Pre-Recorded for the saturday showing on the usa network

RON WATERMAN VS CHRIS SMITH
Chris Nowinski came out and talked about how the other day when money mike came and slapped mr waterman, ron was so pissed that he was told by doctors not to wrestle cuz his rage could go through the roof, but chris had none of it and knocked nowinski down and called waterman out and boy did waterman hit the ring and chris was looking to end it quickly, but waterman ducked the clothesline and quickly grabbed chris from behind and drove him to the mat with a side suplex, then grabbed chris and pulled him in and drove him to the mat with the h20 bomb, hooked the leg and scored the victory

RAY GORDY VS CAPTAIN AMERICA
The captain was feeling great after starrcade, however gordy and his new found friend the kid were making an instant impact as a team, but the captain quickly caught gordy off guard with a dropkick and then sent him to the turnbuckle and came in with a flying calf kick but gordy moved, then as the captain got up, gordy grabbed him and drove him to the mat with a belly to back suplex, but didnt cover him, instead, he lifted the captain up for a another move, it hit the spot and gordy hooked the leg and scored the victory

AFTER A FEW MOMENTS, DIRT DAWG WAS BACKSTAGE AAND AS CAPTAIN AMERICA CAME BACK HE ASKED THE CAPTAIN FOR SOME THOUGHTS AND AMERICA TURNED AND RIPPED OFF HIS MASK IN FRONT OF THE DAWG AND ASKED THE DAWG IF THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE WANTED, FOR HIM TO FINALLY LIVE UP TO THE FACT THAT THE MASK ISNT COVERING ANYTHING EXCEPT SHAME, DISGUST, AND A BETTER WORD, HUMALITION, HE GRABBED THE DAWG AND SAID THAT THIS WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER SEE THE CAPTAIN, CUZ SOMEONE ELSE WAS COMING AND THAT SOMEONE WAS BRETT AND THEN HE LEFT

KHALI VS CHRISTOPHER DEVUE
Chris entered the ring as the monster khali stared him down, chris went for the attack but khali tossed him off like trash, devue continued to try and fight and had some momentum and almost knocking the big man off his feet, but khali caught devue coming in with a sidewalk slam, then turned devue around and got between his legs and lifted him in a bosten crab it looked like and then lifted him up and slammed him backward onto the mat, then khali waited and as devue got up, khali knocked him down with the mongolian chop, then stepped on devue for the cover and the ref registered the three count

AS HOWARD GOT THE FANS PUMPED FOR ASYLUM COMING UP NEXT....THE TRON CAME ON AND IT SHOWED ERIC BISCHOFF TALKING WITH KEVIN NASH AND SCOTT HALL...WHAT WERE THEY DOING THERE.....THE OPENING VIDEO CAME ON AS STEP UP HIT LOUD IN THE ARENA AND A SMALL PYRO DISPLAY HIT AS SIGNS WERE BEING SHOWN AS THE CAMERAS WENT DOWN TO RINGSIDE

Asylum Haven Arena
Miami, Florida

Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to the asylum, im sheldon ellers along with the lad and after starrcade its amazing that alot of stars gonna show their face here tonight

Lad: Thats right cuz at starrcade the asylum took one hell of a beating from everyone in the twf not to mention that smw got some cheap shots in

Sheldon: And speaking of smw, its now confirmed that in a dark match before wrestlemania 8, the smw will have three participants to face three of the asylum best and the winners will win a trophy and bragging rights that they are the best for one year

Lad: Also confirmed at the royal bash (Promo Appears) our very own James Diamond will go one on one against the smw's Jeremy Dart and this wont be just any type of match, its gonna be an uncensored match which means anything will happen in that one

"Simply Delicious hits"

Sheldon: And here come buff stevewill who this past week had a chance to become the middleweight champion in a fatal fourway bout and just fell short

"Error, Error hits"

Lad: Yes, holden powers now doesnt have to live in his brothers shadow as a loner, hes now the new middleweight champion after pinning buff stevewill

Sheldon: And i understand that marcus alexander was released afterward as that was his last match along with a few other superstars

Lad: Yea, it looks like the exectives backstage didnt like some of the crap that was going on with a few of them including marcus alexander and fired them

MIDDLWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Challenger....Buff Stevewill vs Holden Powers
The two locked up and buff qucikly took him down with a hip toss, then continued to move in and pound on holden, but powers fought back and caght buff coming off the top rope with a dropkick, went for the cover but only got a two count, then holden was looking to put buff away and went for the fatal error but buff reversed out of it and drove holden to the mat with a ddt, then steve went to the outside and climbed to the top and as holden got up, steve jumped off and latched onto holden for the blockbuster and hit it perfect, hooked the leg and scored the victory to become the new middleweight champion

Sheldon: Unbelievable match and we have got ourselves another new middleweight champion

Lad: Its unreal, injust a few hours, two new middlweight champions are crowned when in the past we thought no one would take the title off of marcus alexander

Sheldon: What are you talking about us, you thought marcus would lose a long time ago, especially against another star who was released

Lad: Yea but now hes gone and buff stevewill is now in the driver seat, and all i gotta say is its about time

(Backstage....Gordy was talking with the Kid about his upcoming match when Nash and Hall came walking up)

Ray Gordy: Yea its not gonna be anything against this blaze guy man

Kid: Come on ray, you always talk about people badly man

Gordy: Youve got to quit being such a (enter the outsiders)

Hall: Hey yo kev, check this out, its ol gordys kid

Nash: Whats up hot stuff

Ray: What do you guys want

Kev: Easy tiger, we knew your father back in the day and we know how awesome he was and we just wanted to come say weve been watching you and we see some potential

Ray: Yea

Hall: Weve even picked out a nick name for ya

Ray: Yea, lets hear it

Hall: Ray Ray

Ray: I like it yea, ray ray

Kev: Whos your friend though

Ray: This man is

Hall: Hey yo kev, its money mikes kid

Kev: No shit

Hall: Ya know we use to ride with your old man up and down the roads man, our travels with him are legendary

Kid: Yea, well im not my dad

Kev: No but with our help you could be

Kid: Thanks but no thanks guys, i can do this on my own (The kid walks off towards his match)

Ray: Hes in training

Kevin: Not for long

(COMMERCIAL BREAK IS SHOWN OF TMNT NOW IN THEATERS FOLLOWED BY A PROMO FOR WRESTLEMANIA 8 FEATURING KURT ANGLE AGAINST MATT CRUZ)

"It wasnt me by Shaggy hits"

Lad: What are the outsiders doing in the asylum sheldon

Sheldon: Probably making trouble as usual

"Buttermilk buiscuits hits"

Lad: Well the kid didnt seem very impressed by their presence

Sheldon: The Unforunate thing is the outsiders do have histroy with his father money mike

Lad: They sure do sheldon, but what the kid didnt like was them offering to help him become like him

The Kid vs Blaze
Blaze and the kid hooked up and quickly blaze kicked the kid and came off the ropes with a swinging neckbreaker, went for an early count but the kid kicked out, blaze followed up quickly by sending him to the ropes and unleashing a fury of punches and kicks, then sent the kid for the ride into the corner and came off the ropes as the kid came out of the corner with a nice dropkick, blaze was looking hot but then the outsiders came down to the ring, blaze saw them and went running and flipped over onto them as the crowd errupted, blaze got back in and calf kicked the kid down, then signaled for the flaming kick as hall was up on the apron now as the ref was yelling for him to get down, nash was coming the otherway and got behind blaze who didnt see him and nash reached in and low blowed blaze from behind, hall jumped down finally as the kid got up not knowing this was going on and he pulled blaze in for the buttermelt, hooked the leg as the ref counted the three, the outsiders celebrated but the kid shook his head and headed backstage

Lad: The outsiders are back sheldon

Sheldon: Yea but i dont think the kid likes the fact one bit

lad: Well if it wasnt for them, he would had lost that match

Sheldon: Yea he would had lost fairly instead of what blaze encountered by getting cheated out of the match

(Backstage....)

Ray: Alright kid you did it man, i told ya you could

Kid: Gordy i lost, i didnt win, you know that, i dont consider that

Hall: You did it man

Kevin: Way to finish him off kid

Kid: Look, i dont need either of you guys helping me or my friend ray out, we got this, we will make a great tag team without you guys

Kevin: Look, take sometime to think about it first

Hall: Yea what if ray already digs this new kliq we are trying to form

(The Kid just walks away in degust)

Kevin: Let em go, he'll come around

(A PROMO FROM STARRCADE IS SHOWN OF JOHNNY HAZARD DEFEATING CHRIS KOAS FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER PROMO FROM WRESTLEMANIA 8 FEATURING JOE COREY AGAINST NEMESIS FOR THE ECW TITLE)

"Snap yo Fingers by Lil Jon hits"

Sheldon: Well the outsiders just got told on that one lad

Lad: Yea well dont think for one second the outsiders are gonna quit bugging him

Sheldon: Well they certainly wouldnt want to get his dad down here

"Control by Puddle of Mudd hits"

Lad: I dont think money mike would come down to the asylum just to tell the outsiders off, money mike is a very extremely busy man right now, hes getting ready for the biggest match of his life

Sheldon: You certainly arent joking about that one either

HARDCORE RULZ
CJ Lethal vs Troy the Terrible
As lethal was trying to get in, troy nailed him with a boot right to the face that knocked lethal down to the floor, troy followed in and began stomping on lethal as he went over and grabbed a chair and as lethal was getting up troy smacked lethal in the back with it, then then again, troy tossed the chair to the floor and then grabbed lethal and sent him soaring into the ring post, lethal was cut open as troy grabbed the chair again and was measuring him and swung but lethal moved and then got kicked right in the face by lethal, it took lethal a bit to get it together but rolled troy into the ring and pulled out a table and pushed that in, as lethal got back in troy was up and landed a leg drop right across the neck of lethal, then troy pulled the table in more and set it up, troy went over and grabbed the bloody lethal and put him on the table as troy then went through the ropes and began to climb to the top turnbuckle, as he got there, lethal was up and troy didng know what to do so he was gonna jump on him but lethal with his monstrous strength caught troy and turned around and drove him through the table with the lethal bomb, the fans began to chant holly shit as lethal reached over with an arm and drapped it over troy as the ref counted...1...2..and...3....lethals music hit as the ref raised lethals hand in victory

Sheldon: What a matchup that one was lad, troy was looking really good in the beginning there

Lad: Yea but cj lethal has been at the top of his game lately and continues to climb higher and higher through the rankings to the top of the mountain

Sheldon: No doubt at starrcade he talked about coming after the asylum champion, so you never know

Lad: Well the bash is just around the corner so lethal could have his mind set on that as well

(Backstage)

Sandy: Ladies and gentleman, the asylum champion jimmy justice (Fans errupt in cheers) jimmy for weeks now derek darko along with his buddies have been terrizing you for quite sometime and now at the royal bash derek will get his third shot at the asylum championship

Justice: No doubt he will, the son of a bitch doesnt seem to remember what i did to him at the king of the mat, derek darko is just a pawn in some sick game that eric bischoff has going on right now and at the royal bash im gonna justify his ass right back to the minors

Sandy: Now also in recent weeks weve seen chris koas not only spear you a few times but it seems he just doesnt want your friendship

Jimmy: I tried to be civil with this kid and possibly take him in my wings and show him a bit or two about what its like to be the best and how to get there but hes chosen a different way to get my attention, and at starrcade watching his match against johnny hazard certainly hasnt scared me one bit, but the focus at hand is you darko, so just be prepared at the royal bash cuz justice will get served the hard way and thats all i got to say about that

Sandy: Alright you guys have heard it here, when we return more action from the stars of the asylum, dont go anywhere folks

(A PROMO FOR WRESTLEMANIA 8 FEATURING MONEY MIKE VS HIS LONG TIME FRIEND TRAVIS WAKEMAN FOR THE TWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ALSO ON PRIMETIME, THE DOCTOR OF THUGANOMICS LOOKS TO DERAIL THE LEGEND KILLER OFF HIS THROWN AND TAKE THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP, BUT WILL THE LEGEND KILLER BE READY TO DESTROY ANOTHER LEGEND...?)

"Firefly by Breaking Benjamin hits"

Sheldon: Ill tell you this lad, wrestlemania 8 is gonna be red hot this year

Lad: You can say that again, im looking foward to seeing the franchise against the heartbreak kid

"Whats Happeninig By Method Man FT.Busta rhymes hits"

Sheldon: That should certainly be one hell of a showdown at wrestlemania, but what about the wrestlemania jackpot match, the winner gets a shot at any champion following wrestlemania

Lad: Any match you pick on the card is going to be nuts sheldon

SheldoN: You got that right

Chris Koas vs Tythalon Delreth
Delreth shouted some words at chris take made him come charging in and delreth moved as chris just hit the turnbuckle as delreth grabbed him from behind and put him in the dragon sleeper looking for the early win but chris used his power and pushed off the turnbuckle and they both went down as delreth released the hold, delreth was first to get up though and came off the turnbuckle looking for a neckbreaker but chris caught delreth in a drop toe hold, but delreth lifted chris up and somehow backdropped him down, delreth took a minute to catch his breath as he got chris up and tossed him to the turnbuckle and then went over and chopped him really hard which brought woooos everywhere, delreth did it again but chris grabbed delreth and put him in the corner and returned the favor, then sent delreth into the turnbuckle and came following in and delreth again moved as chris hit the buckle hard and down to the mat he went, this brought out triple h who was in street clothes, the ref was telling hunter to get out of there as delreth was begging him to come in, this allowed chris sometime and hunter told delreth to turn around and as he did chris nailed him with a spear, the fans errupted into cheers, then chris lifted delreth up and drove him to the mat with the choatic shock, hooked the leg and scored the pinfall, chris's music hit as he left and the game rolled into the ring and asked for a microphone

Sheldon: What is the game doing now

Hunter: Ya know delreth this company isnt big enough for you or me and we are never gonna stop coming after each other, so at the royal bash ive come up with a conclusion to our little fued, you, me, hell in a cell and the loser leaves the asylum forever, so think about it and tell me what you think (Delreth was getting up as the game kicked him and then pedigreed him down to the mat as his music hit)

Sheldon: A Hell in a Cell

lad: Loser leaves the asylum forever

Sheldon: Has the game lost his mind, he knows what delreth would do

Lad: Id say hunters tired of it and this is his only way of settling it sheldon

Sheldon: I guess so

(Backstage...)

Dirt Dawg: Im standing by with the hardcore champion richard ramsley and former asylum champion zack garcia and boys tonight you take on the reigning united states champion shane bentley and his well id say bodyguard but tonight tag partner, the gatekeeper, your thoughts

Richard: My thoughts are clear as this, tonight im gonna show the gatekeeper that no matter how much he beats my ass, im not gonna turn away and give up, i will defeat him one way or another

Dawg: Zack you have been out of the game for sometime now, your now stepping back into it with incrediable odds against you as shane bentley has been on a roll as of late

Zack: Has he now, well let me just say this, shane bentley is just a name and his ring skills arent anything to be talked about, tonight out in that ring, everyone will see me zack garcia do what i do best and thats outsmart those who dont know better

Dawg: Alright gentlemen, up next ramsley and garcia to face the gatekeeper and shane bentley when we return dont go anywhere

(THE FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK IS SHOWN FEATURING TOURISTA NOW ON DVD AND JORDAN ROCKWELL VS SHAWN MICHAELS AT WRESTLEMANIA 8)

"Black Sunshine by white zombie hits"

Sheldon: Looks like zack garcia has returned with an agenda

Lad: An agenda, his mouth is probably louder then his actual wrestling ablity

"Victim by Eighteen Visions hits"

Sheldon: Well if zack garcia can do what nobody else has been able to do, then so be it

Lad: If you really think zack garcia is gonna just walk back into the asylum and take shane bentley, your sadly mistaken, cuz shane bentley is a future world champion and garcia is just yesterdays news

MAIN EVENT/TAG TEAM MATCH
Shane Bentley & Gatekeeper vs Richard Ramsley & Zack Garcia
Richard kicked the match off against the gatekeeper and richard right away went after the gatekeeper and tried to chop him down but it wasnt working but then garcia came into the ring and together they staggered the gatekeeper and then sent him over them with a back body drop, garcia then saw bentley coming in and dropkicked bentley off the apron onto the rail. Then richard tagged in garcia and garcia came off the ropes with a chop and it staggered the big man, garcia then came off the ropes but the gatekeeper caught him with a boot to the jaw, the as bentley got back on the apron, the gatekeeper tagged him in and bentley went right to work on garcia in the corner unloading viciously, sent garcia to the ropes and caght him with a spinning heel kick, bentley was looking to end it and was in the corner prepping for it when richard came back in and bentley went to hit him and richard ducked and clotheslined bentley down, richard came into the ring and caught gatekeeper with a nice clothesline that sent him over the ropes and to the floor, then bentley came over and as richard turned bentley went for sweet shane music but richard ducked and grabbed bentley and hit the flatliner, richard was about to go for the cover when garcia grabbed him, turned richard around and nailed him with the perfect plunge, a new move he created, the fans began to boo as garcia rolled out of the ring and left richard there, bentley was slow to get up but he did, the gatekeeper reentered the ring and got richard up and held him as shane hit him with sweet shane music, richard fell to the mat hard as bentley hooked the leg and scored the victory....victim hit as bentley and the gatekeeper celebrated in the ring as richard was out and garcia was long gone as the asylum came to a close.

Lad: Yea looks like he did have an agenda sheldon

Sheldon: What is garcia doing?

....END SHOW....