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TWF ASYLUM
Live From Salisbury, Maryland
At The Wicomico Civic Center
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK

AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON

Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to another exciting edition of the asylum, im your host sheldon ellers and along with me as always is the lad and last week before we went off the air, tythalon delreth came out and it looked as though the sds was in the house and cameras quit rolling, but thanks to well i should say tythalon wanting to show off what he did, we have exclusive footage from last weeks show when the cameras quit rolling, here it is

Tythalon: James you didnt let me finish what i wanted to ask you, but since your this macho guy who has what, two idiots who arent good enough to make the main roster so you bring them to this pitiful place to wrestle any kind of match for me, well instead of asking you, im just gonna show you what i wanted

(Then they were attacked in the ring by mbota and Matt Immaculate as Tythalon made his way to the ring slowly)

Tythalon: Ya see james, im the owner of what is the most dominant force in professional wrestling, i control stock in numerous businesses and i am the greatest athlete ever to come into this sport and you my friend (enters the ring) as the victim of what was it called once before, a terrorist attack, just like i did before, im repeating it again (Immaculate releases james as tythalon kicks him and drills him with the enlightner) welcome james to a new season of class, cuz the sds is back in business folks (TYTHALON MUSIC HITS AS THE FANS JUST BOO BUT THERE WERE SOME CHEERS)

Lad: I dont know sheldon, seems like tythalon means business this time

Sheldon: It doesnt matter what he (THE SDS LOGO APPEARS AND THEIR MUSIC HITS)

Lad: Well it looks like the sds is here in the arena sheldon

Sheldon: And look at them, still as cocky as the day they were fired from the gse

(The sds enter the ring, wearing nice dress clothes as delreth request a microphone)

Tythalon: Looks like this dump is showing up at pretty much no names arenas, just like it did when we were here the first time, i mean who the hell comes to maryland (fans boo) the land of idiots, gosh, anyway, im here tonight to make a statement if it wasnt loud and clear last week, yes we are under contract with the twf, but with the clause that i can do whatever in the hell i want to do, so what that means for you slow learners, is that if i want to go back where i was before i, well i guess threw the gse championships in the trash (fans boo loudly) i can do it, but seeing how i dont wanna just rush into proving once again that im the best, ive decided to slow things down a bit and (TIME TO PLAY THE GAME HITS AS TRIPLE H COMES OUT)

Lad: What is the game doing

Hunter: Tythalon delreth, you lowlife son of a bitch, how the hell are ya

Tythalon: Hunter Hearst Helmsley, your still here, i thought you would run like the rest of the trash did when we shut the gse down

Hunter: Unlike you, im an actual superstar and you are like a fairy tale character that doesnt exist, anyhow, what the hell are you doing here huh, no one likes you guys, no one wants you here and if you think lying to these people about getting actual twf contracts, then youve stooped lower then i last remember

Tythalon: Ah the game, always willing to lend a boring moment, hey hunter, how did it feel when starman or whoops, should i say me, the lightbringer, anyway, how did it feel when i beat your ass for the mfw championship and then the next week toss that shit in the trash, just tell me cuz i wanna know

Hunter: Look delreth, lets cut the bullshit huh, cuz im out here to call your ass out right here, right now

Tythalon: Well hunter i dont do house calls anymore, but i like the gesture so ill tell you what i will do, i will put my two stallions, mbota and matt immaculate in the ring tonight against you and lets say a partner of your choosing, and god knows you need help finding one that will match these guys ablity

Hunter: Fine, your on, but just think about this for a second lightbringer, if you can do whatever you want, why do you need to be on tv, dont the staff work in the back tuff guy

(TIME TO PLAY THE GAME RESUMES AS DELRETH IS LEFT WITHOUT THE LAST WORD....BACKSTAGE)

Bischoff: Last week justice, you disgusted me, we talked about how you could behave if i resigned you and you advertingly disobeyed it, so tonight im gonna give you one last chance, you will face the abyss in a qualifing match for clash of the champions in the elimanation chamber, you win, your in, you lose, you become my bitch for the next month and do whatever it is i tell you to do, got that

Justice: (Stares at bischoff with a very nasty look) Look you little son of a bitch, you got yourself a deal cuz im gonna walk all over the abyss in that ring, but if you think for one second, im gonna be easy on him, you got another thing coming

Bischoff: So do you jimmy, cuz theres a special guest referee in that match and you know who it is

Justice: Who

Bischoff: My man, mr holden powers, ya see jimmy, hes kinda sick of wrestling a bit, he wants to try other adventures out there

Justice: Why doenst he try getting a better face first (fans cheer)

Bischoff: Laugh it up jimmy, but your match is next, so you better get out there and perform if you wanna advance, oh and jimmy, good luck, your gonna need it (JUSTICE LEAVES AS BISCHOFF HAS A SICK SMILE ON HIS FACE)

(COMMERCIAL BREAK OF THE NEW FAST AND THE FURIOUS, TOYKO DRIFT IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY A SHOT OF THE NEW JORDAN ROCKWELL SHIRT NOW AVAILABLE)

"Holden is in the ring as the asylum returns and then the glass shatters by disturbed hits as the crowd errupts as jimmy justice comes out in his ring attire"

Sheldon: Its jimmy justice lad and ive got a feeling we are looking at the next superstar to advance in this tournment

Lad: Think all you want too, justice is going no where

"The abyss music hits"

Lad: Now this man has it all sheldon, the build, the look, hell we could be looking at the next asylum champion

Sheldon: The abyss has a shot of course, but justice is out to win and nothing right now can hold him back

Lad: Accept maybe mr Hold en powers, am i right, huh

Sheldon: You could be

QUALIFING MATCH FOR ELIMANATION CHAMBER
JIMMY JUSTICE VS THE ABYSS
Special Guest Referee: Holden Powers

Justice took control of the match for a bit but holden held justice back and allowed the abyss to really do anything he wanted, but it was justice who drilled the abyss with the justification, holden however refused to count, justice told him to count and holden still refused, so justice kicked him and justified him, then as the abyss was getting up, he kicked the abyss again and drove him to the mat with another justification, justice tossed his middle fingers in the air as the fans errupted and rolled out of the ring and up the ramp as his music played

Lad: Does this mean hes eric, you know for a month

Sheldon: Well officailly no one really won

Lad: Well he attacked the ref which is a dq, and then left the ring which he could get counted out for sheldon

Sheldon: At this point i dont think justice really cares lad

Lad: Thats just like him not to do something cuz he cant get his way, i remember back when justice was the world champion, he was a chump then and hes a chump now

"The Toronto Bluejay theme hits"

Lad: Ah music to my ears sheldon

Sheldon: I know your not saying you enjoy this

Lad: Im saying that its about time david ellis is takin serious, cuz ive called it from the beginning that hes a top superstar of the asylum

"Unleashed by Salivia hits"

Sheldon: And here comes someone whos starting to make some noise in the asylum lad

Lad: Yea, his noise is about as faded as this town we are, ahahaha

Sheldon: You are down right mean sometimes

HANDICAP MATCH
MARCUS ALEXANDER VS BUFF STEVEWILL & DAVID ELLIS W/LEE ROBINSON
Marcus kicked the match off against buff who was taken by marcus pretty well, but marcus then found himself in a world of hurt as the tags from buff and david were every five or ten seconds, maintaining a healthy man in the ring, but then buff messed up and marcus took control of the match and was looking for the swanton when lee robinson came over and got marcus's attention as david ellis came over while the ref was distracted by getting robinson down, low blowed marcus, marcus went down hard and as he began to get up, buff came off the turnbuckle and grabbed marcus and drove him to the mat with the blockbuster, hooked the leg and the victory, but it wasnt over, robinson came in with a chair and ordered for them to destroy marcus but gordys music hit and the former middleweight champion flew into the ring, and buff and ellis were out of there as ellis held the middleweight title up in gordys face as gordy just waited, as the two headed up the ramp with ellis's music playing, gordy checked on marcus

Lad: Ahahaha, those two make me laugh, they are great together arent they

Sheldon: They were about to break his gosh darn leg lad and you think thats funny

Lad: hey dont take it out on me, im not the one trying to break his leg, im just watching it

Sheldon: Someimes i dont know why i bother

(backstage)

Eric: So do you have anything to say for yourself

Redford: I dont know you tell me

Eric: Well last week you and your buddy eddie saint james decided to corrupt jimmy justice and then go on to win your match

Rex: Yea, so whats your point

Eric: My point is this, you empressed me that you took such leadership and dovotion that it made you look even bigger and better then eddie saint james

Rex: Really

Eric: Yes, so how about this as a reward, tonight you one on one with chris devue, the united states champion and the winner advances to the elimanation chamber at clash of the champions, how does that sound

Rex: That sounds like a hell of a deal

Eric: It does, doesnt it, but check this, if you lose, im gonna make you my personal bitch just like i made justice tonight (REX GETS A SERIOUS LOOK ON HIS FACE) so think about that when you go out there, ok champ, ahahaha, i mean ex champ, haahahaha (the cameras pan out slowly showing rexs face that doesnt look pleasant

(A PROMO FOR THE OMEN NOW IN THEATERS IS SHOWN FOLLOWED BY KINDOM HEARTS 2 NOW ON PLAYSTATION)

"....I wirte Sins not Tradites by Panic played as Phoenix came out to the broadcast booth for the next match....then What you know about that" by T.I hit"

Lad: I gotta ask you phoenix, why do you think you belong in a hardcore title match

Phoenix: Ya yo, check it out laddy

Lad: Its Lad

Phoenix: Yea whatever, look i know i can be hardcore if pushed right and quite frankly im starting here and moving up cuz i dont want people to think that im just some wacked out punk whos here for the free cake and cookies, im here to make a name for myself to head up to the big shows

"Name of the Game by Crystal Method hits"

Sheldon: Well to say the least, your a hell of wrestler

Lad: Thats not saying much either

Phoenix: You what, that you sheldon, i appreciate it

Sheldon: Your welcome

HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
CHALLENGER....TYRONE ZORILLA VS IAN POWERS
Tyrone quickly attacked the champion as he entered the ring and tossed him to the floor, then rolled to the outside and moved the time keeper and grabbed his chair and then smacked ian across the back with it, then took ian and tossed him on the announcement table and phoenix just sat there as tyrone told him to move, phoenix said no and tyrone slapped him and pulled him out of the seat and then drove him to the floor with a vicious ddt, the fans began to boo as tyrone continued his assault and went to ddt ian into the announce table, but ian punched his way out and then pushed tyrone off the table and came running and speared tyrone, the fight continued and tyrone was looking ready to put ian away when phoenix happened to be moving and grabbed a chair and tyrone sent ian to the ropes, but ian reversed it and phoenix smacked the back of tyrone and tyrone felt it and it led into ian drilling tyrone with the fatal error, hooked the leg and scored the victory

Sheldon: Jesus look at the carnage lad

Lad: Yea im surprised to see phoenix standing after what tyrone did to him

Sheldon: Yea but look at what he just did to tyrone, i guess payback is hell

Lad: Oh its hell alright, some damn good hell for that man phoenix who next week will probably have to pay the reprecutions

Sheldon: Well after what we just witnessed, im sure phoenix will be ready for anything to happen

( A PROMO SWIRLS INTO VIEW FOR REX REDFORD AND CHRIS DEVUE ONE ON ONE)

Sheldon: Coming up next folks, its the last match to decide who will join the other guys in the elimanation chamber match at clash of the champions

Lad: Yea and a few minutes ago, we found out that it would not be jimmy justice

"Devues Theme Hits"

Lad: And here we go sheldon, chris devue, mr wonderful, a man whos held that us championship since god knows when

Sheldon: Certainly a top competor, but devue hasnt done much to really say alot about him lad

"A Place for my Head by Linkin Park hits"

Lad: Sheldon, sometimes your stupid, a wonderful wrestler like chris devue doesnt have to wrestle alot, hes just gotta win when it counts

Sheldon: oh is that what makes him great

Lad: You bet your ass it does

QUALIFING MATCH FOR ELIMANATION CHAMBER
REX REDFORD VS CHRIS DEVUE
Redford got into the ring as they locked up and devue tryed to prove he wasnt scared, but the over massive strength of redford was just shown and he tossed devue clear across the ring, devue didnt have a clue how to take the big man down except redford came in for a clothesline, and devue ducked and dropkicked his leg and then focused on taking redfords knee out completely, and devue was on the top rope looking for a high risk manuever and juve de la rosa came down to ringside and devue saw him and it was enough to allow redford to get up, devue then jumped on redford who held him up there and went running and drove devue to the mat with the redford driver, the ref got down and registered the three count

Sheldon: Looks like we have our six competors for the elimanation chamber lad

Lad: We sure do and i must say, ill give credit where credit is do, devue fought a tuff match but you have to give the credit to juve de la rosa, cuz without his distraction, redford was done for

Sheldon: Ill give you that but redford fought one hell of a matchup

Kad: Are you kidding me, it was devue who fought a hell of a match, look at what he had to overcome

Sheldon: Oh you gotta be kidding me, he didnt wrestle a tuff match, rex redford did

Lad: oh brother

(backsatage)

Sandy: Im standing by with our general manager eric bischoff and i understand mr bischoff that you have some well rather interesting news for a match here in a few moments

Eric: I certainly do and before i get to that, i must say sandy, you are looking rather well tonight

Sandy: Thank you sir, but what about the match tonight

Eric: Oh yes the match, well you know im a man of vision and i just love it when shit goes down how i want it, so this past week i was at home thinking and i decided, what better way to get this clash of the champions main event going then to get it going, so tonight ive paired my guy dustin kash to team with eddie saint james to square off against the asylum champion zack garcia and matt van damn

Sandy: Wow sir, that is quite interesting to say the least

Eric: I know, its brilliant isnt it, anyway ive got to be going now, so have a good one

Sandy: Thank you sir, alright fellas i guess its up

Eric: Oh and sandy, stop by my office after your finished, i would like to go over some, well negotitions if you would please

(Bischoff leaves as sandy is just in dismay as the scene cuts to a commercial break)

"THE FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK IS SHOWN OF SUPERMAN RETURNS COMING IN TWO WEEKS FOLLOWED BY A PROMO FOR THE ELIMANATION CHAMBER AT CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS"

"SNAP YOUR FINGERS, SNAP YOUR NECK BY DRY KILL LOGIC HITS"

sHELDON: Well lad, its looks like the night just isnt gonna end as easy as we hoped huh

Lad: It sure the hell isnt sheldon

"Garcias theme hits"

Sheldon: Who do you have to win this one

"I will be heard by the hatebreeds hits"

Lad: Its not a matter of who wins, its who gets the pinfal cuz the egos in this match are just overwhelming to say the least

"Needles by system of a down hits"

Sheldon: Thats a pretty good way to look at that lad, im impressed

Lad: Good cuz you should be at this point sheldon, im one hell of an announcer

DUSTIN KASH & EDDIE SAINT JAMES VS ZACK GARCIA & MATT VAN DAMN
Kash kicked the match off with matt van damn and it was pretty much a back and forth battle, but kash was able to take control and then tagged in eddie saint james and he kicked matt in the side as kash released matt, then eddie sent matt to the ropes and tried for a big boot, but matt ducked and then leveled eddie with a spinning heel kick, that allowed matt to tag in zack who came in a fists a blazing and was all over eddie saint james, the match continued on with all four men battling into the ring all at once, but it was kash who took a bad spill after matt drop kicked him off the top ropes to the floor, but matt turned and eddie leveled him with his big boot, but zack came in from behind and lifted eddie up for the perfection of excellence, hooked the leg and scored the victory for his team

Lad: Unbelieveable sheldon, zack garcia has become one hell of a fighting champion wouldnt you agree

Sheldon: I certainly wont disagree with you on that aspect, but i will say this, can he do it at clash of the champions

Lad: Im sure he will

(backstage)

Dawg: Hey everyone its me, the dirt dawg coming at you and im standing by now with the asylum world tag team champions, angelic and slayer and gentlemen the challenge has been tossed out for clash of the champions, the prophecy want a rematch for the straps

Angelic: A rematch, it wont be a rematch, it'll be a bloodfest

Slayer: Demon, angel, youve lost to us, let it go, but if its a bloodfest you want, its one youll get, we accept, but just to show you what your up against, next week you demon will step in the ring one on one with angelic, the lord of darkness, the lord of legend and he will demolish you piece by piece

Angelic: You will bare the darkness from within, rest in peace

(Back at ringside)

Lad: Wow, those guys, no matter what they are doing sheldon, always scare me to no end

Sheldon: Certainly the most intimadating champions weve might have had in a while lad

"The sds theme hits"

Lad: The most in a while, im thinking in our history

Sheldon: Well there have been some bigger and badder teams in the past

Lad: Name One

"Time to play the game hits"

Sheldon: Ok, how about when money mike joined the darkness of the reaper and he and the reaper held the tag team titles

Lad: Nope try again

Sheldon: Hold on then

Triple: Since its a fight you idiots want, its a fight youll get, so i decided to swallow my pride and get a nasty ass superstar to assist me in beating the hell out of you two, and hes hardcore

"Studify by Disturbed hit as the crowd errupted as James Diamond came out"

Sheldon: My god, james diamond is teaming with the game

Lad: What the hell, these two just beat the hell out of each other last month at spring breakout

Sheldon: I guess with a common enemy, they can work together lad

MBOTA & MATT IMMACULATE VS JAMES DIAMOND & TRIPLE H
Hunter and james hit the ring and the battle was on as the ref couldnt control the maddness and so he let the match go and away it went as the four of these men used anything and everything to smash each other up, but in a disturbing outcome, tythalon delreth came down to the ring and blindsided james diamond with a superkick leaving the game by himself, and the game was looking unstoppable until out of the crowd came the fourth member of the sds, the monster noose, and he leveled the game with a boot, then tossed him in the ring as immaculate got in there and drove him to the mat with Immaculation, hooked the leg and scored the victory, but it wasnt over yet, delreth was ordering for them to destroy the game and tossed in a chair, diamond tried to get back in but mbota charged and speared him off the apron to the barracades, then they placed the chair on hunters leg and delreth entered the ring and went to the top rope and came off slamming down on the chair and sending hunter into massive pain, but that wasnt it, with hunter screaming in pain, they rolled him out and noose grabbed him and lifted him up and drove him through the announcement table with a powerbomb, the game was out, the fans were booing as delreth then put his suit coat back on as firefly by breakin benjamin hit as asylum came to a close

Sheldon: My god, the carnage lad

lad: I dont think hes moving sheldon, what do we do

Sheldon: What have they done to the game!