TWF ASYLUM
LIVE FROM THE CIVIC CENTER
FROM TOPEKA, KANSAS
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK

AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON

Sheldon: Sheldon ellers here fans and we are live from topeka kansas and tonight the king of the mat tournment will continue as (Promo posters appeared) Scott Callous takes on Horace the Freak

Lad: The younger brother of kane and the undertaker sheldon, need i say more

Sheldon: How about this one then Jamie Golden head to head with the Returning Ross Oun

Lad: Ive missed ross, ive prayed in his name for this day {"Rock me Amadeous by Falco hits"}

Lad: What in the world

Sheldon: Its Mike Smith Lad, its lil mike smith

Lad: I hate this guy

{Ryans music hits}

Lad: Now here comes my pick sheldon

Sheldon: I thought you picked spencer

Lad: For the tournment yea, for this match i got ryan

{King of the Mat Tournment}
A Knights Tale
"LIL" Mike Smith vs Rob Ryan

Smith had the crowd behind him throughout the entire match, but after a grueling bout, it was ryans five star that silenced the crowd and brought ryan a step closer to becoming king of the mat

Lad: I told you sheldon that ryan would prevail

Sheldon: Mike smith just didnt have it tonight did he

Lad: Face it, hes not gonna be anything like his cousin money mike

[Backstage]

Sandy Katt: Backstage here fans right now with asylum general manager and mr pellington it seems something needs to be addressed about something

Pellington: Yes sandy ive received a call from talent relations of the twf and he informed me that some of my superstars werent gonna be resigned to a contract and they have been released

Sandy: Will this affect the king of the mat in any way

Pellington: Infact it has sandy, last week mbota defeated chris devue and mbota is one of the superstars who has been released so with that said, in place of mbota, chris devue will infact get a second chance in the tournment and take mbotas place at the king of the mat against pat spencer

Sandy: If you dont mind who else has been released from their current contracts

Pellington: Ive also been notified that current hall of famer the insane bastard has been released and also dragoun has been released as well

Sandy: oh my goodness anybody else

Pellington: Those are the only names as of right now sandy

Sandy: Alright well thank you very much and hopefully you will keep us posted on future releases

Pellington: Without question

Sandy: Alright, sheldon, lad back to you guys

{Back to ringside}

Lad: Mr wonderful is back in the fold sheldon did you hear that

Sheldon: My goodness did you hear who was released

"Callous's music hits"

Lad: Yea i did, and

Sheldon: Jesus lad care much

Lad: What exactly do you think our thoughts are gonna do sheldon

"Horaces music hits"

Sheldon: Nothing but you could be a bit more concerned

Lad: Um, no

{King of the Mat Tournment}
A Knights Tale
Horace the Freak vs Scott Callous

Callous used alot of his upper body to control most of this match, but after the freak moved from a charging callous, callous turned around and got caught with the freak drop, horace hooked the leg and the victory

Howard: Here is your winner, Horace the Freak

Lad: The freak no way

Sheldon: And Horace moves on lad

Lad: Ah what happened in there scott you had complete control of that match

Sheldon: Must of not had that much control

Rampage Rebound presented by Sin city now on dvd : It was the main event and how depite everything octane and mysterio did to help, carney fell victim to the awesome power of the horsemen and fell victim to jason oliver to be forced in the group as the fourth horsemen

"Johnnys music hits"

Lad: This guy gets me everytime sheldon, what exactly is his goal, he hasnt won a single match and now he gets a shot at the hardcore title

Sheldon: Well maybe theres something about him the championship committee sees

"The Ruff Ryders music hits"

Sheldon: A former mfw champion and us champion lad

Lad: His spotlight is fading fast sheldon

Sheldon: Says you

Hardcore Championship
Johnny NoodleLegs vs The Ruff Ryder (c)

Johnny came out swinging and really staying on top of his offensive game plan, but this was johnnys last ride as the ryder drove him hard into the mat with it and hooked the leg and scored the victory

Sheldon: The Ruff Ryder continues his reign as hardcore champion lad

Lad: Yea Yea

{Backstage}

....As the ryder was coming through the curtain to the back he was stopped by Mike Pellington....

Pellington: Ryder

Ryder: Nice match huh

Pellington: Great match man, hey ive got some news to tell you okay

Ryder: Sure whats up man

Pellington: Jesus man i feel really bad about this but theres no other way of saying this but your being released from your contract man, im sorry its just

Ryder: Released what, ive got like over two years yet mike, this cant be

Pellington: Well i guess you not agreeing to something at your meeting the other day well got to fired

Ryder: This is bullshit man, you cant do this to me

Pellington: Im not, the board is, im sorry ryder

Ryder: Take your god damn title then cuz its a piece of shit anyway (Throws the hardcore title at the pellington and walks away)

Pellington: Im sorry (Video cuts to commerical)

Commercial for The Ring 2 : Unrated version on dvd followed by a promo of twf action figures

.....Moments ago are shown.....

Lad: Hahahahahahahaha

"Jamies music hits"

Sheldon: That is not even close to being funny

Lad: Live it up sheldon, all the pretty faces of the old gse are disappearing man, its great we are gonna have our own history to thrive on soon

{The Lights go out as a book appears on the screen and then a branding iron came into view and when it moved it branded the book with a ross with a cross and then ross's music hit as he came out with the new testament}

Sheldon: What are

Lad: Shhhhhhhhh, ross is coming man

{King of the Mat Tournment}
A Knights Tale
"The Golden Boy" Jamie Golden vs "His Holy-Ness" Ross

Golden was not impressed with ross and went right after ross in the early goings of the match, and after jamie was tossed to the outside, ross distracted the ref as the new testament went to work on jamie, tossing him into the ring post and then ian drilled him with a chair and then they tossed him back into the ring and later in the match it was jamie who fell victim to a neck bomb that ross calls wrongful sins, hooked the leg and scored the victory

Howard: Here is your winner, ross

Lad: Yea baby, he did it sheldon, ahahaha, look i told ya

Sheldon: Yea you were right werent you lad

Lad: Come on sheldon act like you care

Sheldon: You have got some nerve saying that to me

{Backstage Noodlelegs has his clothes out and hes getting ready to change when pellington enters}

Pellington: Hey Johnny hows it going

Johnny: Good sir whats up

Pellington: Look johnny its nothing personal man but, well i was informed today that you are the next superstar that has been cut from their contract man

Johnny: What

Pellington: Im sorry johnny but your done with the twf, good luck out there kid (Pellington Walks out)

Johnny sits there and puts his head down as the shot fades out

The Primetime Rebound brought to you by KFC : It was from this past primetime when axl irvin tried to defeat universal champion shane thompson but fell victim to a superkick that not only gave thompson the victory but a victory in the beat the clock challenge right before his title defense at meltdown in the elimanation chamber

"Time to Play the Game Hits"

Sheldon: Ya know lad i dont know if you knew this but meltdown is this week

Lad: Of course i knew that, what you think i want to miss the kurt angle challenge

"The Phantom of the Opera Theme hit"

Sheldon: No its just you dont seem to care about anything happening to our show i was wondering if you cared at all about anything thats going on in the twf

Lad: I care about important things, not things decided by the twf board sir

#1 Contenders Match
For The Asylum Championship
Slayer vs Triple H [{II}]

The game was all over slayer again, just stomping and kicking and keeping ontop of his game plan, but slayer was able to fight back, but it wasnt looking good at all as slayer was just a step away from a pedigree but after triple h went for a clothesline, slayer ducked and the game drilled the referee, triple h saw his chance and went to the outside and brought in a chair and as slayer was getting up, triple h was about to hit him but then the fans errupted as jimmy justice slide into the ring, the game turned and with the chair in the air, justice kicked triple h and delivered the justification, the fans errupted as justice was flipping the game off and slid out as the fans were just going nuts, slayer was staggering but saw the chance and grabbed triple h and pulled him in and delivered the crucifix to hell, hooked the leg, another referee came shooting out to the ring, slid into the ring, and registered the three count, slayers music hit as the fans were going nuts

Howard: Here is your winner and the new number one contender slayer

Sheldon: JUSTICE LAD, BY GOD ITS JUSTICE HES BACK

Lad: Back sheldon, back you say, hes not back, hes freakin BACK!

Sheldon: My god the game got screwed lad, screwed bad, folks we are outta time well see you next week

OFF AIR!