after hearing that, well i knew i had to show where my loyalty lies sir

Norton: Well thats good becuz next week mr manchild will find out just who i am

Corral: Thats great sir

Norton: Anything else

Corral: NO, not that i can think of

Norton: Good becuz next week you too will have a match, it will be sgt corral in one corner and in the other one, Manchild (fans errupt into cheers)

Corral: What

Norton: Lets put it this way, you wanna get on my good side, crush this man and show him that i mr norton only have the best representing me, lose and you will wish that manchild never said those things about me, now on your way cuz im a busy man

(CORRAL LOOKS SHOCKED AS THE ACTION RETURNED AT RINGSIDE WITH JAMES DIAMOND HEADING TO RINGSIDE)

Sheldon: My god lad the action here tonight just continues to improve the more the show goes

Lad: let me say this, sgt corral's little plan just backfired and now hes gotta face this manchild, do we even know anything about this guy

"Snap yo Fingers by Lil Jon hit"

Sheldon: Well little is known except that both corral and this manchild just returned from iraq but theres nothing else about them

Lad: Well seeing this manchild just might be scarier then anything weve ever seen, i mean have you seen him

Sheldon: No actually i havent

Lad: Well just hearing the name makes you really wanna think about who gets let into the asylum these days

Troy: Befcre this match gets underway, let me just say that mr norton sent me out here to destroy you james and after i do that i will take that us title from you and give it a true fighting champion defending it, not some (JAMES ATTACKS TROY)

JAMES DIAMOND VS TOXIC TROY
James attacked troy after saying that stuff and got him in the corner and just unloaded with stomps and then sent him to the turnbuckle and troy reversed it and followed in with a clothesline that missed as james got out of the way and then kicked troy and drove him hard into the mat with a vicious ddt, james was up and the fans were loving it, james then climbed to the top rope looking for something big and troy jumped at the ropes causing james to tumble to the floor very hard, troy rolled out and got james up and tossed him hard into the ring steps, then he moved the steps and placed james on the stairs face down and then got on the apron and was looking at jumping onto james and he went off for a leg drop and james moved and troy hit hard and dumped to the floor hitting his head, fans began to chant holy shit, james then got up and tossed troy into the ring and troy was holding his leg and as he got up, james came running and drove him to the mat with the final extinction, hooked the leg as the crowd counted 1...2....3...

(Stupifiy By Disturbed HIT)

Sheldon: I thought troy was sent out here to destroy james diamond

Lad: Looks like james foiled the plan

Sheldon I dont even think troy stood a fighting chance

Lad: Well he did one thing right

Sheldon: What was that

Lad: Made sure mr norton saw a beat down, it just wasnt james on the receiving end of it

(Backstage)

Norton: Well shane your moment has arrived and i know youll make me proud

Shane: Mr Norton i wont just make you proud, ill make you over whelmed with happiness

Norton: And just to show everyone im a fair man, im making your match a no dq match, thats right, no dq for shane bentley and regular rules for chris koas (fans boo)

Shane: These are the moments i will cherish forever sir

Norton: I know you will, now go get em

(Back at ringside...Koas enters the ring as Victim by Eighteen Visions hits)

Lad: And here comes our champion sheldon

Sheldon: And it looks at though the gatekeeper is coming out with him

Lad: Well it is no dq

Sheldon: Yea for shane and not chris koas, how fair is that

Lad: Pretty fair

NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH FOR SHANE ONLY
SHANE BENTLEY w/THE GATEKEEPER VS CHRIS KOAS
Shane was slow to get things started, kinda aggervating koas a bit and finally got into the ring and the two locked up, chris got him to the corner and the ref tried to break it up and shane slapped chris, pissing him off more and chris went after shane but shane ducked under the ropes causing the ref to back chris off and when the ref moved, shane hit chris with his superkick, the fans were in shock, shane then hooked the leg...1..2..and no, chris kicked out and shane couldnt believe it, the gatekeeper was on the apron yelling at the ref as shane put chris in the corner and grabbed his face and was yelling and taunting him, shane was then calling for it again and shane came in and chris moved and when shane turned around, chris speared him as the fans errupted, the gatekeeper got on the apron and chris speared him off the apron and onto the wall behind him, the gatekeeper was down, chris then went over and lifted shane up and then drove him hard into the mat with the choatic shock, hooked the leg..1...2...3....

(Whats Happeninig By Method Man FT.Busta rhymes hits as the crowd errupts into cheers)

Sheldon: Chris koas has just outsmarted both men and im sure has put nortons frown upside down

Lad: I cant believe what i just saw sheldon, that was so intense

Sheldon: Well you have to believe that chris koas wants the asylum championship and is gonna do what ever he can to get it

(BACKSTAGE)

Norton: (NORTON IS PIST AND TOSSING SHIT OFF HIS DESK) THAT SON OF A BITCH, i cant take this anymore (TURNS TO KHALI) look you over sized son of a bitch, if you dont get out there and win your match tonight your fired, you hear me, both of you

Man: But mr norton

Norton: Dont you but mr norton me, i mean it, win or get the hell off my show, now get out there and show me something (KHALI AND THE MAN LEAVE AS NORTON KICKS HIS CHAIR)

...COMMERCIAL BREAK IS SHOWN OF NBA 2K8 NOW AVAIABLE FOR XBOX 360, PS3 AND PS2....

"THE ACTION RETURNS AS KHALI ENTERS THE RING AND THE SOUND OF GLASS BREAKS AS GUILTY HITS"

Sheldon: And here we go with our main event lad and what a night it has been here so far tonight

Lad: Im not gonna lie to you sheldon, its been awesome, the return of the asylum has really sparked my nervous system

"CONTROL BY PUDDLE OF MUDD HITS"

Sheldon: Every single person in this match is a former asylum champion and with the exception of jimmy justice, we never got to see the other two really take off as champions

Lad: Well khali had one defense and he lost, same as cj lethal, but lethal had more to lose cuz when he won the title he was already involved in the six man elimanation chamber match so he was already at a disadvantage

Sheldon: And khali

LaD: Well shane is the champion and who needs to talk that guy, his action speaks clearly enough for it

MAIN EVENT: #1 CONTENDERS MATCH
THE GREAT KHALI VS CJ LETHAL VS JIMMY JUSTICE
As lethal entered khali came in for his chop but lethal blocked it and kicked khali as justice sat in the corner and watched as lethal fought off the monster, but khali sent lethal sailing over the ropes and justice came over and low blowed khali from behind which brought a roar from the crowd, then justice unloaded with some right hands, lethal rolled back into the ring but had a chair in hand, justice bounced off the ropes with yet another right hand and khali spun with momentum and lethal smacked him hard with the chair and it rocked khali, then justice hit him again, lethal nailed him again with the chair, khali was still standing, lethal then was gonna come off the ropes with another chair shot and justice stopped him with a kick, lethal released the chair into justices hand and justice smacked lethal and then spun around and smacked khali hard and it brought the monster to one knee, lethal got up and justice hit him again and again, khali was trying to get up and justice went to hit him and khali caught the chair and pushed justice off, khali then had the chair and justice came running in and khali smacked him with the chair, justice staggered and then khali kicked him with his boot and sent him to the floor, lethal was fighting to get up and khali tossed the chair at lethal who caught it by his head and khali hit him with his big mongolian chop over the chair, lethal fell hard to the mat as khali placed one foot over lethal as the ref registered the three count and khali emerged as the winner

(KHALIS MUSIC HIT)

Lad: I cant believe it, khali and shane for the asylum championship

Sheldon: This might shake the foundation of mr nortons new army

Lad: Its gonna do something

Sheldon: Fans thats all this week, well see you next week live here in the asylum, so long everybody