TWF ASYLUM
Live From Valparaiso, Indiana
At the Athletic Recreation Center
LIVE ON THE USA NETWORK
AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON
Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to the asylum, what we saw at when worlds collide cant be duplicated lad
Lad: No it cant sheldon, we saw the upset of all upsets when travis wakeman and taz teaming for the first time ever and they lose to angelic and slayer
Sheldon: Not that angelic and slayer arent good, but seeing how wakeman and taz are considered two of wrestling biggest names, its certainly a shocker
"The american rock anthem hits"
Lad: Well check this out sheldon, here comes another shocker out of when worlds collide, ms and captain america upsetting axl irvin and traci brooke
SheldoN: Well you cant take anything away from the americans, but they performed at a very high level that night
"Testify by Rage Against The Machine hits"
Lad: They sure did and i heard a little rumor that ms america might be heading back to rampage or primetime to send out a match challenge
SheldoN: Well when you got momentum, you dont wanna walk away from it
Pariah Blair vs Ms America
Pariah and ms america locked up and ms america used her quickness to really maintain a step ahead of pariah blair, but when ms america went for the amerisault, pariah moved and got up and grabbed a hurt ms america and drove her to the mat with the The Mindbender, hooked the leg to score the victory
Lad: So maybe she should hold off on that challenge ya think sheldon
Sheldon: I dont know what to say
Lad: Well let me say this, if ms america is looking to make a challenge, she better win a match or two before she does it
"The Bluejay pallpark theme hits"
Lad: Now here comes someone at when worlds collide really did make a step in the right direction sheldon
Sheldon: Yes he did lad and it looks like someone is with him
"Rock me Amadaus by falcon hits"
SheldoN: But check out who hes facing tonight lad
Lad: Dont get off subject sheldon, the guy with him is the skipper
Sheldon: The who?
David Ellis w/The skipper Lee Robinson vs The Kid
Ellis locked up with the kid and exchanged blows until the kid armdragged him down, ellis got alot of heat from the crowd as the skipper tried to keep it done, but it only fueled ellis more and the kid became the victim of the blue jay drop, ellis hooked the leg and scored the victory
Lad: Now hes the first one tonight who continued his winning streak sheldon
SheldoN: This is only the second match lad
Lad: Well did ms america do, no
Sheldon: Oh wait, ellis is gonna talk
David: At when worlds collide, i squared off against a man that most people in the back said i wouldnt have a chance in hell of beating, but platoon i took the victory away from you and ever since that night, ive been getting calls from sponsors everyone who want me to endosre their stuff, but i told them that it was my first true victory here in the twf and i wanted to continue the winning streak before i endorse stuff, so im sending out a message to all the stars in the middleweight division, cuz this blue jay will be victorious and become the new middleweight champion and that is a homerun to talk about, "Ellis's music hits as he and the skipper leave"
Lad: What do you think about that sheldon, david ellis just hit a huge homerun wouldnt you say
Sheldon: I would say that its one thing to say something and another thing to prove it
"Name of the Game by Crystal Method hits"
Lad: Of course you would cuz you dont believe that david ellis is capable of doing anything here in the twf
Sheldon: Anything can happen in the twf lad, but doing it is what we are talking about
"Sweet Dreams by marilyn Mason hits as the lights go out and fire busts out of the stage"
Sheldon: This is probably the most intimadating entrance ever conducted lad
Lad: Certainly after their performance at when worlds collide, you would have to think these two are looking at tag team contendership soon
Sheldon: Eitherway, they still intimadate their opponents just by walking to the ring
Angelic & Slayer w/Akasha vs The Power Brothers
Angelic kicked off the amtch with ian attacking him right away, then he tried to out power angelic, but angelic tossed him around the ring and then sent him into the turnbuckle and over the turnbuckle, holden looked on, angelic then got ian back into the ring and leveled him with a leg drop, tagged in slayer who got ian to the turnbuckle and just started to wale on him, holden came over to stop and slayer grabbed him with the momentum and sent him off the apron and onto the barracades, the power brothers werent lookin good, but finally ian got a second wind and tagged in holden who drop kicked angelic down, the power brothers were building momentum up till redford hit the ring and attacked the power brothers to cause a dq, he didnt get long as the powers got out of there, but redford was approached by angelic and they stood toe to toe and from behind slayer came, then they double teamed redford until tyrone and carl hit the ring to chase them off
Lad: Theres redford sticking his nose in where it doesnt belong
SheldoN: Im just confused about this teaming up stuff with other superstars lately
Lad: Who knows lad, ever since eddie saint james has been getting punkd by mr bischoff, all the stars wanna join him
Sheldon: Well its a damn shame whats happen to eddie saint james, hes been robbed lately
Lad: oh cry me a river sheldon
(Backstage)
Eric: Im asking for you to reconsider this, i think its
Hunter: No ive made up my mind and for the next month while im in charge of asylum, im gonna make some changes, hey man come on in (Enter eddie saint james as the crowd errupts) hey eddie
Eddie: Whats up hunter
Hunter: Nothing just talking to our ex boss here, at least for this month and after talking with him ive decided to go with your idea for our next ppv spring breakout
Eddie: Oh yea, you really are gonna do it
Hunter: Yea, i mean you deserve it man dont you
Eddie: I think i do
Eric: Wait wait, if your talking about a shot at the asylum championship, ya cant, kash beat you at when worlds collide, your done, your finished, you are no longer a contender
Hunter: Now eric, what ever gave you the idea we were even talking about the asylum championship
Eric: Well what else would you talk about that he deserves
Eddie: You eric (fans errupt)
Eric: (Scared look on his face) What
Hunter: Oh yea, at spring breakout its gonna be my man eddie saint james against ummmmmmmm, you (mopre cheers)
Eric: No wait, you gotta be joking i mean, im not a wrestler, im the general manager, you cant do this
Hunter: You were the manager and as of right now your a official wrestler, oh and tonight your in a tag match with your so called boy dustin kash against matt van damn and zack garcia
Eric: This is
Hunter: Excuse me, you were about to say what, well how about this, since you wanna talk back, im gonna make this match with you and eddie a steel cage match, and on top of that, if eddie wins, he becomes the new number one contender to the asylum championship (fans errupt)
Eric: And if he loses
Hunter: If he loses
Eric: Yea cuz ill be back to general manager so if he loses, hes fired, gone from the asylum for good
Hunter: Eddie
Eddie: Im gonna whoop your ass you bitch (fans cheer loudly as eddie leaves)
Hunter: Looks like you got yourself a match eric, now if i were you, i would go and get ready for my match tonight cuz it should be a good one
(Bischoff Leaves)
(Shots of wrestlemania matches are shown building up the biggest night in twf history)
"Studify by disturbed hits"
Lad: Looks like bischoff's in for a hell of ride at spring breakout huh
Sheldon: I dont know lad, bischoffs got his coalition with him, so its hard to say what eddie would be able to do there
"The Rock version of the american anthem hits"
Lad: Im actually surprised you said that sheldon
Sheldon: Not that i want too, but you gotta focus on everything that bischoff is about
James Diamond vs Captain America
Lad: Just like ms america, captain america loses, but yet at when worlds collide they beat axl irvin, what is wrong with that picture
SheldoN: James diamond is a tremedous athlete lad, so captain america losing isnt a total shock, now if it was against someone like lets say david ellis or johnny lang, then yes i would be shocked
Lad: Are you saying they suck then
Sheldon: No im not meaning that lad
Lad: Yes you are, you are saying that
Sheldon: NO its not like that
Lad: Curtain Jerkers huh, i agree sheldon
"ONe step closer by linkin park hits"
Sheldon: They are not lad, i didnt mean it like that
Lad: How exactly did you mean it then sheldon
"Watermans theme hits"
Sheldon: I was trying to say
Lad: That they suck and deserve to be called curtain jerkers
Sheldon: Will you be serious for a second
Ron WaterMan vs The Punisher
Sheldon: What is wrong with that man lad, doesnt he realize he cost waterman the match
Lad: Ive talked with the boa a couple of days ago and he reported that hes sick of being overlooked and his lost to jason oliver at when worlds collide was a fluke and wants to prove just how good he really is
Sheldon: Well did that right there show anything
Lad: It certainly did sheldon
Sheldon: how
Lad: Showed that hes not backing down from anything or anyone
Sheldon: I see
(*SHOTS OF NEW COMER MARCUS ALEXANDER ARE SHOWN PROMOTING HIS DEPUT SOON*)
"The Abyss's music hits"
Sheldon: We are back folks and up next is the hardcore championship match and let me say this, eddies got new friends joinging him and its turning into a nightmare for the coalition at this point
Lad: Yea but look at the abyss, this guy is certainly ready to hold the hardcore title
"What you know about that" by T.I. hits"
Sheldon: Yes but tyrone has been successful in defending that title too
Lad: Yea but at when worlds collide he got his ass whooped up on didnt he
Sheldon: Im not gonna say another word
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Sheldon: And with no help, zorilla retains the hardcore championship lad
Lad: Yea ill give it to him sheldon, he certainly proved that he just might have what it takes to be something good here
Sheldon: Its weird to see how good they get after a few months huh lad
Lad: Yea they grow into something, for most of them, while others fade out of memory
(Backstage)
MVD: Hey are you sure your alright to do this man, i tried to call you all weekend after our match
Zack: Just been thinking matt thats all, nothing serious
MVD: Well man, dont worry, youll get to the top, i mean hell you won the 2006 royal bash, no telling what the rest of the year holds for you
Zack: Yea, your right, why am i so worried, i didnt even think i would make it this far and now look at me
MVD: Thats the spirit, now lets go whoop some coalition ass
Zack: You said it
(Commerical Break is shown of the twf mall and the new Scary Movie 4 now in theaters)
"Needles" By System of a Down hits"
Sheldon: And we are back fans for our main event and it looks like garcia and mvd might be on the same page
Lad: Well i believe zacks still holding it in that he lost, but it could happen i guess
"Snap your fingers, snap your neck hits"
Sheldon: It anything can happen in the twf lad, as we saw at when worlds collide, that was a perfect example cuz everyone thought eddie saint james would come out on top but thanks to those two men right there, they have drained eddie of everything hes about and now at spring breakout, its put up or shut up for eddie saint james
Lad: And that my friends is a damn fact, lol, ive always wanted to say that
Main Event
Sheldon: What is up with garcia, what was that for
Lad: I think hes had enough sheldon
Sheldon: Folks we will see you all next week here in the asylum, so long everybody
In a tremedous bout between the two, it was captain america who climbed the top turnbuckle and came off with the 450 splash, only to have diamond move and then as america clitched his arm in pain, diamond slapped on the crossface and america has nothing left but to tap out for the pain was too much
The strength of the punisher was alot for waterman to go after, so he used his ground tactics to keep the big man contained, but it was the punisher lookin to put away the former hardcore champion but just then john the boa stern hit the ring and attacked the punisher causing a dq from the ref, stern was stomping away on the punisher, but waterman came over and asked john what he was doing, stern said something and waterman was frustrated but it looked like stern calmed waterman down, then as waterman was about to leave, stern latched onto waterman with the boa wrap around, waterman was fighting it but had no where to and passed out as stern released him and his music hit
Challenger.....The Abyss vs Tyrone Zorilla
The abyss came in early for the attack as tyrone moved around to keep away from the monster, but tyrone became the victim of some serious chair shots to the head and the abyss wouldnt quit, but it was tyrone who reversed the black hole slam and drove the abyss into the mat, tyrone then used the chair to his advantage and drove the monster abyss into the mat with the shotgun onto the chair to put the abyss away and retain the hardcore championship
MVD & Zack Garcia vs Dustin Kash & Eric Bischoff
Garcia kicked the match off against kash and it was a simple back and fourth brawl, but then kash was running low and tagged in bischoff who was in there against van damn and van damn was easy at first and bischoff grew a set of balls and slapped matt across the face, matt grabbed and tossed bischoff into the corner and unleashed a fury onto him, then slammed him to the matt and came off the ropes with rolling thunder, tagged in garcia who came in and lifted bischoff up and slapped him around and then tossed him to tag in kash, then worked on kash and was setting him up for his finisher and went he went for it, kash reversed it and then kicked him and drove him to the mat, kash was feeling it and matt quickly ran in and pulled zack over, kash saw this and got over just a bit too late as matt tagged himself in, matt came in on fire and was tearing it up that he poked the ref in the eyes, garcia was up and matt continued to fly and then bumped into garcia, and then matt was setting up to finish kash off and bischoff came from behind and low blowed matt, then a look came over garcia and he came over and grabbed matt and drove him to the mat with the reflection of excellence, and rolled out of the ring, kash was moving and drapped his arm over matt as the ref could see and registered the three count, kash's music hit as the fans booed as garcia looked back at what he did and just smirked as bischoff was helped out by kash as the asylum came to a close