Ron WaterMan defeated Sabu with the h20 bomb
Monica St Claire defeated Ms America with the honor roll to retain the womens championship
Derek Darko defeated The Kid with the sickness, after the match, captain america came out and challenged darko at clash of the champions in a hair vs mask match
TWF ASYLUM
Live From Lubbock, Texas
At The United Spirit Arena
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK
(BACKSTAGE)
REDFORD: Tonight eddie, we go out there and we kick some butt
EDDIE: Yea, lets do it rex, cuz im sick of these people talking about how i dont deserve to be in this match and how this and that and tonight the shit stops
REDFORD: Lets do it
AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON
Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to our final asylum before clash of the champions, im sheldon ellers and along side me is the lad and lad tell them what we have for them tonight
(A PROMO APPEARS)
Lad: What we have is eddie saint james and rex redford teaming up to face dustin kash and the abyss right here tonight
Shweldon: Not only that fans, but we have got Mbota and Matt Immaculate against the James Gang
"Ians Music hits"
Lad: And if thats not enough, we got ian powers defending the hardcore championship right here tonight
Sheldon: We sure do lad and you have to wonder, what its gonna take to defeat ian powers, ever since he won the title, hes been on a roll
"i WRITE SINS NOT TRADITIES BY PANIC HITS"
Lad: Well if you wanna talk about rollin, heres a man whos certainly been rolling around here in the asylum
Sheldon: Phoenix has certainly been on a roll as a late, but lets see if he can get it done here tonight
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Challenger....Phoenix vs Ian Powers
Phoenix and Ian locked up and phoenix was all game, but ian used his quickness to maintain the match to his likings, but it didnt last long cuz phoenix cracked ian over the head with two chair shots and then was looking to make him tap, but tyrone zorilla hit the ring and quickly attacked phoenix, tyrone drilled phoenix with the shotgun, but lifted him up and ian was getting up and he sent phoenix into ian who caught phoenix with the fatal error, ian hooked the leg and scored the victory to retain the hardcore championship, but then tyrone kicked ian and drove him to the mat with the shotgun as well
Sheldon: Looks like tyrone is a bit jealous huh
Lad: Tyrone isnt taken serious but he might be now
Sheldon: Well he certainly made a statement right there didnt he
Lad: Possibly sheldon
(Backstage)
Dirt: Alright things are starting to heat up but not more then this one, (Enter the James Gang) and that is the fued building between the sds and the james gang and tonight, kip and jesse you two take on mbota and immaculate one on one, your thoughts
James: It goes like this one dawg, last week they took out the game, put him out of the picture, he was basically our only ally, but seeing how we dont just fall back for reinforcements, we continue the strike till someone falls down and tonight we officially make a challenge for clash of the champions, we challenge the sds to a six man tag and if we win, then i get tythalon delreth one on one, no sds, no james gang, just a street fight between two superstars, so i wanna see if mr high and mighty is up for that one
Dirt: Well im sure we can
Kip: Dawg, dont talk, just do as your master has instructed you too
James: Lets go fellas
(BACK TO RINGISDE)
"dEVUES MUSIC HITS"
Sheldon: Looks like james diamond is all business tonight huh
Lad: Either that or hes dumber then i thought
Sheldon: Dumber?
Lad: Shhhhhh, mr wonderful is about to speak
Devue: It truly is a wonderful night isnt it (Fans boo) i mean, ive been united states champion for over seven months, wrestlers in the back complain that i dont defend it as much, i dont wrestle as much and i dont care as much, well lets set the record straight, i care, i wrestle and i do what is neccessary to hold onto my united states championship, but let me say this, for the past couple of weeks at house shows, ive been haunted by this latino playboy, stalked if you will for a shot at my united states championship, but let me ask you this mr playboy, have you beaten me yet at house shows, i think not, so why would i wanna just hand you a shot at my united states championship when it would be a waste of my time, so ive come up with a better scenerio, tonight you are gonna face a person whos not under a twf contract any longer, but if he wins here tonight, he not only will get a shot at me and lose of course, but hell also get a new twf contract with a nice signing bonus for sure, so latino man, get your ass down here and get ready for your opponent
"Living the Vida Loca by Juve de la rosa hits"
Sheldon: Ask and you shall recieve
Lad: Who is with him though
(DE LA ROSE IS ACCOMPANIED BY TWO LOVELY LATINOS)
Lad: Mamacita
Sheldon: What the heck does that mean lad
(JUVE MAKES HIS WAY INSIDE THE RING WITH THE LADIES ON THE OUTSIDE, DEVUE LEAVES THE RING AND JOINS THE COMMENTATORS AND THEN "PAT SPENCERS OLD MUSIC HITS")
Sheldon: My god, you got a former united states champion none the less
Devue: Yes i did sheldon, and dont think that i went out and found a lacky, oh no, pat spencer was a great star at one time
Sheldon: At one time, what are you talking about
Devue: Lets put it this way, i dont see pat spencer in line to headline a ppv or hold the asylum championship, do you
Lad: I dont
Sheldon: Thats not a shock
#1 CONTENDER FOR UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
"The Latino Playboy" Juve de la Rosa w/Latino Ladies vs Pat Spencer
Juve and Spencer locked up and spencer was all over juve from the get go, but juve held his own until devue decided to involve himself and while spencer distracted the ref, devue sucker punched juve, spencer then was all set up for the black out and one of the latinos jumped on the apron and started to pull her dress up, this caught spencers eyes and the refs, devue went over and pulled the girl down and began to yell at her and she slapped him, the other one came over and devue was gonna hit her and he got sprayed in the eyes with something, meanwhile back in the ring, juve low blowed spencer, the ref finally turned his attention back to the match and juve pulled spencer in and drove him to the mat with the playboy missionary, hooked the leg and scored the pinfall, the ladies rejoined juve in the ring as one of the girls handed juve the mic
Juve: Hey mr wonderful, so you wanna play ruff hoto, well then lets play ruff, i just beat your so called former champion with ease and just like that, at clash of the champions im gonna take that us title off of you and around the waist of a real man, a ladies man, the latino playboy (JUVE MUSIC HIT)
Sheldon: Remarkable victory for that man lad
Lad: Ive said it before, juve de la rosa is a future prospect in the twf and hes well on his way to the top for sure
Sheldon: You think hell be able to beat mr wonderful at clash of the champions
Lad: I wont lie, they are two of my favorites, but if i had to pick, im gonna go with mr wonderful, just cuz he knows what it will take to retain the us championship, juve wont
( A PROMO AIRS FEATURING PJ CASH)
Cash: Im here in Los Angeles california, home of the angels, home of movie stars and future site of me PJ Cash, the one man show, ya see ive grown up just like most watching and learning, understanding and now im living it, and though i havent gotten my name noticed yet, it will only be a matter of time before the one man show is noticed
Waiter: Excuse me sir, your table is ready
Cash: In the words of a great philosopher i know, take not, want not, but give to only satisfy your hungry for more, and that is what im gonna do, so take notes stars of the asylum, PJ Cash is coming and a show is about to begin (Opens up the menu and Looks at it for a sec) Oh and to the stars of yesterday, be for warned cuz im more of a show then your so called showstoppa is and that (Takes a drink of his water) thats a wrap fellas
(Back at ringside)
"Unleashed by Saliva hits as Marcus and Gordy come out"
Lad: Hmmmmm
Sheldon: Interesting isnt it
Lad: The One Man Show uh, is that suppost to be impressing
Sheldon: I dont think its suppost too lad
"The BlueJay National Anthem hits as Buff, Ellis and Lee Robinson come out"
Lad: I cant wait to see this guy in action, cuz he sure does talk alot of trash sheldon
Shelodn: Im not sure its trash lad, i think hes just sending a message that hes coming and he welcomes all challengers
Lad: What he needs to welcome isnt allowed by said on tv
Sheldon: Now thats mature isnt it
Lad: What
Marcus Alexander & Ray Gordy vs Buff Stevewill & David Ellis w/Lee Robinson
Alexander and buff kicked the match off but quickly buff was able to take advantage and tag in ellis who just worked marcus down, but when david came off the top rope, marcus got his foot up and then was able to tag in gordy who came in dropkicking everyone down, then he knocked ellis and buff to the outside and marcus rejoined him and they both went running and flipped over the ropes onto buff and david, the action returned into the ring and lee robinson got on the apron and marcus had him and the ref came over and from behind ellis hit gordy with the middleweight title, buff then went over and dropped marcus as the ref turned and saw ellis deliver the bluejay slam to gordy, he hooked the leg as the ref registered the three count
Sheldon: That is a damn shame, the ref cant see everything that goes on
Lad: I like to call that advantage toronto sheldon, cuz that was just a brilliant victory
Sheldon: brilliant huh, well i call that just plain cheating
Lad: its not cheating if you dont get caught sheldon
Sheldon: Well fans ive just received word that a new match has been added now to clash of the champions for the hardcore championship, it will be ian powers defending against phoenix and tyrone zorilla in a brutal barbwire wrapped match
Lad: meaning what
"Nature of the Beast by Twisted Sister hits"
Sheldon: Meaning the ropes are wrapped in barbwire, there will be barbwire at ringside for them to use and so on
Lad: That could become very messy at the end sheldon
"The Lights go out as Sweet Dreams by Marliyn Mason hits"
Sheldon: it very well could and thats what they want so thats what they will get
Lad: I bet ian powers didnt want it though
ANGELIC W/AKASHA VS THE DEMON
Angelic and the demon locked up and the demon pushed angelic into the corner and began ramming his knees into angelic and then sent him to the ropes and caught him with a big massive boot, this brought akasha on the apron, this got the ref to go over and get her down and from underneath the ring came slayer with his staff, gave it to angelic, the demon turned and angelic nailed him with it, slayer went back under the ring as akasha got down, angelic then grabbed the demon and drove him to the mat with the bloodlust, hooked the leg and scored the victory, angelics music hit as the angel came down and starting to look under the ring apron for slayer, angelic got out with akasha and slayer came from under the ring to join them as the angel looked up and saw them smiling and waving at him as the angel looked pist
Sheldon: Unbelievable what people get away with now lad
Lad: like i said sheldon, its not cheating unless
Sheldon: You get caught, i get it
(backstage)
David: This is outrageous bichoff what is the matter with you
Lee: You cant be serious
Eric: Look your boy ellis and buff like to act as one, so what are you so worried about
David: Cuz im the champion not buff
Eric: Well i know that, but since you two wanna act as one, we are gonna see if you can work together as one
David: This is crap eric and you know it, you know it
Lee: Youll be hearing from our agent on this one eric
Eric: Ill be right here fellas, ahahaha (Turns into rex and eddie standing there) Fellas, what do i owe this visit
Eddie: Up to no good again arent you eric
Eric: What do you want
Eddie: Well i noticed that mine and rexs contracts are up after clash of the champions and i wanna know what you plan on doing about it
Eric: (Smiles) Nothing, cuz quite frankly i dont like either of you here on my show and seeings how you both got called up already cuz management thinks you two have something to offer the twf fans, ive decided that me keeping you here wastes space when i can have actually talent that can wrestle and entertain, not two idiots who well i dont have to say it, but i guess youll just prove my point on the other shows
Eddie: Tonight eric we promise you one thing
Eric: Whats that
Eddie: That no matter what you do, or what you say about us, it will always be one thing you cant take away from us
Eric: And that is
Rex: This (Rex attacks bischoff and gives him to eddie)
Eddie: ITS HARDCORE OR NUTHIN (eddie lifts eric and drives him through his table)
Rex: BITCH! (REX AND EDDIE LEAVE AS ERIC BISCHOFF IS COMPLETELY LAID OUT)
(A COMMERCIAL BREAK FOR PAYBACK IS SHOWN FEATURING THE TAZMISSION VS MASTERLOCK MATCH AND THE WRESTLING GOD, JBL FACES THE FRANCHISE OF THE TWF, JORDAN ROCKWELL...DONT MISS IT)
"The sds theme hits"
Lad: Ill tell you this right now sheldon, eddie saint james and rex redford have just sealed their final days here in the asylum
Sheldon: They sure have and with that, they broke the general manager right in half before leaving too
"THE THEME OF NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN BY THE BEASTIE BOYS HITS"
Lad: That wasnt right though sheldon, they cant do that to eric bischoff
Sheldon: Well they just did so what exactly do you think will happen to them
Lad: Something bad i hope
THE SDS VS THE JAMES GANG
Jesse and mbota kicked the match off and jesse was just no match for the power of mbota as mbota tossed him around like a doll, but jesse tagged in kip who tried himself, but it didnt go far as mbota tagged in matt who came in and went for a clothesline right to kip but kip ducked as jesse came off the top rope with a dropkick that sent matt down, mbota then was pulled in for a short clothesline by kip, the james gang were looking good but as the match progressed, noose came out and the ref was yelling for him to go back, but meanwhile delreth came out of the crowd and smacked jesse with a chair and left, kip turned and saw this, but then mbota yelled for kip and he turned and got speared by mbota who got matt in the ring and he drove kip into the mat with the immaculation, hooked the leg and the sds took another victory home
Sheldon: I get it now lad
Lad: Do you finally get it sheldon
Sheldon: Yes, its not the way you said it
Lad: What is it then
Sheldon: Its strength in numbers, the sds has alot of members, therefore they pretty much can do whatever they want to score the key victories out there
Lad: Well it can work that way too
Sheldon: Thats how it was before and thats how it is now, fans before we get set for our main event, let me show everyone what went down before our last commercial break, it was eddie saint james and rex redford talking with bischoff and this is what went down
Eddie: Well i noticed that mine and rexs contracts are up after clash of the champions and i wanna know what you plan on doing about it
Eric: (Smiles) Nothing, cuz quite frankly i dont like either of you here on my show and seeings how you both got called up already cuz management thinks you two have something to offer the twf fans, ive decided that me keeping you here wastes space when i can have actually talent that can wrestle and entertain, not two idiots who well i dont have to say it, but i guess youll just prove my point on the other shows
Eddie: Tonight eric we promise you one thing
Eric: Whats that
Eddie: That no matter what you do, or what you say about us, it will always be one thing you cant take away from us
Eric: And that is
Rex: This (Rex attacks bischoff and gives him to eddie)
Eddie: ITS HARDCORE OR NUTHIN (eddie lifts eric and drives him through his table)
Rex: BITCH! (REX AND EDDIE LEAVE AS ERIC BISCHOFF IS COMPLETELY LAID OUT)
Lad: They will pay for that one
"Needles by system of a down hit"
Sheldon: Now thats what id call a message loud and clear
Lad: Id call that a mistake
"I will be Heard" by Hatebreeds Hits
Sheldon: Call it what you want, but what are they wearing though lad\
Lad: Looks like their shirts say the cult of the xxxtc sheldon, look at the back of them
Sheldon: Its Hardcore or Nuthin
Lad: BITCH!, what does xxxtc mean sheldon
Sheldon: Your guess is as good as mine lad
REX REDFORD & EDDIE SAINT JAMES VS THE ABYSS & DUSTIN KASH
Kash and eddie kicked it off as dustin was furious over what they did, but eddie poked him in the eye and just clothesline him down, tagged in rex, sent dustin to the ropes and rex speared him, the abyss came in and rex caught him with a big boot to the face, rex was alive and then took his shirt off and tossed it into the crowd as redford lifted kash up and dropped him down, tagged in james who came off the ropes and as kash was almost up, he bulldogged kash down, eddie then pointed at his shirt and said they dont give a shit anymore and rolled to the outside, rex jumped down too and they grabbed chairs and rolled into the ring and smacked the chairs together and then as abyss got up, they did a double cachairto to him, the ref called for the bell and kash was getting up and redford smacked him on his back and as he lifted up his head in pain, eddie smacked him on the head with the chair, the ref was trying to stop it, but rex put his chair down and then speared the referee down, eddie then grabbed a mic
EDDIE: As this may be our last days in the asylum, let me introduce you fans to something ive tried to get developed in the asylum but it was refused cuz i was told that they had no storyline use for it so me and rex decided to create a storyline and this sunday at clash of the champions, wherther its me or rex standing, the asylum championship will belong to the cult of the xxxtc and theres nothin anybody can do about it right rex
REX: Hell no cuz its hardcore or nuthin bitchesssss
(EDDIES MUSIC HIT AS THE FANS WERE GOING NUTS AS EDDIE AND REX CELEBRATED IN THE RING AS THE ASYLUM CAME TO A CLOSE)