Pre-Recorded for the saturday showing on the usa network

Derek Darko vs Johnny Lang
Darko came out and said that he needed a warm up match and his opponent ended up being johnny lang, lang tried against darko, but darko just toyed with lang and then quickly put him out with the sickness, hooked the leg and scored the victory

Captain America vs Holden Powers
America came to the ring without his mask on and locked up with the former middleweight champion. America sent holden to the turnbuckle and followed in with a dropkick, then lifted him up for a few chops, then sent him back to the turnbuckle and this time followed in with a clothesline. America continued to take holden down, but holden did try to fight back but america caught him coming in with a ameria kick

DIRT DAWG WAS STANDING BY WITH RICHARD RAMSLEY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT THE ROYAL BASH AND RAMSLEY SAID THAT AT THE ROYAL BASH HE WAS GONNA PROVE THAT EVEN THOUGH HE KEEPS LOSING DOESNT MEAN THAT HE WILL CONTINUE IT AT THE BASH. THE DAWG ASKED IF HE FEELS LUCKY HE HASNT LOST THE HARDCORE TITLE YET AND RAMSLEY SAID HE WASNT LUCKY, HE WAS TALENTED

MVP & The Great Khali vs Blaze & Chris Devue
Khali kicked the match off against chris devue and devue was quickly manhandled and tossed around the ring, as devue was sent to the ropes, khali chopped him down hard, went for a cover but blaze came in and got khali off him, khali tagged in mvp who came in and took a cheap shot at blaze and as blaze came in and the ref had to stop him as mvp rolled out of the ring and grabbed a chair and rolled back in and as devue got up he nailed devue with it and tossed the chair out of the ring, mvp went for the cover but only got a two count, mvp went over to tag in khali and khali came in and lifted devue up, blaze came behind and kicked him and he released devue, mvp was calling for the tag as khali tried to get going again as devue began to crawl, mvp yelled for khali to stop him but devue made the tag, blaze jumped over the ropes and kicked khali, mvp came in and as he got over, he got kicked by blaze over the ropes, khali came over and swung and swung and blaze ducked and then kicked him in the chest and then came off the ropes with a dropkick, khali was swaying and then blaze hit the flaming kick on khali and khali went over the ropes, blaze sat back as the ref counted..1...2..3...4...5..6...7..mvp was up and trying to get khali up and back into the ring...8...9..and...10...blaze and chris devue just scored a huge upset victory

Asylum Haven Arena
Miami, Florida

....Shots of smw invading the asylum are shown followed by the presence of the Outsiders as the asylum logos swirls in and the opening video for asylum plays as step up comes on....then the cameras tune in as a short display of pyro is shown as the cameras pan around the haven arena in miami florida as the announcers come on

Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of the asylum, im sheldon ellers along side the lad and tonight lad ("IM BACK HITS") well i was gonna say something

Lad: Just say it sheldon, it will take a moment before our beloved general manager makes it to the ring

Sheldon: Well bischoff usually comes out with his boys but it looks like hes flying solo right now

Lad: Yea, but if anything happens they would hit the ring quickly

(BISCHOFF ENTERS THE RING AND PULLS A MIC OUT)

Bischoff: Yes please continue, oh how i love you all too (Loud boos are heard) but as much as i want to talk about how much you all love me, ive got bigger fish to fry tonight, ya see rumors are swirling around the internet that smokey mountain wrestling is invading us becuz they are gonna to be wrestling on our shows a little bit more, well let me say this, it is not true, it will not happen, smw as far as im concerned is a joke, a second rate development company that the twf has for those few who might have a chance at becoming a superstar someday, the asylum is where the power lies, the asylum is where the talent is built, its where superstars like dustin kash was born, people like eddie saint james were etched into stars, this is the development territory that new superstars crawl too, it is not smw, so the other thing you people here or at home will ever see is asylum superstars, but at the royal bash i did grant james diamond his wish to face that idiot jeremy dart so he could squash him and make sure we never hear from that man again, so thank you for coming and enjoy ("NO CHANCE BY DOPE HITS AS THE FANS RISE TO THEIR FEET")

Sheldon: My god please dont tell me

Lad: It is sheldon, its mr norton

Sheldon: Jesus what is he doing here

(NORTON ENTERS THE RING AND ASKS FOR A MICROPHONE....CHANTS FROM THE CROWD OF NORTON ARE HEARD)

Bischoff: Mr norton, well what an honor it is

Norton: Shut up eric (Loud cheers are heard) ya see eric, the last time i was on this show it was a diaster, it was falling apart at the seams and you got powerbombed through your own desk (fans cheer more) and now im back here on the asylum to settle something that needs to be settled and that is yes the rumors about smw are true (fans cheer) ive been told by the board of directors that some of the superstars in smw need more exposure then what television channels are giving the smw show and i told them yes i would help, becuz thats what the asylum is, the oppertunist place in the twf

Bischoff: But mr nor

Norton: SHUT UP!!!!! (More cheers) Eric you have to understand, your the general manager of the asylum, not the boss, im the boss and what i say goes and so tonight right here on this very show we will have a six man tag match featuring smw stars, andd to further that, ive been told that at the royal bash smw will also hold a six man tag match and i approved it

Bischoff: Your ruining the ppv though

Norton: Am i, well how about this one then eric, to kick off the royal bash it will be hassad from smw against, lets say you (fans errupt)

Bischoff: You cant do that, you cant do that, im not a wrestle

Norton: You are now and that match is final (NO CHANCE BY DOPE HITS AS THE FANS CHANT LOUDLY AS BISCHOFF IS BESIDE HIMSELF AS NORTON LEAVES)

(BACKSTAGE THE OUTSIDERS ARE SHOWN WATCHING THE TV ALONG WITH RAY WHEN THE KID COMES BY)

Ray: Woa kid, check it out, your uncle is here man

Kid: (Pulls ray away from the outsiders) What are you doing with these guys man

Ray: Just chillin and watchin whats going on

Kid: I dont trust these guys ray, somethings up

Scott: Hey yo, everything alright

Kid: See ya out there ray

(THE KID WALKS AWAY AS GORDY SHAKES HIS HEAD AND THE OUTSIDERS LOOK ON)

..BACK TO RINGSIDE..

"Wakeman Foundation music hits"

Sheldon: Man norton is back here on the asylum lad

"James Gang theme hits"

Lad: I dont think hes back for good, he just had to make that announcement it seems

"Gordy theme hits as gordy and the kid come out though they dont seem on the same page"

Sheldon: Well getting off the subject, we have got a fourway tag team battle royal and the winners of this match will meet the down under xpress at the royal bash

"Brazillian music hits as mbota and noose make their way to the ring"

Lad: Yea and i think the wakemans are finally gonna get their shot and take this battle royal

Sheldon: I guess well find out

FATAL FOURWAY TAG TEAM BATTLE ROYAL
#1 CONTENDERS MATCH
Mbota & Noose vs WakeMan Foundation vs Ray Gordy & The Kid vs The James Gang
This was an intense match as the eight men in the ring just rumbled it out, the first person to head over the ropes was none other then jason wakeman who was thrown out by noose, but issac came over after the elimanation and pounded away on noose, mbota speared the hell out of jesse james and then tossed him out, the kid was over there with kip and he was on his way to a elimanation and the outsiders came out for what looked like support and the kid wanted nothing to do with them and then the distraction allowed kip to elimanate the kid, gordy saw this but superkicked kip over the ropes to elimanate him, gordy then talking to the outsiders to find out what happen and mbota came over and just dumped him over the ropes, then it was down to noose and mbota against jason wakeman and the crowd seemed to be behind wakeman, and while the match continued, gordy seemed pist at the outsiders and told them to get the hell out of there as gordy checked on the kid in the meantime jason ducked a big boot and noose hit the top rope and then wakeman superkicked noose over the ropes to elimanate him but forgot about mbota who speared him down and then tossed jason over the ropes to win the match and give him and noose a shot at the tag titles at the royal bash

Sheldon: Noose and Mbota will get a clean shot at the royal bash lad

Lad: Yes they will but it looks like the outsiders and gordys relationship might of just ended

Sheldon: Well there was no need for them to come down to ringside lad, you have to admit, it was senseless

Lad: Indeed it cost gordy and the kid a shot at tag team gold

(Backstage)

Sandy: Ladies and gentlemen the asylum world champion jimmy justice (fans errupt into cheers) now jimmy tonight you have an unusual opponent tonight in the (Enter chris koas)

Koas: Im not here to steal your moment, but i will say this, after the bash, after whoever wins the world title, let it be known im coming for the winner and im coming hard

Jimmy: Well thats good, cuz your looking at the winner and after the bash i would love nothing more then to kick

(Just then sebastian x from smw attacked chris koas, beating on him in the corner, as justice stood for a second then went to help but troy the terrible came out and attacked justice, staff and refs filled the area to break the carnage up)

.....COMMERCIAL BREAK IS SHOWN OF FILLED MEMORIES OF WRESTLEMANIA 8 FOLLOWED BY A PREVIEW FOR SHREK THE THIRD.....AS THE ASYLUM CAME BACK ON THE AIR, SUPERSTARS FROM SMW WERE IN THE RING READY FOR THEIR FIRST MATCH IN THE ASYLUM

SMW Featured Match: Low Ki vs. Bone Collector vs. Ashida Kim

This match featured 3 great high-flying competitors and had great fast-paced action to kick off the first SMW match live on Asylum TV. Low Ki went at it with Bone Collector but that was shortlived as Ashida Kim hit a standing drop kick on Low Ki from behind that sent him out of the ring. Meanwhile Ashida and Bone Collector traded shots in the ring. Ashida hit the ropes and came back with a shoulder attack, but Bone Collector had it scouted and got him on the mat with a drop-toe-hold, before going right into a Texas Cloverleaf. However Low Ki got up on the top turnbuckle and hit a missile dropkick to the back of the head of Bone Collector. Low Ki went into the cover but Ashida broke the count. Ashida then went to work on Low Ki and got him into the corner. He then used the second rope as leverage to get up for a beautiful kick right to the face of Low Ki. But Bone Collector got behind Ashida Kim and rolled him up but only got the 2 when Low Ki broke the count. The crowd got to their feet as this fast-paced match continued. Low Ki and Ashida Kim began trading left and right hands, but when Bone Collector tried clotheslining Ashida from behind, Ashida ducked and Bone Collector took Low Ki inside out with the clothesline intended for Ashida. Ashida then had Bone Collector scouted, and when he turned around, Ashida nearly took his head off with his superkick known as the "Jade Blade". Ashida fell into the cover but Low Ki broke the count at two once again. Bone Collector was nearly out cold as Ashida and Low Ki battled it out. Ashida went for the enziguri, but Low Ki ducked down under the kick and then locked in an STF. However Ashida made it to the bottom rope without a problem and forced the rope break. Low Ki held on as the ref counted to 5, but at 4 Bone Collector hit a leg drop off the top rope to the back of the head of Low Ki to break the hold before Low Ki could get disqualified. Bone Collector then threw Low Ki out of the ring, before going to work on a fallen Ashida Kim. Bone Collector then hit a beautiful brain buster on Ashida Kim before going up to the top rope looking for his finisher the "Chainsaw Massacre". However, Low Ki incredibly leaped up from the floor onto the apron, and then in another single motion leaped up in a hurricanrana position, and then hit the frankensteiner off the tope rope. However before he could go into the cover or even move for that matter, Ashida Kim nailed the subtle "Jade Blade" right to the chin of Low Ki before falling into the cover and allowing the ref to register the 3 count.

Lad: Not to bad i guess huh sheldon

Sheldon: Not at, woa

(Koas hit the ring and as ashida kim was still celebrating, chris waited for him to turn and then speared the living shit out of him as the fans errupted into cheers, koas was pist and yelled for a microphone)

Chris: SEBASTIAN YOU SON OF A BITCH, THE ROYAL BASH YOU AND ME, I DONT CARE, HARDCORE, CAGE, LADDER, YOU NAME IT, ILL DO IT, YOU LIKE TO SAY PEOPLE FEAR THE BURNING HAMMER, WELL AFTER THE ROYAL BASH YOU WILL FEAR THE KOAS THAT I WILL UNLEASH ON YOUR ASSSSSSSSS (Koas's music hit as he left)

(Backstage)

Eric: I cant wrestle, im the god damn general manager of this show (throws things around) how could he do this, just who the hell does he think he (Enter the Outsiders...loud boos emerge) my god if it isnt the best tag team ive ever worked with

Scott: What up eric

Kevin: Eric

Eric: Fellas, my god its been ages and ya know what ive got one hell of an idea for the show after the royal bash, hell ive got one hell of a shocker at the royal bash, fellas, i think its time that we put the band back together huh

Scott: Well actually me and kev wanted to talk to you about well, our paychecks

Eric: What?

Kevin: Well its kinda a long story and it started a couple of

Eric: Get the hell out of my office, right now get, go, get out of here

Scott: Alright man, no need to yell

Kevin: Yea man, but seriously eric, the checks

Eric: Go (slams the door) paychecks....unfreakin BELIEVABLE!

(OUTSIDE OF DOOR)

Scott: Yo kev you think hes gonna

Kevin: I dont know scott

Scott: Yo cuz i got that

Kevin: I know, me too

(BACK TO RINGSIDE.....RAMSLEY AND CHRIS SMITH WERE ALREADY IN THE RING)

"Victim by Eighteen Visions hits as Shane comes out with zack garcia and the gatekeeper"

Lad: Were they serious, i mean bischoffs got himself into one hell of a mess and all the outsiders could do were ask for their paychecks

Sheldon: I dont know about you but i thought that was rather funny lad

Lad: Funny my ass

Shane Bentley & Zack Garcia w/The Gatekeeper vs Richard Ramsley & Chris Smith
Shane kicked the match off against chris smith and tossed the man in the corner and began to unleash his fury onto chris, richard tried to stop it but the ref got in between them as garcia came in without a tag and switched with shane and garcia continued the hurt onto chris, but after a few moments when in a headlock, chris backdropped zack down hard, chris was able to make the tag to richard who came in with a blaze and knocked garcia down and began pounding away on him in the corner, shane came in and with his momentum richard sent him over the ropes, richard sent zack to the ropes and caught him with a spinning elbow, ramsley was building momentum and then he turned and shane came off the ropes with a nice missle dropkick that sent him over the ropes and to the floor, chris came into the ring and attacked shane as the ref tried to break it up and zack came from behind and low blowed chris as the ref yelled at him for it, meanwhile on the outside, the gatekeeper delivered the chorus of a 1000 angel chokeslam to richard on the floor, richard was out and the gatekeeper walked away, the ref finally came over and counted ramsley out and had no choice but to award the match to bentley and garcia

Sheldon: Heartless bastard that gatekeeper is, i mean he didnt need to involve himself in the match, completely and utterly uncalled for

Lad: Harsh words there sheldon

Sheldon: Well come on, ramsley cant win when he has to overcome odds like this week after week

Lad: Ramsley has no odds against him, ramsley just sucks, plain and simple

Sheldon: I cant believe you actually think that lad

Lad: Why shouldnt i sheldon, i mean come on, when has he defended that title huh, not since i saw him win it, hes always in tag matches or matches where the title isnt on the line, put the title on the line and then lets see if hes actually worth anything

"Watermans music hits"

Sheldon: Well speaking of worth anything, as of late james diamond hasnt been looking too hot either

Lad: James diamond is facing tremedous odds sheldon, hes been attacked by these smw guys for weeks now but at the royal bash he will come face to face with jeremy dart and then lets see who the better man is

"Stupifiy By Disturbed hits"

Sheldon: Well lets see if diamond is indeed ready for the royal bash cuz he'll certainly have his hands full with ron waterman

Lad: Im not gonna take anything away from waterman, as you can see chris nowinski is down here with him and someday i believe waterman will be somebody in the asylum

Sheldon: Well i remember last week

Lad: Lets just watch the match sheldon

Ron Waterman w/Chris Nowinski vs James Diamond
Waterman attacked james as he entered the ring and put him to the corner and unleashed a fury of rights and lefts and then sent him hard into the turnbuckle, boos were showering from the crowd as waterman wrapped james in a arm bar, then tossed him over and hard to the mat and wrapped his legs around him looking for the submission, but james fought out, waterman continued to work on diamonds shoulder, and then waterman got down in three point stance and went to hit diamond and diamond moved and waterman hit the ref out, nowinski went and grabbed a chair and told waterman to get him up, waterman went over and got diamond up and nowinski rolled the chair into the ring and waterman had it and was gonna hit diamond but nowinski yelled for him to do it, nowinski rolled in and wanted to hit diamond so waterman gave him the chair and chris went to hit him and on his way there turned a bit and nailed waterman, the crowd errupted, waterman looked at nowinski so chris did it again, waterman looked furious and then diamond came out of the corner and latched onto waterman and drove him to the mat with the final extinction, nowinski jumped over and got the ref mobile, then the ref made the 1....and 2.....and finally 3.....

Lad: Chris Nowinski has just turned on ron waterman and is with james diamond

Sheldon: Unbeliveable

Lad: This is great, nowinski is finally with someone of importance

Sheldon: Are you saying that waterman is nothing lad

Lad: Im saying that james diamond is certianly a better career turn for chris to manage instead of ron waterman, thats what im saying

(BACKSTAGE)

DAWG: Standing by at this time is the game triple

Hunter: Lets cut the bullshit right now, eric bischoff is a heartless son of a bitch, he booked this match with me and delreth to team up simply cuz he knows we cant stand each other so he thinks we are gonna (Enter Delreth)

Delreth: No no no hunter you got it all wrong, you will lose, i will win, the lightbringer always shines the light at the right time, ya see hunter thats your problem, you think this business should revolve around you and it doesnt anymore, new talent has risen to what you use to be at and it pisses you off

Hunter: Like who you, your no where near my level

Delreth: Id say just over a bit more of your level and at the royal bash i will prove it, but thats then, this is now, we cant go out there and let two sorry ass nobodys steal our thunder, so how about this, you and me go out there and out perform each other, win this match and head to the royal bash for one hell of a bout that will probably steal the show

Hunter: Your on and by the way, the light is a bit dimmer when you speak out of your ass (Hunter walks away as delreth just grinds his teeth together

(COMMERCIAL BREAK IS SHOWN OF THE NEW ECW SHIRT AVAILABLE NOW IN THE TWF MALL ALONG WITH A NEWLY DESIGNED RELEASED OF THE TWF TRADING CARDS...)

"Control by puddle of Mudd hits"

Sheldon: Looks like hunter and delreth just might be on the same page here finally

"Whats Happeninig By Method Man FT.Busta rhymes"

Lad: Those two will never be on the same page sheldon

"Firefly by breaking benjamin hits"

Sheldon: Your probably right

"Time to play the game by motorhead hits"

Lad: Of course im right sheldon

Triple H & Tythalon Delreth vs CJ Lethal & Chris Koas
Hunter kicked the match off against the big lethal and hunter caught lethal with a kick to the gut to get the match rolling and tried to send him to the ropes and lethal pulled him in for a vicious clothesline, the crowd actually liked it. The two locked up again and hunter got lethal to the turnbuckle and then hit him with know knees to the gut and then a chop, it had no effect and hunter backed up and went over and tagged delreth in, delreth looked worried but then came in and called for koas to come in, lethal then tagged koas and before koas got in delreth kicked the rope causing koas to fall in and delreth hurried on the offense and maintained it until he tagged in hunter and then hunter came in and continued to work on the hurt knee of koas that delreth had been working on, and then while in the corner, hunter came running and koas moved and hunter hit hard and koas made the tag, delreth looked like he was gonna come in but didnt and hunter turned right into a massive boot, koas was regrouping when out came sebastian x, running around towards koas and koas saw him and went running and leaped off onto sebastian x, as staff and refs came running out, the match ref went over and got distracted, meanwhile lethal was in the corner waiting as delreth came in and looked at lethal and then superkicked hunter who was staggering, lethal just looked and then went over and pulled hunter in as delreth rolled out and left and lethal delivered the lethal bomb, yelled for the ref who saw the pin and rolled back in for the 1..2....3....and lethal and koas scored the pinfall, and while that action was going on, troy the terrible came out and him and lethal got into it and while all this was going on the glass shattered and the fans errupted as the asylum champion came down and as he was sebastian x was coming, he looked at justice and spit on justice, justice kicked him and justified him, the fans errupted, koas came over and pushed justice yelling at him for what he just did, justice looked around and then kicked koas and justified him, then rolled into the ring and pulled troy off lethal and kicked him and justified him as the fans were going nuts

Sheldon: Listen to them lad, they are going nuts

Lad: I cant hear you what?

(Justice asked for a microphone)

Justice: Weve got smw guys showing up everywhere, we got folks who get pist off and justified for their harsh words and then we have some big dumb ass here who wants to attack me, jimmy justice in the back and get away with it, uhhhh hell no, thats not gonna happen, ya see mr loud mouth went to the board and requested a match with ol justice here and then tried to take me out cuz he knows he cant beat me, but ol justice isnt gonna leave the haven arena tonight without a fight (fans errupt into cheers) so i say mr terrible that we get this son bitch going before i just open up a can of whoop ass on ya for free, get a ref in here and ring the damn bell

Sheldon: Justice and troy right here in the asylum

Lad: It doesnt get any better then this sheldon, justice loves to fight

Sheldon: Fans when we come back, jimmy justice, troy the terrible right here next

(THE FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK WAS OF PREMANITION NOW PLAYING FOLLOWED BY THE NEW SONIC THE HEDGEHOG ON THE Wii)

Jimmy Justice vs Troy the Terrible
As the asylum returned justice was getting pounded in the corner by troy as the fans were chanting loud for justice to do something and when troy sent justice into the ropes, justice ducked a clothesline and turned and kicked troy looking for it, and troy pushed off, justice came back in and troy caught him with a side walk slam, lethal was still at ringside watching on as troy continued to punish justice and drove him down with a running powerslam, looked for the pinfall but again only a two, lethal then got some of the fans chanting again for justice but troy killed that with a boot right to the jaw of justice, troy yelled at the fans and then looked at lethal and yelled thats it and troy went to the top rope which he rarely does and was looking to come off but justice got up and dove at the ropes causing troy to slip and loose balance and fall down, troy was still on the top turnbuckle, justice then went over and took a few shots and then got up there and got troy to actually stand too and then turned holding onto troys head and jumped off with a devasting justification that got the fans chanting holly shit after seeing, troy bounced up and then crashed to the mat, justice rolled him over as the crowd counted too..1......2.....3.....jsutices nusic hit as the crowd went nuts as lethal brought in the asylum title and helped justice up and handed the champ the title and justice raised it as lethal raised his hand in victory

Sheldon: Ive never ever seen that before

Lad: That was like a super justification sheldon, cuz i thought he was gonna break troys jam with that move

Sheldon: Fans incrediable night here in the asylum, we will see all of you at the bash, dont miss it

....OFF AIR.....