AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON
Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to the asylum and tonight folks we have got a show in store for you
(Promo appears showing Matt Van Damn and Zack Garcia)
Sheldon: In an attempt to stir things up in the coalition, general manager triple h has signed zack garcia to square off against matt van damn for the asylum championship right here tonight
Lad: hell yea, hunter doesnt want this force going strong any longer so to piss off kash and bischoff he signed the match
"Im Back hits as bischoff comes out with dustin kash"
Sheldon: Speaking of eric bischoff he has sceduled his own match here tonight to what did he say lad
Lad: To prep up for his match with eddie saint james at spring breakout
"Rock National Anthem hits"
Sheldon: Against a man who has started to make a noise here in the asylum
Lad: Yea and you keep bringing his one big victory over axl irvin at when worlds collide, but get over it sheldon cuz thats the only thing this man has done
Eric Bischoff w/Dustin Kash vs Captain America
The two locked up and every time captain america gained an advantage, kash would do something to distract america, but eddie saint james came down and chased kash off and away from the match, america was feeling like he could win and bischoff was in the corner and america came running in for splash and bischoff pulled the ref in front of him and america hit the ref, then america was trying to get the ref up when out of the crowd came axl irvin, he rolled into the ring and turned america around and kicked and pulled him in for the axl cutter, drove him to the mat, then rolled out of the ring, bischoff saw this and pushed and pushed and got the ref going as eric hooked the leg and the ref registered the three count slowly
Lad: Holly cow sheldon, eric bischoff has defeated captain america
Sheldon: Yea but what in the world brought axl irvin here
Lad: Well it could be the fact that hes still embarrassed about losing to the guy
(Backstage)
Triple H: So suddenly shane mcmahon is allowing just anyone to show up here in the asylum huh, first it was nailz and he got his butt kicked by you eddie (Camera shows eddie saint james and the fans errupt) so i guess its only fair that we give captain america the same chance, so how about at spring breakout we make it axl irvin against captain america
Vince: In a ladder Match, hello hunter
Triple H: What are you doing here
Vince: Well i heard about all the crap that has been going on recently and wanted to see just what the hell it was
Triple H: Nothing just doing
Vince: Doing what praytel, doing what you wanted cuz you became the general manager, well buddy not on my clock, ya see i own the asylum so in terms, i make all the final decisions and since im only gonna be in this rat hole company for tonight, im gonna make it right, ya see ive been approached by a certain superstar whos been very unhappy as of late, he hasnt been given any type of match to show what hes worth and hes not been allowed to speak his mind and hes sick of not being used, so ive decided to give him what he wants, so tonight hunter its gonna be you against james diamond in a street fight and hunter let me say this, if you lose to james not only will i be there to laugh in your face, but you will ever see the light to ever get another shot at the championship, ever, now you two have a great night (vince leaves as hunter has a hateful look on his face)
(Commercial break is shown of the new series 2 trading cards of the twf)
"The Blue jay Anthem hits"
Sheldon: Triple H and James Diamond here tonight
lad: Vince Mcmahon certainly knows how to make an entrance doesnt he
Sheldon: That he does lad
"Buff is the stuff hits"
Sheldon: But right now we have got ourselves a number one contenders match for the middleweight championship
lad: Yea and i dont know who to cheer for either
Number One Contenders Match
David Ellis w/Lee Robinson vs Buff Stevewill
Steve tried to overcome the fact that lee robinson was at ringside but that was the least of his worries as ellis held his own in the ring, it was easy for ellis to showboat and that allowed stevewill to captilize on a mistake by ellis, but ellis caught steve coming off the top rope and drilled him with the blue jay drop and robinson held steves leg and ellis scored the victory
Lad: now thats what i call stealing home sheldon
Sheldon: yea if it wasnt for robinson it wouldnt of worked
Lad: Wait a minute, ellis scored the victory, robinson just added in a bunt to score the run
Sheldon: Its a great way to think that, but we know the truth
Lad: Yea and the truthis ellis will become the new middleweight champion at spring breakout and theres nothing you can say or do about it sheldon
"Power Brother theme hits"
Sheldon: Speaking of titles though, here comes one half of the power brothers
Lad: Yep and not only will kash hold gold after this sunday, but ian powers is gonna try and take the hardcore championship away from tyrone zorilla
Sheldon: Try is a key word
"What you know about that" by T.I. hits"
Sheldon: Tyrone has held the hardcore title now for sometime
Lad: Yea since he beat waterman for it
Hardcore Championship
Challenger...Ian Powers vs Tyrone Zorilla w/Lomota Cloron
Tyrone and ian locked horns in a grueling bout as ian was quick to use the weapons on tyrone in the early goings, but tyrone fought back, but out came holden powers to the ring and tyrone fought him off, but carl johnson came out and helped tyrone out, but while the distraction was in place, the abyss came down, tyrone turned and walked into a vicious boot, then the abyss drove tyrone into the chair with the black hole slam, abyss rolled out as ian drapped his shoulders over tyrone and the ref had no choice but to register the three count
Lad: We have got a new hardcore champion sheldon, ian powers is the new hardcore champion
Sheldon: This is just all a damn set up lad, thats all it is
Lad: The Coalition is growing stronger and stronger and thats even without bischoff at the helm of asylum as general manager
Sheldon: Well one thing is for sure, something better be done, otherwise there will be nothing to stop bischoff when he takes over in may
(Backstage)
Triple: How dare vince come over and do this to me, i hate him, thats why i left his daughters ass, cuz i couldnt stand (Enter Eric Bischoff with dustin kash) what the hell are you doing here
Eric: Im here to say that earlier tonight, i was victorious in my match with that masked freak captain america and even though im feeling the effects, im doing great, so that leads me to my next question, since you alreay have made a championship match later tonight to somehow lurer zack from joining us, i cant make the original match i wanted, so how about tonight my man dustin kash faces eddie saint james in a hardcore match, anything goes, and if dustin wins, my match with eddie is off at spring breakout huh, what do you think about that one
Triple H: What do i think, i think youve caught me at a bad time eric and since you wanna see your boy dustin get his ass whooped so bad, then how about tonight we see eddie saint james and dustin kash, in a steel cage match huh, how about that
Eric: Steel Cage?
Triple H: Yea so guess what, i have to get ready for my match, so i suggest he does the same
Dustin: Tahts
Eric: No No, lets go, i have a plan dont worry (Bischoff and dustin walk away as eddie sits in the corner with a wicked smile on his face)
(Commerical break is shown of the new french toast sandwich at burgerking followed by a promo for spring breakout featuring dustin kash and matt van damn for the asylum championship)
"Diamonds music hits"
Sheldon: We are back fans and let me say this, tonights asylum is heated up bigger then ive ever seen it in recent months lad
lad: no doubt, the apperance by vince mcmahon himself has pissed the game off
"Time to play the game hits"
Sheldon: Not only that, but just think about the matches we are gonna see at spring breakout i mean, wow and then still to come the asylum championship match
Lad: And kash and james inside that steel cage hanging above the ring sheldon
Sheldon: What will happen next lad
STREET FIGHT
Triple h vs James Diamond
The match kicked off with james not even allowing hunter to enter the ring, james tossed the game from one side to the next, but james messed up and was sent into the ring poll, the game then used his dirty ways and grabbed a chair and went to smack james arm, but james moved it just in time, the match proceeded as the game was beating the holly hell out of diamond, but when hunter went for his face to the knee move, james blocked it and kicked the game where it doesnt count, and as the game staggered around, james jumped up and hit him with the final extinction, the fans were on there feet as james fought to move, the game was out, but then the fans errupted cuz a man rolled into the ring and as diamond got up he came running in and dropped diamond with a calf kick, it was sabu, sabu rolled out of the ring and pulled out not one, but two tables and set them on one another, then went to the top rope and came off with a springboard legdrop to diamond, then the game was up and he and sabu set diamond on the table and then sabu with no hestitation went running towards the turnbuckle, springboarded himself off into the air doing a back flip right onto diamond and crashing right through the table, chants of gse, gse, gse were heard throughout the arena, hunter then covered diamond and scored the victory
Sheldon: My god in heaven, that was insane lad
Lad: Sabu has returned sheldon, i remember seeing sabu back in the old gse days and apprently so do the fans
Sheldon: This guy is one hell of a superstar and wait a minute
Triple H: James, you want hardcore, your gonna get hardcore you son of a bitch, cuz at spring breakout, its no longer me versus zack garcia, oh no, the new match at spring breakout is me and sabu against you and whoever you wanna get to be as hardcore as you, but just remember this diamond, the game for you is over bitch (Hunters music hits as him and sabu leave)
Sheldon: My god, hunter and sabu against diamond and a partner of his choice lad, what an insane bout that will be
Lad: No doubt sheldon, and just think of who diamond could get to tag with him, there are endless possibilities here
Sheldon: Your telling me, triple h may had got the last laugh here, but at spring breakout, will he get it there too
Lad: well if that wasnt enough sheldon, as you can see the cage is lowering for our next matchup
Sheldon: fans a road has been spilled for the history of these two men, take a look
(FOOTAGE IS SHOWN OF THE DUSTIN KASH-EDDIE JAMES FUED)
"Needles By System of a Down hits"
Sheldon: And it has led us to this crazy bout lad
Lad: The funny thing is, eddie has to be in this type of match at spring breakout with eric, so eddie may wanna be careful here, cuz this could be all part of eric bischoffs plan to somehow injure eddie saint james here tonight
Sheldon: It very well could be lad
"I Will be heard by the hatebreeds hits"
Sheldon: But i dont think james cares right now, cuz hes going into this match with one thing on his mind, and that is revenge lad
Lad: Well eddies track record with kash isnt great so i wouldnt expect this one to end how eddie wants it too either
STEEL CAGE MATCH
Eddie Saint James vs Dustin Kash
Kash and eddie looked at each other then went to the middle of the ring and talked trash for a bit to each other and then began unloading on each other, the action got intense as kash began hitting eddie with alot of open right hands, toying with eddie, but that only fued eddie who caught kash with a nice swinging neckbreaker, eddie then began to build some momentum and he grabbed kash and tossed kash hard into the cage, kash bounced off hard, eddie then continued to pound away on him, but kash caught him with a low blow, then kash took his time to regroup, down came eric bischoff with something in his hand, it was a pair of handcuffs, he ran over and yelled at kash to turn around, and bischoff gave them to kash and then kash raised them in the air and smiled and turned around to receive a vicious spear by eddie saint james, bischoff was shocked and eddie saw the handcuffs and grabbed them and got kash up and drilled kash in the head with the cuffs, kash was busted open, eddie then lifted kash up and kicked him and then pulled him in and delivered the death to humanity, the fans errupted into cheers, then eddie went over to the door and opened and walked out of the cage and went over and grabbed a chair and went back into the cage, bischoff started motioning for his boys to come down and then the tron came on with triple h standing in front a door with keys and told bischoff he was sorried, but the boys were busy right now, the fans errupted as hunter told eddie that kash was all his and eddie shut the cage door and bischoff was pist and tried to get in and he got almost in and eddie turned and smacked bischoff down with a chair shot, eddie then lifted kash and handcuffed him to the cage and then just wailed on kash with the chair, shot after shot and kash was a bloody mess, eddie left kash hanging there and yelled for the cage to be taken up, the cage began to go up as kash was just danggling there as the ref called for the bell and awarded eddie the match
Sheldon: Hes alive lad, eddie saint james is more then ready for this sunday at spring breakout
Lad: And ill say this, bischoff i may have been wrong, but you better be more prepared then this
Sheldon: ill say cuz eddie saint james is now fully on the road to spring breakout
(Backstage)
Dirt Dawg: Im here now with the current asylum world champion matt van damn and matt in just a few moments your gonna be steping into the ring with a man you already defeated at when worlds collide, are you thinking its gonna be the same type of outcome
Matt: Let me set the record straight there dawg, my name is matt van damn, the best thing to ever hit the squared circle, hell i know i can take the very man who trained me in this business, but thats not what has made me who i am, i made a name for myself doing what i do best and thats kicking peoples asses and tonight if zack garcia even thinks he has a prayer in people me, he better just asked to be put on dark matches for the rest of his career, cuz im going to spring breakout and taking on dustin kash who well didnt look very healthy but non the less ill perform at my best and no one, no one will forget the name of mvd matt van damn (matt leaves as action returns at ringside)
Lad: Looks like mr mvd is thinking past zack garcia sheldon
Sheldon: Well im not matt van damn so i couldnt say but you never know lad, you just never know
Lad: I know this, we got action in the ring right now so we better start calling it
The Demon vs Angelic vs Lincoln Jensen vs Jason Wakeman
The action was everywhere in this fatal fourway battle, the demon and angelic were going at it as was lincoln and wakeman, however they all were hitting each other with everything they had but in the end it was angelic who drove jason wakeman into the mat with the bloodlust and hooked the leg for the victory
Sheldon: Looks like angelic is quite ready for spring breakout huh
Lad: Its still kinda weird not seeing angelic with the asylum championship, but maybe at spring breakout well see some kind of championship on him
Sheldon: We just might
"Garcias music hits"
Sheldon: Well we wait no more lad, cuz here comes the challenger
Lad: I hope garcia takes this punk to school
"Snap your fingers, snap your neck by dry kill logic hits"
Sheldon: listen to the ovation for the asylum champion lad
Lad: Hes not thinking about this match sheldon and it could cost him
Sheldon: Matt has been a defending champion for quite sometime know, i dont think hes looking past zack
ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Challenger.....Zack Garcia vs Champion....Matt Van Damn
Matt and zack locked up and garcia forced matt into the corner and the ref asked for a clean break and zack broke off and then slapped matt in the face and it brought a fury out of matt and garcia ran under the ropes causing the ref to back matt up, garcia came back into the match and they went to lock up again and zack poked matt in the eye and then hit him with a vicious chop block, wooooooooooos were heard around the arena, garcia then began to work on matt, but not for long as van damn fought back and when zack tried a suplex from the top rope, matt battled out and fell ontop of zack and got a two count, matt then hit a double legged drop, then came off the ropes for the rolling thunder, amtt went for the cover, but still only a two count, matt was hitting garcia with everything he had but got nothing, then after a vicious brain buster suplex, matt climbed to the top rope, the fans were on their feet and matt came off with the five star and garcia moved, matt hit hard on the mat, as matt was grasping his belly, zack came from behind and lifted matt up for the reflection of excellence, drove mvd to the mat, hooked both legs and got the three count, the fans booed and cheered as garcias music hit and the referee got the asylum championship and handed it to garcia who rose it high
Lad: See, see i told you, he was looking past garcia sheldon and it cost him
Sheldon: What is gonna happen at spring breakout now lad, it was suppost to be kash and matt van damn, now who will kash face at spring breakout
Lad: As much as i like kash, i like garcia too so i dont know sheldon
Sheldon: Fans we will see you all at spring breakout, so long everybody