Pre-Recorded for the saturday showing on the usa network

Juve De La Rosa vs Clint Kennedy
In what was sure to be a squash, clint kennedy over came the odds and hit juve out of nowhere with the twist of fate, hook the leg to get a major victory for himself

PHOENIX WAS INTERVIEWED BY SANDY KATT ABOUT NOT BEING ON ASYLUM THIS PAST WEEK AND PHOENIX SAID THAT HE REGROUPED FROM HIS LOSS AT LOCKED UP AND WILL BE MAKING HIS RETURN NEXT WEEK IN THE ASYLUM IN THE BATTLE OF THE STARRS TOURNMENT AND PROMISED THAT HE WOULD BE THE ONE GETTING A SHOT AT THE INTERBRAND CHAMPIONSHIP AT STARRCADE

The GateKeeper vs Richard Ramsley (Non-Title)
Good thing it was non title as the monster gatekeeper tossed the hardcore champion around in the match, but ramsley fought back as good as he could but the gatekeeper put him away with the chorus of a 1000 angels chokeslam

Just as howard short was announcing that the asylum was coming up in five minutes, shane bentleys music hit and the United States champion came down to ringside and joined his new found friend in the ring and congradulated him on a well hard fought victory and told the fans of miami to take a good look, cuz the future of the twf was standing in this ring and it was only a matter of time.......

Asylum Haven Arena
Miami, Florida

FIREWORKS EXPLODED ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AS STEP UP BY DROWNING POOL PLAYED AS THE CAMERAS PANNED AROUND THE HAVEN ARENA SHOWING OFF THE SIGNS AS THE CAMERAS THEN WENT TO RINGSIDE WHERE SHANE BENTLEY AND THE GATEKEEPER WERE

Shane : (Chants of your a B*tch are heard and censored out) As i was just telling these idiots of miami, what your looking at in this ring right now is what the twf is really looking for, not those with cool names, cool gimmicks or friends in high places, no no, your looking at two men who would take rampage or primetime by storm and show those veterans over there that their time is up and our time is now (ans boo loudly) which brings me to the reason im actually standing out here in front of all these people, ya see last week we all saw on twf.com that a certain indiviual from the asylum here was getting called up to the primetime roster and it isnt cuz hes actually good or anything no no people, ya see the real reason hes getting called up is becuz certain people in high places have pull in this company and got his ass pulled early cuz they are friends, thats right pj cash, i know about your friendship with a certain superstar on rampage and if i had your luck i wouldnt be standing in this ring here tonight, i would be getting in that big limo like you will after the show tonight and be heading to the big time, but since i cant stand the way you got called up, i went to mr bischoff and asked him for a match against you here tonight, infact we are calling it the farewell match of pj cash and after i beat your sorry ass otnight, i hope that sends a message to those idiots who call themselves the executive committee and see that when they decide to call up talent, they should call up the talent, not the low lifes who have no future, so pj cash get your ass out here so we can do this match

"In Too Far" by Acceptance hits as Pj cash comes out for his last asylum apperance

Sheldon: Well after getting that kind of a start for the show lad id say

Lad: Youd say nothing of the sort sheldon cuz your dumb, id say this, pj cash just lay down and take it

(CASH GETS A MIC)

PJ : Well shane i guess what you just said sums it up for my departure but let me ask you this, have you ever stepped into the ring and actually faced anybody, i have, a few months back me and captain america shocked the world when upset two of the biggest names the asylum had and we were just new comers back then, knew nothing of what we know now and just becuz i have friends and you dont, please dont take out your angry, put a smile and your face and just be thankful that im leaving and not staying to make you eat your words

Shane: Eat my words cash

PJ: Thats right, eat your words, but ill tell you what, since your so confident that your better then me lets do this then, how about you put your money where your mouth is and put the united states championship on the line against me right here right now (fans errupt in cheers)

Shane: No your leaving, your done here in the asylum, it wouldnt make sense

PJ: What makes sense is that i think your just a big chicken ass and you let your mouth do the talking and let your ass take the beating (more cheers and chants of chicken ass begin)

Shane: You peopls shut up, i am not a chicken ass

PJ : Chicken ass, chicken ass, chicken ass

Shane : Fine you want a shot at the us title, you got it (loud cheers are heard) but just remember this, after i beat your ass in this very ring, know who was the better man and who was the so called loud mouth who did all the talking

United States Championship Defense
Challenger....PJ Cash vs Champion.....Shane Bentley w/The GateKeeper
Cash dropped the mic and entered the ring as bentley met him and the two began unloading on each other, but cash took control and was kicking shanes ass all over the ring, but a thumb to the eye stopped that and then bentley took control and ended up suplexing cash off the top rope, but bentley made a mistake by letting the fans get to him and when he turned cash grabbed him and leveled him with the cash register, the fans were going nuts and cash drapped his arm over shanes shoulder and the ref was about to count but the gatekeepers jumped on the apron and got the ref attention, fans began to boo but cash got up and got into yelling with the gatekeeper and the gatekeeper went to hit cash but he blocked it and nailed the gatekeeper off the apron, cash then turned around and got hit with sweet shane music, shane fell ontop of cash as the ref registered the three count, victim by eighteen visions hit as the fans booed loudly as the gatekeeper grabbed the us title and got shane out of there

Sheldon: I cant believe this is how pj cash is leaving the asylum lad

Lad : Yea i thought it would be alot funnier ending then that

(chants of thank you cash began from the crowd as cash raised his arms as he began to leave the ring)

lad: Oh give me a break, these people act like hes leaving for good, just turn on primetime now you morons

Sheldon: Come on lad, alot of these fans loved how cash fit into the asylum

Lad: Oh who cares, im glad hes gone, now we can see the next star get molded

Sheldon: Oh you have no heart or shame do you

(A promo is shown of starrcade in New York City with the InterBrand Championship to be defended against Joe Diano and an Unknown from the asylum to face Johnny Hazard)

Kaz in already in the ring as "Unleashed by Salavia hit and the middleweight champion marcus alexander came out to a huge erruption"

Sheldon: We are back and the middleweight championship isnt on the line for those who may havent of known

Lad: Its obvious cuz howard didnt say it was for the title

Sheldon: Well we were at commercial lad

Lad: Well excuse me then

Marcus Alexander vs Kaz
Marcus gave the belt to the ref and kaz quickly came from behind and dropkicked marcus down and quickly went to using alot of his leg shots to marcus, but the middleweight champion reversed a flying body and held kaz and then swung him around into a side effect slam, marcus then went to work how he does in his matches and was keeping kaz at bay, and as the match was looking over, dark lunarflame came down to the ring as marcus saw him and made that mistake to take his eyes off kaz, and as dark lunar didnt do anything to really get involved, his presence cost marcus cuz marcus went to finish kaz off and as marcus lifted kaz up, kaz pushed marcus back and then leveled him with his Wakizashi kick, hook the leg and scored the victory

Lad: See marcus shouldnt be worried about whats happening on the outside, he should had worried about only kaz and now he just lost

Sheldon: Yea but what was the point of dark lunar being out here lad

Lad: Dark Lunarflame is the number one contender and he probably just wanted a closer look at the champ

(backstage)

Sandy Katt: We are only a week away from starrcade and standing by with me right now is a man who will walk into starrcade to face hassad and chris koas weve heard that this guy fears nothing

Chris: Nothing to do with fear sandy, it has to do with me walking into starrcade and showing the twf that the asylum is where the stars are at and not in smokey mountain

Sandy: Now not to get off subject but tonight you were hoping to face derek darko but instead eric bischoff made you against the great khai right here tonight in the main event, what are your thoughts about that

Chris: My thoughts about eric bischoff cant be said on tv, my thoughts about derek darko cant be said on tv, but khali i know how big you are and its gonna take alot for me to take your giant butt down but i promise you this, i will find a way, i always find a way

Sandy: And before you go next week you will be facing the current middleweight champion, marcus alexander to advance to the fatal fourway match later that night, how do you feel about this

Chris: I feel bad for the champ, lets just hope hes gonna be more focused on our match unlike his match tonight otherwise he wont be advancing anywhere

Sandy: Alright chris koas later tonight one on one with the great khali more great action coming your way after these messages

(A Commercial break is shown of talladega nights non on dvd)

"Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park hits

Sheldon: Welcome back fans as we set ourselves for what is considered a rematch from locked up as the kid should had won

Lad: No see sheldon thats whats wrong with you, you dont see the true moment from locked up

Sheldon: And whats that lad

"Buttermilk biscuits by Sir Mix a Lot hits"

Lad: Its the fact that dark lunarflame is the number one contender and not you or anyone else including the kid here is gonna do to change anyones minds

The Kid vs Dark LunarFlame
Dark lunar seemed a bit more different in this match as him and the kid locked up and lunar shoved him to the turnbuckle, then the kid came out and locked up with him again and dark lunar delivered an arm drag, dark lunar seemed more confident and a bit erogant, then they locked up again but this time the kid put dark lunar in a side headlock, lunar sent him to the ropes and knocked him down, then lifted the kid and slapped him and then kicked him and grabbed and suplexed him down hard, dark lunar then took control of the match and was keeping the kid down with dropkicks and clotheslines and stuff, but down to the ring came the middleweight champion, marcus came onto the apron, dark lunar went over and the two began engaging in words and then marcus slapped dark lunar, but from behind came the kid who pulled dark lunar with a school boy, and the ref registered the three count as the crowd went nuts and buttermilk biscuits hit as dark lunar got up in fury as marcus and the kid left together

Sheldon: And the kid got em

Lad: Thats bull whats up with alexander getting involved

Sheldon: Payback lad, its real

Lad: Well lets hope that marcus still relizes that no ones gonna come and save him when dark lunar comes after that belt of his

Sheldon: I dont think hes a bit worried about that

Lad: What?

"Ambition of a Rider by Tupac hits"

SheldoN: Exactly what i said but right now lad here comes the former hardcore champion

Lad: Former is right and what a matchup that was at locked up

Sheldon: Well (shots of locked up are shown of the hardcore title match) as you can see tyronze was kicking butt and taking names but richard ramsley out of nowhere scored the final pinfall over james diamond

Lad: Thats right and diamond wants what rightfully belongs to him

"Capoeira song hits"

Sheldon: Well no matter how anyone feels, richard ramsley is infact the new hardcore champion and if diamond thinks its his, then prove it in the ring

Lad: Im sure he will and when he gets richard in that ring, hes gonna do to him what he did last time

Tyrone Zorilla vs Mbota
Mobta entered the ring and tyrone quickly attacked him and tried to send him to the ropes, but mbota was too powerful and pulled tyrone in and clotheslined him down hard, mbota then came off the ropes for an elbow but tyrone moved and got up and came off the ropes with a shoulder tackle and knocked mbota out of the ring, zorilla followed and continued to stomp but mobta got up and delivered a european uppercut that shook tyrone back and then mbota clotheslined tyrone over the barracades and into the crowd, the ref was telling them to get back and mbota actually listened and tossed zorilla back over the barracades and back into the ring and mbota followed and rolled in and was looking to spear zorilla, but when zorilla got up mbota came in for the spear but zorilla side stepped it but mbota stopped in his tracks and turned and came back but zorilla caught him with a clothesline, zorilla then tried to regroup himself but out of the crowd came mvp, and since the ref was checking on mbota, mvp came up and low blowed zorilla from behind and ducked down, the ref saw zorilla in pain but didnt know what was going on but mbota got up and then speared zorilla down, hooked the leg and scored the victory as mvp just sat there and laughed

Sheldon: Now what in the world is mvp doing sticking his nose in this match

Lad: Who knows, do you have to know everything that is going on

Sheldon: As a matter of fact yes, i need to let the fans at our viewers at home know whats going on

Lad: Well let me do that, nothing needs to concern you people

Sheldon: Lad knock that off

"Khalis music hits"

Lad: What im just doing the right thing here

Sheldon: Your doing the right thing by telling our fans they dont need to know anything about whats going on in the show

"Whats Happeninig By Method Man FT.Busta rhymes"

Lad: Well yea

Sheldon: Well knock it off cuz we are set for our main event now, i suppose you think khali is gonna destroy chris koas

Lad: You bet i do, koas is starting to get too big of a head

Sheldon: He just got here hes just trying to make a name for himself lad

Lad: Typical

Chris Koas vs The Great Khali
Chris entered the ring and the match was underway as chris tried to stay clear of the monster khali and then went in kicking and hitting and khali just pushed him off, darko came out in street clothes along with eric bischoff and put two chairs in the aisle and sat and watched, chris got up and saw them as darko waved at him, koas tried again but khali just nailed him with a big head butt that knocked him out of the ring, khali stood as the ref began to count, koas got up on the apron and khali tried to grab him but koas poked him in the eyes and then grabbed khali and pulled down and khalis neck hit the ropes and khali backed up a bit and koas came in and hit a clothesline on khali and backed him up a bit, then came off the ropes with another clothesline but still nothing, then was gonna come off with a shoulder block and khali hit koas with the chop and knocked him down, put his foot over koas and the ref registered the three count, afterward darko went and grabbed a chair and tossed it into the ring and then rolled into the ring himself and khali grabbed koas and darko began to talk to him and then slapped him and then grabbed the chair and was about to hit him when justices music hit and justice came soaring out to the ring, darko rolled out but justice got in and ducked a chop by khali and hit him with right hands, koas then got up and speared khali as justice grabbed the chair and wacked khali with it and khali went over the top rope as justices music hit again as khali, darko and bischoff looked on as the asylum came to a close