TWF ASYLUM
LIVE FROM THE TARGET CENTER
FROM MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK

AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON

Sheldon: Hello again everyone im sheldon ellers and alongside me is the crazy lad and tonight lad we have sure got a doozy

Lad: Thats right tonight the final two matches of the king of the mat will go down and i cant wait to see ron waterman back in the asylum

Sheldon: Thats not exactly what im talking about

Lad: What were you talking about ("Shattered Glass" By disturned hit as the fans errupted all over the target center as jimmy justice came out wearing his new shirt)

Sheldon: Listen to them lad they are crazy about this man

Lad: The return of jimmy justice has already shook the roof of the asylum sheldon and its only his second day back

JJ: (Chants of Justice are heard all over the target center) If your damn sure glad to see ol jimmy justice back in the saddle give me a hell yea (Fans: hell yea) well its great to be back here in the asylum and i gotta say before i get started i think triple h is the biggest piece of shit in the entire world of wrestling (Fans errrupt into cheers) i mean heres a guy who thinks hes got something special about him cuz of what hes done, but to me he aint done nuttin but piss me off (fans continue to cheer) ive been out of commission for a very long time now, and since that time ive watched a piece of trash called tythalon delreth come in with his bag of idiots and try to destroy what we have tried to build, but eh uh, that aint going down cuz we are lucky to have that son of a bitch vince mcmahon watchin our backs and decided to merge are two companies together, now here i am back on the asylum, ready to raise some hell, whoop some ass and take my redneck ass one of these days over to either rampage or primetime where i will continue to raise hell and whoop ass, but now lets talk about tonight, hell lets talk about king of the mat, ol jimmy justice would love more then anything to be apart of the king of the ("Its about the game" by motorhead hits as the game triple h makes his way out on the stage)

{Chants of you suck are heard)

Triple H: Jimmy Justice

JJ: Thats my name ya big dumb son of a bitch and dont you forget it (fans errupt loud)

Triple H: Listen here you little piece of shit, ill cut right to the chase

JJ: Good cuz im already sick of listening to ya (More cheers)

Triple H: Screw you pal, for over the last 10 months now ive done everything in my power to prove to everyone just who the hell is the better man in this businesss, i took your ass out of the picture, captured the mfw championship and dominated monday night slam like nobody else

JJ: Yea it looked real good until you got beat by some starkid who doesnt even exist anymore (More cheers and chants of justice)

Triple H: Go ahead and get your laughs on justice, cuz you wont be laughing much more, cuz tonight in that very ring in a tag team match, it will be you and angelic (Fans errupt into cheers) versus the game triple h and slayer in a tag team match in the main event tonight (fans errupt) so go ahead and laugh, cuz after tonight im gonna send your cry babing ass back to the injury list where you belong

JJ: So you come out here, interrupt my time, tell me about a match later tonight involving you and i, say your gonna send me back on injury reserve and then forget to mention that you are still the biggest piece of trash in this building right now (More cheers)

Triple H : You want some justice, huh you little son of a bitch, you want some

JJ: Bring your little sorry ass to the ring so i can show you

{Hunter takes off his jacket and begins to make his way to the ring until refs and backstage associates come in to stop the altercation as fans boo loudly}

JJ: Just remember this you son of a bitch, my name is jimmy justice and justice will be served {Shattered glass by disturbed hit again as justice celebrated by going on the turnbuckles and ralling the fans up as he motioned for something and a guy over by the ring announcer threw a beer to justice, and another one and justice slammed them together and chugged them in the middle of the ring, then motioned for more, two more were thrown as justice rolled out of the ring and knocked the two beers together and slammed them and motioned for more and two more were thrown and justice got on the stage, slammed the beers together and chugged them and then went backstage)

{Commercial Break}
Promo for King of the Mat was shown followed by Sahara now on dvd

...Moments ago were shown of the altercation between Jimmy Justice and Triple H....

"Bishops music hits"

Sheldon: Ill tell ya, if those refs didnt come out here we might of had a very bad fight break out

lad: Who cares, i wanted to see it

"Watermans music hit"

Sheldon: Well having jimmy justice back so far has certainly got these fans really pumped up

Lad: I know i thought the two behind us were gonna rip their chairs out of place

{King of the Mat Tournment}
A Knights Tale
Bishop vs Ron Waterman

Waterman used his strength to really control this match as bishop wasnt able to match waterman power for power, but bishop used his quickness to take waterman down and finish him off with a frogsplash for the victory
"Bishops music hit"

Howard Short: Here is your winner, bishop

Lad: I cant believe that one sheldon, bishop stoled that one

Sheldon: Stoled, id say he almost killed himself for that victory

Lad: Man what a way to come back huh

Sheldon: Ill say

{Backstage}

Triple H: You said it wouldnt get this bad pellington, you said he wouldnt get involved, what in the hell is going on here

Pellington: He said he wasnt gonna do anything like this hunter, i dont know what the hell hes doing

Triple H: Well you better do something to fix this or else, he cost me my shot at the asylum championship, i deserve a shot at angelic pellington

Pellington: Alright, how does this sound then, at king of the mat, its gonna be slayer vs angelic vs triple h for the asylum championship (fans boo)

Triple H: Yea i like that, (chuckles) i like that alot, see pellington i knew you saw it the right, no no, the justice way hahahahahaha (Hunter leaves)

Pellington: You have no idea

{Back to ringside}

Lad: What did he mean by that sheldon

"Golden years" By David Bowie hits

Sheldon: I dont know lad, but whatever it meant it cant be good

Lad: Not for the game at least

"Ians music hits"

Sheldon: Well after last week when the new testament interferred in ross's match and helped their beloved lord and savor win, golden wasnt too happy and got pellington to sign this match

Lad: The bad thing for golden is hes got to worry about the other brother holden

Shedlon: Certainly a good test for him

"Golden Boy" Jamie Golden vs Ian Powers w/Holden Powers

Golden had his work cut out for him as holden tried several times to interfere, but the ref was able to hold his ground, ian was in great shape against jamie golden who also was performing well, but golden was about ready to finish ian off when holden jumped on the apron, jamie went over and forearm smashed him off the apron, ian came in, but jamie was able to move, went around ian, hooked him in a full nelson postition and then dropped him face first to the mat with a move he calls the afterglow, hooked the leg and scored the victory
"Golden Years hits again"

Sheldon: Wow, golden was able to hold off both brothers lad

Lad: What a display of pure talent sheldon, first it was holden who kept golden aware of his disadvantage but in the end it was jamie golden who showed the testament a thing or two about being saved

Sheldon: Certainly a great match for golden who has finally seen his first victory here on the asylum

{Backstage}

Sandy Katt: Backstage here fans and standing by with me is Mason Masters and mason tonight you have a match in the king of the mat tournment but you dont even know who your opponent is, how in the heck were you able to prepare for this match

Mason: Sandy its not easy to train for someone you know nothin about but i guarentee one thing, he will tap to the master of pain (mason walks away)

Sandy: Looks like masters is ready fellas, back to you

Sheldon: Alright sandy we are set for our final match in the king of the mat tournment and if masters thinks he ready, well we will just have to see if he is

"Masons music hits"

Lad: Sandy had a point sheldon, how in the heck do you prepare for an unknown opponent

Sheldon: I really cant answer that lad

"A place for my head" By Linkin Park hits

Lad: Who is this sheldon, hes stacked

Sheldon: Oh my goodness this must be the new comer rex

Lad: Rex?

Sheldon: Rex Redford i believe

Lad: Holly cow hes built sheldon, i dont think masters was ready for this

{King of the Mat Tournment}
A Knights Tale
Rex Redford vs Mason Masters

Masters went right after the attack, but rex has some incrediable talent and tossed masters into the turnbuckle, masters continue to fight back, but rex finished masters off with the redford driver
"A place for my head hits again"

Lad: What a move sheldon, he put masters away quick there

Sheldon: Not only that but rex redford now is going to the king of the mat semi finals lad

Lad: This is history making sheldon, i dont think weve ever had a new comer do anything big like this

Sheldon: Well its in the books now lad and well have to see how rex handles the spotlight at the king of the mat

Narrator: And now the twf rewind brought to you by nodqradio.com, your wrestling radio network.....Scenes of the John Cena/Drew Blood match and the Elimanation Chamber Mach was shown

"Sexual Pleasures music hits"

Sheldon: Welcome back folks are we gear up for some tag team action here in the asylum

Lad: I just dont get it sheldon

Sheldon: What dont you get lad

"Jason & Issacs music hits"

Lad: How lang and rico can be a big hit with the fans

Sheldon: Maybe its their unique style

Lad: What style

Sexual Pleasure vs Issac & Jason Wakeman

The wakemans seemed like they actually had alot going for them in the early goings of the match until the momentum shifted and it was lang hitting issac with the lusting for the 3 count
"SP's Music hit"

Lad: Unbelievable sheldon, what is going on with issac and jason they are the next generation of the wakeman family gene

Sheldon: They looked really good lad give them credit there

Lad: Well if i was their father i would lay into them for ruining the name of wakeman

Sheldon: I dont see them ruining the name lad

{backstage}

Sandy Katt: Sandy here and fans im standing by with (fans errupt into cheers) the asylum heavyweight champion angelic and fresh off injury jimmy justice, gentlemen tonight you will do battle against the game and slayer, now angelic earlier we heard general manager michael pellington announce that at king of the mat in will infact be a triple threat match for your title and your opponents, slayer and triple h, what are your thoughts

Angelic: Simple, the game believes that hes back in the wwe where things went his way and it didnt matter, but times have changed for you hunter, you stand at a high spot in your mind, but in reality you rank below the souls that walk the earth, your just a mere speck of dust waiting for the lord of darkness to crumble and you slayer, weve been going on and on with each other, but soon you will see that no matter how much you try, you will never walk in the footsteps of this lord, you may be a chosen one for him, but i command his kingdom of darkness and there are no substitues where i roam

Sandy: Justice

JJ: Well god damn son, why dont you just say you work for the devil and get it over with, hell i work for somebody too, me, i work alone and it doesnt matter what pellington says or tried to do to stop me triple h, your ass is mine tonight and come king of the ring, well youll just have to see to believe, now lets go death and kick some ass (fans errupt)

Sandy: Alright, angelic-slayer-triple h and the return of jimmy justice next

Commercial Break
Scenes of The Exorcism of Emily Rose is shown followed by clips of the new triple whopper at burgerking

....Scenes from the beginning of asylum were shown followed by triple h receiving his shot at the asylum championship....

"Time to play the Game hits"

Sheldon: We are back folks and here comes the game

Lad: Hes looks alot better sheldon wouldnt you say

"Phantom of the Opera Instrumental hits"

Sheldon: Well he should, hes getting what he wants isnt he

Lad: Yea cuz he deserves it

"Shattered Glass" by disturbed hits

Sheldon: Your joking right

Lad: I most certainly am not

"Sweet Dreams by Marliyn Manson hits"

Sheldon: And here he comes lad, the asylum world champion

Lad: Listen to these idiots sheldon, how come they didnt give triple h or slayer an ovation like that

Sheldon: Who knows lad, but they love him and why shouldnt they, hes their champion

Lad: Dont make me ill

Angelic & Jimmy Justice vs Triple H & Slayer

Angelic and the game kicked things off and it was a back and fourth fight until the game brought in slayer who was just dominate against the asylum champion, then slayer and hunter began making back and fourth tags and taunting justice who kept coming in to allow double teams, but when angelic moved out of a slayer clothesline in the turnbuckle, slayer turned and got knocked down by angelics big boot, the fans were chanting for justice as angelic was indeed able to make the tag, slayer got dropped, the game got dropped, justice was going nuts and pounding away on slayer, angelic came back into the scene and together they were taking it to slayer, hunter though was walking back up the ramp and watching as slayer was just getting beaten, then justice pointed at triple h and then looked at slayer and kicked slayer and then delivered the justification, slayer bounced up right into angelic who drove him to the mat with the bloodlust, hooked the leg and scored the victory
"Angelics music hit"

Lad; No no, no, no

Sheldon: What do you think of the game now lad

Lad: It wasnt suppost to go down like

Sheldon: Hold on a second

Justice: (grabs a mic) Triple h you scared little bastard, you keep walking back up that ramp im gonna come up after you and drive my size 13 up your ass (fans errupt) now you went back there and got pellington to give you a title match at the king of the mat, well good ol jimmy justice thought that was one hell of an idea, so i decided to go to pellington myself and request something and by golly he saw things the justice way and so at king of the ring, it will be your sorry ass, the freak layin in the ring, the death guy behind me in a triple threat match for the asylum championship and it will also include me as the special guest referee (Fans explode into cheers) of the evening and thats the bottom line cuz justice has been served {Justices music hit as the game was going crazy on the ramp as justice leaned over the ropes and begged the game to come back to the ring as asylum came to a close}