AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON
Sheldon: Hello everyone, we are live here in ft collions colorado and a big rocky mountain night here, as we are set for another great night of asylum action and tonight fans in our main event, triple h, the acting general manager for the month of april will team with the asylum world champion, matt van damn and together they will be squaring off against zack garcia and the number one contender, dustin kash
Lad: Yes and tonight starts the ticking of the clock for matt to hold the asylum championship
Sheldon: Well dont get your hopes up too quick
"The BlueJay Theme hits as Ellis, Buff and lee robinson come out"
Sheldon: But right now we got the blue jay and buff stevewill coming out for some tag team action
Lad: Yes we do and the winners will face each other next week sheldon with the winner facing ray gordy at spring breakout for the middleweight championship
"Rob Ryans music hits as Ryan and Hamlin come out"
Sheldon: Its hard to pick a winner, cuz all four men are great athletes
Lad: Well for me, im pulling for the bluejay, cuz hes a great star but no one has seen it yet
Rob Ryan & Anthony Hamlin vs David Ellis & Buff Stevewill w/Lee Robinson
The four of them hit high flyin moves on each other, the match consisted of stevewill taking most of the hits and ellis went over and wipped hamlin into the rail, and then ellis tossed ryan off the turnbuckle and down, stevewill pulled ryan in for a small package, and got the three count
Lad: Ellis is a genious sheldon and now hes only one more step away from getting a shot for the middleweight championship
Sheldon: Ill give him credit, he certainly pulled that victory at the last minute
"The Glass shatters by disturbed hits as Jimmy Justice comes out to a blazing cheer"
Sheldon: And the action continues here in the asylum as former asylum champion jimmy justice comes to the ring
Lad: Former champion is right and since he left, justice lost his place in this business and now hes gonna have to prove it over again which he never did when he tried to take out the game a few months back
"Watermans music hits"
Sheldon: Im sure that still haunts justice, but the fight in him certainly isnt gone
Lad: Haunts him, hell i hope its killing him
Jimmy Justice vs Ron Waterman
Waterman entered the ring and went right after justice, but justice fought back, but waterman stayed strong and used his submission on justice to control the pace of the match, but it was john stern who came out and got watermans attention long enough and when waterman turned back around, he was justified by justice who hooked the leg for the victory
Sheldon: And just like that its over lad
Lad: Justice got help and you know it
Sheldon: All i saw was stern come down to the ring to watch, watermans the one who went over and ran his mouth
Lad: Still justice didnt score the victory, stern did
(Backstage)
Kash: I cant wait till spring breakout boss when i get my hands on matt van damn and take what eddie saint james could never take and that is the asylum cham (Enter Eddie sait James)
Bischoff: You got alot of balls coming in here like this
Eddie: I know, isnt this restriction not to attack me great, otherwise mr kash here loses his title match, anyway ya bitch, tonight i dont know if you know but your big tag match with hunter and mvd later tonight
KasH: Yea
Eddie: Im the special guest referee (Fans cheer loudly) oh its gonna be a great night isnt it
Bischoff: This is bull
Eddie: Dont worry eric, i wont forget what a special referee does, i mean i remember when you had nails ref one of my matches, wait wasnt it for the united states championship, infact it was and yes i remember, so tonight in nails memory, i will ref just like he did that night and then everyone around the world will never ever forget my phrase of (Puts head into the air and then brings it down) ASYLUM, ASYLUM, ASYLUM, these words will be the corner stone of my world, say with me eric, asylum, asylum, asylum, gosh dont you just love it (Eddie smiles and leaves) laterz bitches ahahahahaha
(BACK TO RINGSIDE)
"Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Mason Hits as Akasha leads her men to the ring"
Lad: Eddie is just loving this isnt he
Sheldon: After everything hes had to endure, yes im sure he is
"The Wakeman Foundation theme hits"
Lad: Well i dont think its been enough, bischoff needs to rock eddie at spring breakout
Sheldon: I hope your not serious
"Praise by SevenDust Hits"
Lad: Im dead serious, bischoff is gonna kill eddie saint james
Sheldon: Hahahahaha, now i know thats a joke no questions asked
Lad: Just you wait and see, bischoff will get the last laugh outa this one
Angelic & Slayer w/Akasha vs The Down Under Express vs The WakeMan Foundation
The match got underway, but midway through the match, the prophecy came down and got angelic and slayer and the four of them brawled up the ramp, meanwhile jason went for his superkick but brod blocked it and jansen nailed jason with the jansen majestic, brod hooked the leg as lincoln held off issac as the down under express scored the victory
Lad: What are the prophecy doing out there, they jipped angelic and slayer right out of the match
Sheldon: Smart Tactics wouldnt you say
Lad: I would say dumb move really, but thats just me
Sheldon: And thats why, nevermind
"Livin the Vida Loca by Juve de la Rosa hits"
Lad: If it wasnt for this guy coming out, i would ask what, but i like this guy sheldon
Sheldon: He comes out in a low rider, whats so special about him
Lad: Cant you just feel it when this guy comes out sheldon
"The Kids music hits"
Sheldon: Sorry i cant
Lad: Well ill tell, give this guy a few months and i bet your looking at the future asylum champion right there
Sheldon: Making Predictions already huh
Lad: Yes i am sheldon
"The Latino PlayBoy" Juve de la Rosa vs The Kid
The Kid started off with some quick offense on the latino playboy, but juve was able to slow the pace down after a hard backbreaker, then juve wrestled his type of match which included alot of interactions with the women at ringside, juve then finished him off with the playboy missionary for the victory
Lad: Look at this guy sheldon, an easy one two three for the latino playboy
Sheldon: Easy huh, well lets see if mr latino will do that later on in this company
Lad: Your such a sour puss
(Backstage)
Hunter: I love it saint, its just like getting sweet revenge, only no one can stop you
Saint: I know hunter, i just cant wait till spring Bre (Enter James Diamond)
James: Well hello there mr game and saint, i guess you two are quite the cozzy couple as of late
saint: Still mad cuz i took your girlfriend back in san antonio when we were both wrestling indy feds james (Fans cheer)
James: No im not, infact ive moved on, but what i cant believe is that your back here living it up like some superstar and not remember the words of our mentor
Saint: Yea and whos are mentor
James: Nails, you big dumb idiot, he created this cult of the xxxtc and your not running anywhere with it, remember the phrase its hardcore or nothin bitch, well i still live by that and thats why im here hunter, since your the bad ass making the shit run, how about you give me a hardcore match at spring breakout and ill show you what the cult of the xxxtc really is saint
Hunter: You know what, your right, ive seen what you have been doing to captain america on house shows and its time for you to move into the spot right
James: Right
Hunter: Wrong (Fans cheer)
James: What!
Hunter: Your not ready for it, but ill tell you this (james gets in hunters face)
James: Im more ready then youll ever be (Hunter gets ready to hit james and out of nowhere comes zack garcia, then james nails eddie saint james and zack grabs a chair and smacked the game across the face with it)
Zack: Its Hardcore or nothin bitch
James: And hunter, i am ready, the question is, are you (James and Zack leave)
(PROMOS ARE SHOWN FOR SPRING BREAKOUT FEATURING KASH VS MVD FOR THE ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP FOLLOWED BY A GLIMPSE AT THE NEW SERIES 2 TWF TRADING CARDS)
"Carl Johnsons music hits"
Lad: Looks like james diamond is ready to make an impact here in the asylum wouldnt you say
Sheldon: Either that or he just made the worst mistake he could possibly ever had done
"Unleashed by Salivia hits"
Sheldon: Well here comes another new comer lad, the charsmatic enigma marcus alexander
Lad: Kinda reminds me of those guys from batman returns
Sheldon: Of Batman Returns?
Lad: Yep, the ones with all that glowing makeup on
"Marcus "The Charasmitic Enigma" Alexander" vs Carl Johnson
Carl tried to use his toughness on marcus, but marcus had his speed flowing and carl just couldnt quite keep up and marcus drilled him with a nice spinning neckbreaker and then went on the top rope and finished him off with the swanton bomb, hooked the leg and the victory
Sheldon: And his deput on asylum a good one
Lad: A good one, he beat carl, who cant beat carl
Sheldon: Thats not right to say lad
Lad: But its true, you didnt think juves deput was that good
Sheldon: I most certainly did, im just not hung on the guy like you are
"Holdens music hits"
Lad: Well excuse me
Sheldon: Im not sayings its bad, i just didnt get the same push about juve like you did
"A Place for my Head hits"
Lad: Oh but i bet you like this guy
Sheldon: Rex Redford, one hell of an athlete, former asylum champion and the 2006 king of the mat, heck yea i like him, hes got alot going for him right now
Lad: Whats that, cuz since slayer defeated him for the title, i havent seen rex anywhere near the main event light since then
Rex RedFord vs Holden Powers
Holden wasnt quite sure what he had got himself into, so he dabbed a bit at redford but rex caught holden coming in with a vicious sidewalk slam, he also hit holden with a spear, ian was coming out to help, but the punisher came out to watch rexs back and before holden knew it, rex put him down with the redford driver, hooked the leg and the victory
Sheldon: Hes not out of it yet though lad
Lad: He will be as long as hes hanging around people like the punisher
Sheldon: Folks rex redford your winner, but speaking of rex redford, lets talk about spring breakout lad, cuz we were told during commercial break of some of the matches that have been signed for spring breakout
Lad: We sure were and its looking decent
Sheldon: Six man tag action, redford, tyrone and the punisher to face the abyss and the power brothers
Lad: Short and sweet, the coalition
Sheldon: Just announced after tonights actions, the prophecy will defend the tag team titles in a four corner match against the dux, the wmf and angelic and slayer
Lad: Ive got ang and slayer hands down
Sheldon: A steel cage match, if eddie saint james wins, he gets a shot at whoever the champion is, but if bischoff wins, eddie must leave the asylum
lad: bye bye eddie
Sheldon: An ultimate submissions match, ron waterman squaring off against john the boa stern
Lad: Waterman all the way
Sheldon: A Street style bar fight, jimmy justice against chris trooper
Lad: And this match is a continous of what they went through in a recent house show together
Sheldon: The asylum championship, dustin stern one on one with matt van damn
lad: And we will be seeing a new champion sheldon
Sheldon: Also just announced by general manager triple h, it will be in a no dq match, triple h one on one with zack garcia
Lad: I think garcia has got something up his sleeve for this one
"Needles by system of a down hits as kash and garcia make their way out to the ring with eric bischoff"
Sheldon: Its live and only on ppv and folks speaking of garcia and kash, here they come
Lad: And look how ready they are for hunter and mvd sheldon
"Time to play the game hits as Triple H, MVD and Eddie saint james wearing a ref shirt come out"
Sheldon: Listen to the crowd lad, its unbelieveable isnt it
Lad: I cant believe hunter sheldon, a few months ago he was the man, now hes a chump
Sheldon: You better hope he never hears you say that
MAIN EVENT : SPECIAL REF - EDDIE SAINT JAMES
MVD & Triple H vs Dustin Kash & Zack Garcia w/Eric Bischoff
Kash was kinda leary about james being in the ring and he was right cuz every time he tried something, eddie would break it up but kash and garcia gained control of the match and they maintained control for a while but the crowd got into it and mvd fought back and got hunter tagged in, hunter went nuts knocking kash and garcia down, but then bischoff got eddies attention to allow garcia to low blow the game, kash then pulled hunter in and delivered the impaler, bischoff jumped down and eddie went to count..1...2...and no, eddie stopped and smiled at kash, bischoff was on the apron and kash was having words with eddie and then slapped him, eddie smiled and then kicked kash and lifted him and drove him into the mat with the death to humanity, zack tried to get involved but the game cut him off with a spear, matt came off the top rope with the five star and connected, james got down and registered the three count as matts music hit and bischoff was beside himself at what just happpened, james raised hunters and matts hands in victory as the asylum came to a close
Sheldon: The Coalition has been stopped lad, what is bischoff gonna do now
lad: You just wait sheldon, bischoff will always get the last laugh, mark my words
Sheldon: Fans well see you all next week right here on the asylum
END SHOW!