DARK MATCHES
Carrion and Pariah defeated Monica and Ms America after Akasha interferred and took monica out of the picture leaving ms america to carrion and pariah and it was pariah who hit ms america with the witch blair attack for the pinfall
Buff Stevewill defeated Ray Gordy with help from david ellis, after the match ellis and buff attacked ray gordy until new comer marcus alexander came down and fought off ellis and buff and then checked on gordy
TWF ASYLUM
Live From Atlanta, Georgia
At The Philips Arena
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK
AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON
Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to the asylum, im your host sheldon ellers and along side me is the one and only lad and lad spring breakout will certainly go down in the history books as one hell of an event huh
Lad: It sure will sheldon, we not only saw the end of eddie saint james, we also saw the return of eddie saint james
"No chance in Hell by Dope hits as Mr Norton makes his return to asylum television as the fans in attendence cheer loudly as the president of asylum entertainment makes his way towards the ring"
Lad: And it was all becuz of this man sheldon, this man right here is the reason eddie saint james returned in the main event at spring breakout
Sheldon: And made an impact like no other too
Mr Norton: Hello atlanta, georgia (fans errupt) its a great day isnt it, its a great day to be in charge cuz tonight im gonna be making a special match at clash of the champions and yes it does affect the asylum champion (cheers) at clash of the champions, every single asylum title will be on the line and not only that, the asylum world championship will be on the line in a very special match, a match that well consists of , chains, metal, a ring, enclosure, hell we all here in the asylum call it the elimanation chamber (more cheers) and it returns at clash of the champions, and ive decided to add a special person to this match, cuz well i feel hes been mistreated here, not given any kind of fair shot and quite frankly a man who at spring breakout beat the living hell out of eric bischoff only at the end to get robbed by a man that vince mcmahon for some reason decided to help, im talking about eddie saint james ( an erruption is heard) but in the act of fairness too, ive decided that since dustin kash was the victim of that harsh ass beating at the end of spring breakout, ive decided he too will be included in this very special match at starting next week "Stupdify by Disturbed hits"
Sheldon: What is James Diamond doing out here
Lad: I dont think he liked the decision sheldon
James: Mr Norton, with all do respect to you, i sir at spring breakout not only at one moment ended eddie saint james here in the asylum, but i also won the tag match against triple h and sabu, so im wondering why the hell my name wasnt mentioned in this match at clash of the champions
Mr Norton: First off james, how dare you interrupt me in the middle of my time in my ring, second of all you teamed with a superstar who doesnt even wrestle in the asylum, he wrestles in slaughterhouse and i never received any kind of notice of his apperance at spring breakout so therefore im fining general manager eric bischoff for misuse of a superstar without proper notification and therefore raven will never step into an asylum ring again, as far as you winning, yes i did notice that, but i also noticed your ass laid out ontop of the table and no where near a pinfall or submission, so you tell me why in the hell i would grant you into this type of match
James: I belong in the main event norton, and you know it
Norton: Well as long as im here, you dont belong anywhere unless i say
James: As long as your here huh
Norton: Thats right
James: Well im glad you said that norton, cuz it just so happens that i have some friends here tonight that well signed with the asylum a couple of days ago and well i brought them here tonight just in case i ran into trouble and since your the one causing it, theres only one thing to do
Norton: You really think you can do anything to me james diamond
James: I can and I will, mr norton, say hello to my brothers jesse and kip, the james gang
(Norton turned and the attack was on, jesse and kip james attacked norton in the middle of the ring as james went down to the ring and entered it and the james gang just continued to stomp away until eddie saint james and rex redford came running out and rolled into the ring and help fight off the james gang, the fans were going nuts as "Im Back hit and out came eric bischoff")
Eric: Hold on now, right now, hold it, you guys wanna beat the hell out of each other, thats fine with me not youll do it on my terms, this is my show and i make the rules so later on tonight its gonna be you redford, you eddie and well i guess who ever else you two idiots can find against the james gang, alright, so get out of the ring and get to the back before i get upset
(The shot fades out showing clips from spring breakout followed by promotions of the new jordan rockwell and eddie saint james shirts avaliable this friday in the twf mall)
"Thuganomics by John Cena hits"
Sheldon: We are back fans and coming out right now is newest member of the asylum, phoenix
Lad: Yea and what is he a john cena wanna be
Sheldon: Why must you cut people down
"Carls theme hits"
Lad: Im no, it was a question sheldon, geez
Sheldon: Well phoenix seems to have his own style and if dressing like that fits him, then so leave it alone
Lad: I just hope carl makes fast work of him
CARL JOHNSON VS PHOENIX
Phoenix wrestled a solid match against carl who was almost victorious, but his problem with the fans cost him as phoenix was able to grab carls arm in a clothesline attempt and placed him in the crossface which he calls the flaming phoenix, carl has no where to go and finally tapped out
Sheldon: What a way to deput on the asylum lad
Lad: Well he was decent, but it was just his first match sheldon, i wouldnt get high on this guy, he could be nothing later down the road
Sheldon: Thats what you said about rex redford when he first showed up and looked at what hes done in the asylum
Lad: Yea and now look at the idiot, teaming with eddie saint james of all people
(Backstage)
Eddie: Alright so it looks like we need another partner rex, can you think of anybody
Rex: Ya know eddie, i dont see a very high variety of superstars in the locker room
(Enter a superstar as rex and eddie both look at and then smile)
Eddie: Um excuse me, jimmy
(Jusitce gets up as the fans errupt into cheers)
Eddie: Well not exactly but the thought crossed my mind
Jimmy: Look, im restricted against doing shit like that anymore, it was part of my contract to get back into the one thing i love doing the most
Eddie: Well let me ask you this then, how about you join me and rex here tonight and we get some revenge on the man who made those restrictions
Jimmy: Justice how, nothing ever sounded sweeter, looks like you boys have a partner
(THEY ALL SMILE AS THE ACTIONS RETURNS AT RINGSIDE)
"The rock version of the american anthem hits"
Sheldon: Ah man lad, it looks like we have got ourselves one hell of a main event huh
Lad: From whats shaping up, i couldnt agree more sheldon|
"Livin the Vida Loca by Juve de la Rosa hits"
Lad: oh yes, now here comes a superstar im beginning to like sheldon, the latino playboy
Sheldon: He sure is cocky isnt he
Lad: And why shouldnt he beat, i mean hes got the looks, the women and after tonight, hes gonna have the blood of that idiot in the ring, why in the hell does he still have a job here, he lost to axl irvin at spring breakout
Sheldon: By countout lad, only by countout
"THE LATINO PLAYBOY" JUVE DE LA ROSA VS CAPTAIN AMERICA
Lad: What, what in the hell just happened sheldon
Sheldon: Captain america has just defeated the latino playboy
Lad: This is bullshit sheldon, how in the hell did he do that
Sheldon: Folks we just got what some people might see as an upset, but me, i believe its just the talent of captain america
Lad: He loses at a ppv, then returns to the asylum and picks up a victory huh
Sheldon: I said it before lad, he lost by countout and what axl did to him through the table, not becuz he got pinned and thats even remained to be seen if axl irvin can do that even
Lad: You stop it sheldon, you stop it right now
"The Powers music hits"
Sheldon: Im just stating a fact lad
Lad: An ugly fact, axl won fair and square sheldon
"The Lights went out as fire rose from the stage as sweet dreams hits as akasha comes out screaming in an evil way as the asylum tag team champions, angelic and slayer make their way towards the ring"
Sheldon: My goodness what was that
Lad: Sounds like hells princess is bringing out the new tag team champions sheldon
ANGELIC & SLAYER W/AKASHA VS THE POWER BROTHERS
Sheldon: Looks like the prophecy arent quite done wanting the tag team titles back huh
Lad: I dint think they would, but angelic and slayer are a much bigger and better team then what the prophecy use to be
Sheldon: But who is running from the fight, the prophecy or angelic and slayer
Lad: Not running, just getting akasha to safety sheldon
(Backstage)
Eric: Ill tell ya what matt, you want a rematch for the world title huh, fine you got it tonight against zack garcia but in a non title match
Matt: Wht
Eric: Dont blow up just yet, the reason is cuz i want the title to stay on zack so that way at clash of the champions, kash can beat his ass for the title, but im gonna be a nice guy and since im not giving you a title shot tonight, ill give you one at clash of the champions, cuz kash needs another nobody to humaliate there, now go get ready for it, its coming up in a few
(as matt was leavingg, triple h came in)
Eric: Ah my favorite superstar in the whole wide world, the game, the former general manager of the asylum, tell me hunter how does it feel to be a loser
Hunter: I dont know, why dont you ask your boy dustin kash over there (fans cheer)
Eric: Thats good, i like the humor hunter, you know why, ill tell you why, cuz in the end hunter, i always get the last laugh and tonight im sparing no expense, cuz up well i believe its next, its gonna be you hunter against your partner from spring breakuot, sabu, and lets just put it this way hunter, if you lose, i would get comfortable sitting at home for a while cuz thats where youll be for a very, very long time, now get out of my sight (hunter gets an angry look on his face as he turns and leaves and slams the door behind him as the show cuts to a commercial)
(A PROMO FOR TWF EVIL INTENTIONS IS SHOWN FEATURING MONEY MIKE VS JOHN CENA IN MONEY MIKES CONTINOUS ATTEMPT TO UNRAVAL THE MYSTERY OF THE STARMAN, DOES JOHN CENA REALLY KNOW SOMETHING OR IS HE JUST TOYING WITH THE HORSEMEN LEADER?)
"RETURNING TO ACTION : TIME TO PLAY THE GAME HITS"
Sheldon: We are back fans and it seems that triple h is just loving the fact that eric bischoff is back in charage huh
Lad: Ill tell you this, hunter doesnt wanna lose this one, cuz again bischoff is trying to find ways to dispose of the game around here
"Sabus music hits"
Sheldon: Yes he is lad, but this should be a good matchup to say the least huh
Lad: All in all, ill aree with you on that note sheldon
TRIPLE H VS SABU
Sheldon: And i hate the say this lad, but triple h had to do it otherwise
Lad: Otherwise his ass would sitting at home, and thinking about how he couldnt beat sabu
Sheldon: Well it seems that bischoff isnt quite done with the game now after this one
Lad: Im sure it wont be over till he rids the asylum of the game sheldon
"Snap your fingers, snap your neck hits"
Sheldon: And here we go with a non title match here tonight lad
Lad: Thats right, zack garcia coming off a huge victory at spring breakout to retail the asylum championship and he deserves every bit of our respect
"Garcias music hits"
Lad: And speaking of the champ, here he comes now sheldon
Sheldon: Yes but will he still be champion after clash of the champions, this will be zacks first entrance into this type of match
Lad: It certainly will but i got all the faith in the world in him, whos he got dustin kash and mvd, he beat them both at spring breakout, and who else eddie saint james, eddies on his last leg in the asylum, if it wasnt for a now fallen mr norton, eddie would be on a plane heading home
NON TITLE
Lad: Look at that sheldon, even with it not being for the title, zack still pulls out the victory over matt van damn, i mean look at matt van damn, washed up, a has been, nothing more to offer the fans, get him out of here
Sheldon: Matt van damn still has something to offer the fans and how dare you say that
Lad: Not from where im sitting
(IN THE BACK)
Dirt Dawg: Alright gentlemen, in just a few moments you three will be taking on rex redford, jimmy justice and eddie saint james and james diamond, after what happened at spring breakout, i dont think eddie saint james is heading into this match with all warm hugs and kisses do you
James: I dont really care now do i dawg, no i dont, ya see vince mcmahon gave me the door and i smashed through it, everybody in the lockerrooms can talk about how i won the match, but truth be told it doesnt matter how you win, all that matters is the victory and i won at spring breakout and now tonight right here in, where the hell are we
Kip: Atlanta
Jesse: Georgia
James: Home of what was once called world championship wrestling huh, yea well, now its all about the twf jack and in this day and age, times have changed in this company, and your looking at one of the changes, cuz tonight the deput of the james gang goes ahead and proves why i should be in the elimanation chamber at clash of the champions and thats no (ENTER A FAMILIAR FACE AS HE BEGINS TO CLAP)
Tythalon: Well well, its so nice to see such admiration for your desire to be the best young one
Dirtt Dawg: Oh my god, your that guy
Tythalon: Yes, you can call me the lightbringer, now who are you again
DD: They call me
Tythalon: Nevermind, anyway mr diamond, or should i call you james i just wanted to come over here and
James: I know about you, ive heard about you, dont really care for ya much, but let me say this, i dont give a damn why your here, or what your business is, but lets get to the chase here mr lightbringer, im james diamond and not you or any of your stupid tricks are gonna get me unfocused for our match tonight, so you wanna preach to someone, go preach to those who care for your crap, other then that, stay the hell out of my way understood (THE JAMES GANG LEAVES AS TYTHALON JUST SMILES AS THE SHOW CUTS TO COMMERCIAL)
(A PROMO FOR EVIL INTENTIONS IS SHOWN OF KURT ANGLE AND TRAVIS WAKEMAN FOR THE TWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AND VINCE MCMAHONS RAGE OF DESIRE TO STRIP THE TWF TITLE OFF TRAVIS WAKEMAN)
"Eddies music hits as eddie, rex and justice all come out together"
Lad: Tythalon Delreth is here in the building sheldon, what in the world is going on here
Sheldon: I dont know but i hope bischoffs on the job to get secruity here
"James Diamonds music hits"
Lad: Well he better, cuz the last time we saw that guy, he was tossing the gse and mfw titles in the trash
Sheldon: I remember that, god i hope bischoffs doing his job
MAIN EVENTREDFORD/JUSTICE/EDDIE VS THE JAMES GANG
Sheldon: Oh dear lord, looks like the james gang bit off more then they could chew huh lad
Lad: I guess it looks that way
Sheldon: Well folks, we hope you enjoyed the asylum, well see you all next week right here on the usa network
Lad: Later
END OF SHOW!......HOWEVER......
After the cameras stopped rolling and the fans were leaving as the james gang were getting ready to leave when the letters sds came on the twf tron and familiar music hit as Tythalon Delreth came out on the ramp
Tythalon: James you didnt let me finish what i wanted to ask you, but since your this macho guy who has what, two idiots who arent good enough to make the main roster so you bring them to this pitiful place to wrestle any kind of match for me, well instead of asking you, im just gonna show you what i wanted
(Then they were attacked in the ring by mbota and Matt Immaculate as Tythalon made his way to the ring slowly)
Tythalon: Ya see james, im the owner of what is the most dominant force in professional wrestling, i control stock in numerous businesses and i am the greatest athlete ever to come into this sport and you my friend (enters the ring) as the victim of what was it called once before, a terrorist attack, just like i did before, im repeating it again (Immaculate releases james as tythalon kicks him and drills him with the enlightner) welcome james to a new season of class, cuz the sds is back in business folks (TYTHALON MUSIC HITS AS THE FANS JUST BOO BUT THERE WERE SOME CHEERS)
De la rosa control most of the match but when he went for his three second facial, captain reversed it into a small package and scored the victory, the captain rolled out of the ring as juve lost his temper
Angelic and slayer kinda made short work of the power brothers in this one as both angelic and slayer hit their finishers on ian and holden and scored the victory easily, after the match as akasha got the tag titles, the prophecy music hit and angelic and slayer waited for them, but they came from behind and attacked the tag champions, the crowd was loving it, akasha jumped on the demon, and he wiggled her off as the angel came over and they pointed at akasha as the crowd errupted as they lifted her up for the enscription when angelic came with a chop block, they dropped akasha as slayer grabbed her and joined angelic and the tag champs left as the prophecy waited in the ring as their music hit
It was a tuff match to watch as the game and sabu really beat the holly hell out of each other and with triple h really in frenzy, he went even further in the match to get the job done and finally drove sabu into the mat with the pedigree for the victory
ZACK GARCIA VS MATT VAN DAMN
Matt was all over the asylum champion from the start of the match, and it looked like the champ was gonna be defeated but when matt went for the five star, garcia got up and jumped at the rope knocking matt down, then not stopping there, garcia went over and lifted a hurt matt and drove him to the mat with the perfection of excellence, hooked the leg and scored the victory
This was a gruelsome battle between the six men as all hell broke lose with all six men in the ring together, the ref couldnt keep much order and allowed it to continue, and as eddie and james were beating the hell out of each other outside the ring and kip and justice were tied up on the otherside, it was redford in the ring who drove jesse into the mat with the redford driver, hooked the leg and scored the victory for his team