Pre-Recorded for the saturday showing on the usa network
Clint Kennedy vs MVP
To kick the night off right, mvp took on kennedy and in another upset, kennedy was able to score another great victory but with help from tyrone zorilla who caused mvp distraction and allowed clint to turn him around for the twist of fate
Troy The Terrible vs Ian Powers
Troy entered the ring against a former hardcore champion who made his return to the ring ian powers and even though ian put up one hell of a fight against this monsterous new comer, troy dropped ian with the terrible drop for the pinfall
BACKSTAGE SANDY KATT WAS STANDING BY WITH NEW COMER CHRIS SMITH AND SHE ASKED HIM IF HE WAS READY FOR THE UPCOMING CHALLENGES HE WOULD HAVE TO FACE IN THE ASYLUM, HE RESPONDED BY SAYING THAT WHAT THE ASYLUM NEEDED WAS SOME TRAINING, TRAINING IN THE WAYS OF BEING A MARINE AND HE SAID THAT WHAT HE WAS GONNA DO WAS START TRAINING THOSE WHO DONT HAVE RESPECT FOR THOSE WHO DESERVE IT, BUT HE WAS INTERRUPTED BY CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI WHO SAUD CHRIS LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT AND SAID NO ONE NEEDED MORE RESPECT THEN CHRIS HIMSELF AND HE SAID THAT ON HIS DEPUT MATCH WHENEVER IT WAS, HE WOULD COME FACE TO FACE WITH SOMEONE HE NEEDS TO RESPECT AND THAT WAS RON THE REAL DEAL WATERMAN CUZ WATERMAN WAS COMING BACK AND HE WAS STRONGER THEN EVER, CHRIS SMILED AND RESPONDED BY SAYING THAT HE COULDNT WAIT AND THEN CHRIS WALKED OFF AS NOWINSKI WAS LEFT SILENT
The WakeMan Foundation vs Captain America & The Kid
The wakemans looked good and with this being captain americas first match back he was a bit rusty and the wakemans figured it out and without a working tag partner, the kid fell victim to a lose as jason dropped captain america with a superkick for the pinfall
AFTER THE MATCH, BISCHOFFS MUSIC HIT AS BISCHOFF, DEREK DARKO AND THE GREAT KHALI CAME OUT BEFORE THE ASYLUM WENT LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK FROM THE ASYLUM HAVEN ARENA
Asylum Haven Arena
Miami, Florida
FIREWORKS EXPLODED ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AS STEP UP BY DROWNING POOL PLAYED AS THE CAMERAS PANNED AROUND THE HAVEN ARENA SHOWING OFF THE SIGNS AS THE CAMERAS THEN WENT TO RINGSIDE WHERE SHELDON AND LAD WERE READY TO CALL THE ACTION
Sheldon: Welcome to the asylum everyone and as you can see eric bischoff and his goons are in the ring but for what i dont know
Eric: We all take pride in something we have, for some his titles, others its records, but to us here the asylum, its to be known as the number one rated development company in the twf taday, now from my understanding ive forgotten the fact that we will be facing this smokey mountain wrestling organization at starrcade and even though i fear nothing from smokey mountain i just want my mem to be ready, and thats when it hit me that we dont even have a represitive for our main event for the interbrand championship, so i decided that tonight we will hold an eight man tournment and the four winners will then meet back later tonight in a fatal fourway elimanation match and the soul survivor will represent the asylum in that match but thats not all, ya see my future star and next asylum champion needs to prepare for his destiny at the royal bash against jimmy justice so thats why tonight in a six man tag, derek darko will team with our enforcer the great khali and a former asylum champion tythalon delreth and they will meet, chris devue, the asylum world champion jimmy justice and the game triple h, at heres a message for smokey mountain superstars, beware cuz at starrcade we will prove that we are the number one development company that the twf has to offer, count on it "IM BACK HITS AS BISCHOFF AND HIS BOYS LEAVE".
( A PROMO AIRED FOR STARRCADE FEATURING JOE DIANO AND JOHNNY HAZARD AND A MYSTERY ASYLUM STAR FOR THE INTERBRAND CHAMPIONSHIP)
"Ambition as a Rider hits"
Sheldon: Well as we gear up for starrcade lad, theres no telling what just might happen here tonight
Lad: Well tonight we find out who the mystery superstar will be to enter the triple threat match for that interbrand championship held currently by johnny Hazard
"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits
Sheldon: Well to kick it off we got two former hardcore champions squaring off
Lad: Yes and weve seen these two battle in the past so its gonna be interesting to see who walks away with this victory
TYRONE ZORILLA VS CJ LETHAL
Lethal quickly comes over the ropes and goes after zorilla, but zorilla protects himself and fights back, however the strength of lethal was awesome as he lifted zorilla up and slammed him to the ground and lethal took control of the match and kept the former hardcore champion at bay, but the fans were behind zorilla as he fought back and then lifted lethal up and drove him down with a back body drop to the mat, zorilla went for the cover but only got a one count, zorilla then went on the offense and kept the big man at bay holding him down with arm bars, but lethal fought his way back into the match himself and took zorilla down hard, lethal was trying to mount a comeback but zorilla got back up and was able to drive lethal down with a swinging neckbreaker, zorilla was calling for the gunshot but out came mvp, zorilla saw him and quickly rolled out of the ring and met mvp and the two began exchanging rights and lefts, the ref was counting but meanwhile back in the ring two black guys rolled in and got lethal up and drove him to the mat with a swinging bomb move, the ref had turned to see this cuz he felt it and dqed zorilla who had just put mvp to the ground, and the match was awarded to lethal, zorilla was on his way back and argued with the ref but the decision stood as the two black guys were in the crowd and zorilla was eyeing them as mvp was getting up and staring at zorilla
Sheldon: What in the world are these two other guys doing getting involved in this
Lad: Something is up sheldon cuz this is the second week in a row that tyrone zorilla has lost cuz of outside interference and mvp is leading the way
Sheldon: Well zorilla needs to get to the bottom of this cuz this isnt right, he just lost his way into getting a shot at the interbrand championship
(BACKSTAGE)
Eric: Yes sir i understand, will do and again vince, thank you (BISCHOFF HANGS UP THE PHONE) thats right
Derek : Whats up e, who was that
Eric: Vince
Derek : Vince who
Eric: Mcmahon, it looks like my idea for the royal bash has been approved and this just might show that the asylum truly is the better brand
Derek : How
Eric: Youll see anyway derek, go get ready for your match cuz tonight i want you and khali and delreth to crush those other three
Derek : Oh dont worry about that, we will crush them, we will kill them
(BACK AT RINGSIDE)
Marcus alexander just entered the ring as the fans were going nuts when "Whats Happeninig By Method Man FT.Busta rhymes" hits
Sheldon: Bischoff has only one thing on his mind lad
Lad: yes being known as the number one development company in the twf
Sheldon: No, power
CHRIS KOAS VS MARCUS ALEXANDER
Marcus immediately locked up with koas but koas shoved him hard into the turnbuckle and followed in with some punches to the lower part of the body, the ref broke it up but you could tell quickly that marcus felt those shots, they locked up again but this time marcus used an arm drag on koas, this caught koas off guard, then they locked up again and koas pushed marcus into the corner and it looked like it was gonna be a clean break and koas just drove his knee into the lower part of alexanders stomach and again and then sent him to the other turnbuckle and followed in with a nice clothesline that sen marcus crashing to the mat, koas got him up and just continued to drive hard punches into marcus, but the ref warned koas again, then koas pulled marcus out and caught him with a clothesline that connected good, then koas got up and showed that he was getting pumped up and sat in the corner and waited and as marcus got up he drilled marcus with a spear that almost broke marcus in half, but koas looked around and grabbed marcus and lifted into a weird lift and drove him to the mat with it, hooked the leg and scored the pinfall to advance
Sheldon: What in gods name was that, he had marcus already beat
Lad: Im not sure myself sheldon but what a move it was to say the least
Sheldon: Man choas after losing badly last week against khali comes back strong this week and now has a chance to go on to starrcade and get a shot at the interbrand championship which he very well could
Lad: Well its him and lethal so far so its hard to say but lethal took alot in his match with zorilla so it really all comes down to luck sheldon
"Black Sunshine" by White Zombie hits
Sheldon: Well moving along here lad, the reigning hardcore champion is on his way to the ring
Lad: Reigning my ass, who has he beat since winning the hardcore title sheldon, last week he lost against the gatekeeper and tonight he will lose again, some champion
Stupifiy By Disturbed hits
Sheldon: Well he did beat james diamond, mbota and tyrone zorilla all in the same night lad
Lad: Yeah but since then he hasnt done crap, he needs to hand over that hardcore title to someone who deserves to wear it and that someone is james diamond a future world champion sheldon
JAMES DIAMOND VS RICHARD RAMSLEY
James didnt even enter and richard drop kicked him off the apron and onto the barracades, then followed out and lifted diamond and dropped him again over the barracades, looking to end this quickly, he took james over to the announce table and was taking things off the announce table and slammed diamond head first into the announce table, then got diamond onto the announce table and rolled back into the ring and climbed to the top of the turnbuckle where the ref was asking for him not to do, and it took a bit longer and diamond moved so richard didnt jump, but instead got down and was coming outside and diamond got up and pushed the rope up to rack richard, then diamond rolled into the ring and as richard stood there a bit hurt came running up and grabbed onto richard with the diamond cutter which he calls the final extinction, the ref called for the match to start, richard was out, diamond quickly hooked the leg and scored the victory
Lad: Look at that sheldon, took a beating early but still came back in the end to win the match and that man right there is who i pick to go onto starrcade for the interbrand championship and bring that title to the asylum and off of primetime
Sheldon: I must admit i thought ramsley was gonna end it all there
Lad: He took too long listening to the ref, if he would had jumped, this match probably would had ended different but instead your winner and my pick for tonight james diamond
(BACKSTAGE)
Ray Gordy : Listen to yourself if you win if you win, look kid you dont need the middleweight title man, you dont, what you need is to think about teaming with me, and i promise you this, we will make one hell of a tag team and win the tag team titles, think about it
Kid : I dont know man i just wanna make my dad proud
Ray: Your dad man, who cares about your dad, hes probably living somewhere not even giving a crap that your here
The Kid; Do you even know who my dad is
Ray: No why
The Kid: You wanna meet him
Ray: Look we arent in grade school and we sure the hell aint on a date, what we are though is a good connection for a new tag team, and kid while you think, join me tonight (TWO LADIES APPEAR AROUND THE KID) and let ray ray show you a night you wont forget
A PROMO FOR MARK HENRY AGAINST TRAVIS WAKEMAN FOR THE TWF CHAMPIONSHIP AT THE 2007 ROYAL RUMBLE IS SHOWN
Basic thuganomics by john cena hits
Lad: Ray Ray, who the hell does he think he is now
Sheldon: Well apprently he has some women friends for him and the kid
"Victim by Eighteen Visions" hits
Lad: Well the kid better keep his mind in the game, after beating dark lunar last week he might be able to get another go at the middleweight championship
Sheldon: Yea well it looks like thats not what ray gordy wants and well being a former middleweight champion certainly doesnt make him a know it all
SHANE BENTLEY VS PHOENIX
Bentley and phoenix locked up and bentley got to the turnbuckle and it looked like he was gonna give a clean break but when shane backs off he slapped phoenix and phoenix exploded out of the corner and tackled bentley down and began punching and stomping away, then got bentley up and began chopping him and then sent him to the ropes and went for a clothesline but bentley ducked and stopped and went for a kick but phoenix blocked it and kicked him and came off the ropes with a swinging neckbreaker, phoenix went for the cover, but only got a two count, phoenix continued to wear bentley down until phoenix was gonna come off the top rope and as bentley was getting up phoenix came off the top rope but bentley got up and nailed phoenix as he came down with sweet shane music, hooked the leg and scored the victory to propell himself to the final match to join chris koas, cj lethal and james diamond
Sheldon: Out of nowhere sheldon shane bentley has come back
Lad: Well i thought for sure that phoenix was taking his first step back into the scene but shane bentley just proved why is the reigning united states champion
Sheldon: Well lad, just imagine whos in this final match tonight
Lad: I told you, james diamond will take it all
(BACKSTAGE)
Bischoff: Are you serious, when did you find this out, oh this is great, hell yeah im gonna talk trash about this, yea alright, well make sure you watch starrcade cuz its certainly gonna be a night that smokey mountain never forgets alright bye
Derek: Who was that
Eric: Everyone will find out at starrcade, but right now i want you to go out there and whoop some butt out there and show everyone that the guys behind eric bischoff are the strongest force in this industry today
Derek: Not to mention after starrcade, i will become the new world champion and then nothing eric, nothing will stop us
Eric: I know
(BACK TO RINGSIDE)
"Guilty hits as Justice, Triple H and Devue come out together"
Lad: Who do you suppose was on the phone sheldon
Sheldon: Not sure lad but it made bischoff very happy
"Firefly by Breaking Benjamin hits as darko, khali and delreth all come out"
Lad: Well one thing that will certainly make bischoff happy is a victory from his boys
Sheldon: Well that phone call certainly got him going already
Lad: Ah that phone call was probably somethingabout saving money or getting a new superstar
Sheldon: You think so
Lad: Sure
TRIPLE H/JIMMY JUSTICE & CHRIS DEVUE VS DEREK DARKO/TYTHALON DELRETH & THE GREAT KHALI
Justice started the match off instantly with delreth and as the two locked horns they struggled a bit until delreth pulled justices hair and to the corner then delreth released for a break and went for a hit, but justice moved and dropped delreth with a right hand, then got him up and sent him into the turnbuckle and went to follow in and delreth moved but justice didnt hit and delreth thought he outsmarted him and turned and got kicked and justified out of his boots and rolled out and fell to the mat as darko came in for some but fell down and got out as the great khali came charging in and justice moved and then the other two joined him and they began chopping the great khali but khalipushed justice off and then grabbed devue and tossed him over the ropes and the game blocked the chop and kicked khali and then justice came back in to assist the game and together they clotheslined khali over the ropes, but from behind came darko who hit the game and knocked him over the ropes and then got onto justice, sent him to the ropes and justice ducked a clothesline and then stopped turned and kicked darko and was looking to justify him, but behind delreth turned justice around and hit the enlightner on justice, darko quickly covered justice and almost scored the victory but devue stopped it, the game came back in and went after delreth and the two tummbled to the floor and began beating the hell out of each other, khali came back in and devue quickly started on him but khali tossed devue in the corner and began chopping the hell out of him, the ref went over to control khali, as darko was getting up he was waiting for justice to get up, but in the background came koas, he rolled into the ring and as darko finally turned to see him, koas came charging in to spear him but darko moved and koas nailed justice, koas didnt know what to do and rolled out of the ring as darko called the ref and darko covered justice and got the 1...2...3
Lad: Koas has once again laid the world champion out sheldon and this time in a very important moment too
Sheldon: His vengeful rage towards darko has just caused him to cost justice, hunter and devue the match
Lad: Well personally i dont think he cares, he wants one man and that is derek darko and right now he didnt get the job done
(BACKSTAGE)
Dirt Dawg: Gentlemen please, hold on a second, now you three men in a few moments will battle for a shot at the interbrand championship, but jsut who is gonna win
lethal: Me
Shane: Class before trash cj
James: Ive already been asked to move on but i chose to stay here to prove that when im ready everyone will know it
Koas: I dont care what any of you say, im taking this match and theres nothing (entere justice and the two start arguing about what just happened as staff got in there to break it up)
(AS THE OTHER TWO LEFT, SHANE LEANS IN AND TELLS DAWG)
Shane: Him winning this match would make cavemen look good again ( shane leaves as the cameras catch booker about to take a drink of something)
Booker : He didnt say that....Tell me he didnt just say that
A PROMO IS SHOWN OF STARRCADE AND THE INTERBRAND CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BETWEEN JOE DIANO, JOHNNY HAZARD AND A PICTURE OF LETHAL, KOAS, BENTLEY AND DIAMOND WERE SHOWN)
"Control by pudd of Mudd hits"
Lad: I dont know about you sheldon, but my money is still on james diamond
"Stupifiy By Disturbed hits"
Sheldon: Im not sure who to pick lad, any four of these men could easy walk away with this
"Victim by Eighteen Visions hits"
Lad: Yes but do you think anybody except james diamond would represent asylum the way it should be
"Whats Happeninig By Method Man FT.Busta rhymes hits"
Sheldon: Ill tell you this though, nobody is as fired up as chris koas is right now and with that kind of rage, anything could happen
Lad: Im still sticking with james diamond
FATAL FOURWAY BATTLE
Chris Koas vs James Diamond vs CJ Lethal vs Shane Bentley
Lethal and diamond locked up as bentley and koas locked up, and it was lethal who placed diamond in the corner and then slapped him across the chess hard, chris had bentley in the corner and backed in and came charging at bentley and bentley moved and chris hit the post hard and fell down hard on the floor, meanwhile in the ring lethal was choking out diamond, then bentley came over and began stomping away on lethal, but then lethal strugged him off and as bentley got up cj came in with a big boot but bentley ducked and as lethal turned around he got caught by sweet shane music, afterward, diamond crawled quickly and made the cover to elimanate cj lethal, as diamond got up, he was hit with sweet shane music as well, shane hooked the leg 1...2...and no, diamond kicked out, shane couldnt believe it and got onto the top turnbuckle looking to come off and koas actually jumped on the apron and koas grabbed shane and tossed him off the turnbuckle and onto james diamond, the impact was intense as shane hooked the leg actually and the ref registered the three count and james diamond was elimanated, koas came into the ring and pushed shane into the corner and began unloading with punches to the gut, then sent him to the turnbuckle but shane reversed it and then followed in with a splash and koas moved as shane hit hard, then koas came off the ropes with a spear and knocked shane down, out came the gatekeeper to the ring, but following him was jimmy justice who came out and pulled gatekeeper off the apron and tossed the gatekeeper into the stairs, but justice was looking for revenge and grabbed a chair and onto the apron, the ref was telling him to get down as him and koas got into verbal words and it allowed bentley to actually regain his sense and waited for koas to turn around and when he did, koas caught the kick and turned him around and dropped him with the choatic shock, justice jumped off the apron as chris covered and hooked the leg and scored the victory as justice just stared a hole into chris koas but before the show ended, the fans were left watching darko nailed justice from behind with a steel chair and then pointed it and smiled at chris who didnt even have emotion considering he just won the match
Lad: This is nuts sheldon, james diamond is gone and chris koas is the man to carry the flag into starrcade
Sheldon: And our world champion is laid out flat, this has been a crazy night folks, we will see you all at starrcade, so long everybody