AFTER ALL THE COPYRIGHT INFO, FOOTAGE OF PAST ASYLUM EVENTS ARE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY SHOTS OF THE DIFFERENT ASYLUM SUPERSTARS AND PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND IS "STEP UP" BY DROWNING POOL.....THEN THE TV COMES ON AND FIREWORKS ERRUPT ALL OVER THE ASYLUM STAGE AND DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE TWF LOGO APPEARS JUST ABOVE THE ASYLUM LOGO IN THE BOTTOM PART OF THE TV AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF ASYLUM COME ON

Sheldon: Hello hello hello everyone and welcome back to the all new twf asylum, im sheldon ellers and along side me is the one and only lad and tonight lad we kick off the return of the king of the mat tournment

Lad: Your darn right we do, just look at the bracket sheldon

Sheldon: All this fans plus our main event tonight, after what happened at the last ppv that wasnt televised, it was slayer who got the three count in that triple threat matchup against chris devue and the game and the game is furious cuz he said that he was knocked out by angelics chair shot

Lad: I agree with the game, he was robbed

Sheldon: So after all that fans, it will be one on one right here tonight the game triple h squaring off against slayer

Lad: And the game is gonna work him

[Zacks Theme comes on]

Sheldon: We are gonna kick off some king of the mat tournment matches as zack garcia makes his way to the ring

Lad: This guy worked his butt off during the asylum tryouts for final roster i heard

Sheldon: Not alot known about this man but if the scouts liked him hes gotta be worth something

[Spencers Theme Hits]

Sheldon: Now here comes a man who loves to get the crowd hoppin

Lad: A future twf rising star right there sheldon, its only a matter of time before he hits rampage or primetime

Sheldon: A huge track history follows this man but never did hit the big spotlight

Lad: He will give him time

{King of the Mat Tournment}
A Knights Tale
"The Sexy boy" Pat Spencer vs Zack Garcia

Garcia entered the match and had spencer going for a while, hitting the sack attack from a powerbomb postition, but it wasnt enough as later in the match spencer caught garcia with the blackout for the victory

Howard Short: Here is your winner, Pat Spencer {Spencers theme hits}

Lad: Told you sheldon, im going on a lim here but im picking pat spencer as the 2005 king of the mat

Sheldon: This early

Lad: Yes, this early

[Backstage]

Sandy Katt: Standing by with me at this time is general manager michael pellington and i understand you have some information for everyone

Pellington: Yes i do sandy, after last months ppv victory over mike smith, rampage superstar money mike is no longer apart of the asylum roster as his contract expired and since he felt that there wasnt anyone eligable to beat him he has reliquished the united states title, so what that means is that the second runner up in the king of the mat tournment will become the new number one contender for the us title and then will face the winner of the us open tournment that will be held next month

Sandy: Wow so not only is everyone fighting for a championship match, they actually can battle to come in second to get a crack at the us title

Pellington: That is very correc...

[Enter Jamie Golden]

jamie: Excuse me did i hear you correctly, there is gonna be a us title tournment right after the king of the mat

Pellington: That is correct sir

Jamie: Good cuz theres nothing more golden then for the golden boy jamie golden to get some gold around my waist, i just wanna say to everyone, look out cuz a golden era is about to begin

[Jamie leaves]

Sandy: Ok

Pellington: Look sandy i cant be held responsiable for idiots backstage, but i can gurantee you that whoever should win this tournment is gonna.... uhhhh

Sandy: Ahhhhhhhhhh

[Pellington gets laid out]

Jamie: Idiots you say pellington, idiots, well we will just have to see about that one

Sheldon: Man this guy is serious

{Commercial Break of 4 Brothers now Playing}

[Footage was shown of what happened right before break]

Lad: Hey this kid comes from a much hard hitting company then we are

Sheldon: We stuff like that doesnt need to happen

["Its Raining Men" Hits]

Lad: Neither does this music, ah geez i hate these guys

Sheldon: Former tag team champions johnny lang and rico suave

Lad: They need help bad sheldon, look at them, gross

[Hamlins music hits]

Sheldon: Next matchup we got for you guys is tag team action

Lad: Yea with a team that has some potential and the other team thats just ughhhhh, its horriable to even think about

Sexual Pleasure vs Anthony Hamlin & Dragoun

Hamlin and Dragoun used alot of their high flyin moves to keep the former tag team champions off balance, but it was lang and rico who drilled dragoun with the full pleasure for the victory

Howard: Here are your winners Sexual Pleasure [Its Raining men hits]

Lad: Gosh that close sheldon that close

Sheldon: Well lad just not enough as lang and rico pick up a nice victory

Narrator: And now the rampage rebound brought to you by skittles, taste the rainbow

[ Rosey then launched Cruz into the air and somehow, Jamal caught him and turned it into a Samoan drop which got them the 3 count

Lawler: "Look at that J.R., a little bit of revenge for Jamal and Rosey"!

J.R.: "Well this is like day and night. Matt Cruz was on top of the world at Anarchy Rulz but something, something is definitely getting the best of him right now"!]

AS ASYLUM RETURNED....TRIPLE H WAS SHOWN ENTERING THE AMERICAN AIRLINE ARENA

["Dracula by Rob Zombie Hits"]

Sheldon: Well lad the rematch from day of reckoning

Lad: That was probably one of the best matches on that card too sheldon, it sure was bloody

["Thug Supastar by Cypress Hill"]

Sheldon: Bloody isnt the word, it was a massacure [shots are shown] but it was the insane bastard picking up the win

Lad: It sure was and if taz isnt careful tonight, its gonna be the same result

{King of the Mat Tournment}
A Knights Tale
Taz vs The Insane Bastard

This was yet another great encounter between the two of these guys as the bastard was just tossing taz round and round and working him good, but the bastard prolonged the match and it allowed taz to find an opening and slap on the tazmission to the bastard who fell to the ground and referee dick johnson raised his hands three times and the bell sounded

Howard: Here is your winner, Tazzzzzz ["Thug supastar hit"]

Sheldon: One to one lad, taz tied it

Lad: He got lucky, the bastard was already worn out from his victory at day of reckoning

Sheldon: None the less taz picks up the victory and now he faces the winner of next weeks match between scott callous and horace the freak

Lad: Well im already calling it now sheldon, callous in a sweep

[Backstage]

Voice: Its been almost six months since the world has seen me and after my world tour im ready to return to my beginnings and reintroduce you people to the word. The one word that has made sense since my career began on asylum and next week on asylum i return to asylum to enter the king of the mat tournment cuz lets face it, if someones gonna win it should be a name that people will remember forever [removes his hood] Ross Oun!
{Screen fades out as ROSS OUN RETURNS NEXT WEEK TO ASYLUM appears}

[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Monster in Law coming to DVD and PSP Tuesday

[Devues music hits]

Lad: You know i saw that movie sheldon

Sheldon: You did how was it

Lad: Sucked! I thought jennifer lopez was gonna get naked in it and she didnt

["Jungle Theme hits"]

Sheldon: Well sorry to hear that lad

Lad: Look at mbota, after kicking the crap out of pellington at day of reckoning look at what he gets

Sheldon: I think he deserves it dont you

{King of the Mat Tournment}
A Knights Tale
Mbota vs "Mr Wonderful" Christopher Devue

Devue tried to match power with mbota but was unsuccessful through the match and that led to the devastation finisher of mbotas tiger bomb that scored him the victory

Howard: Here is your winner, Mbota ["Jungle theme hits"]

Sheldon: And just like day of reckoning, mbota again is successful

Lad: Yea lets see how good he is at king of the mat against pat spencer

Sheldon: Well with that victory, we now know who the first three superstars are that will go onto the next round of the king of the mat tournment

Lad: yea but we still got some good matches still to come sheldon

Sheldon: Just remember who you picked earlier in the night to win it all too

Lad: I remember, i picked pat spencer, the sexy boy

{BACKSTAGE}

Jamie: Who the hell is this ross oun, this guy is ridiculous if he thinks hes gonna return and beat me

Angelic: Ive heard hes good though

Jamie: [Smirks] Yea well who asked [Turns around] yo...oh i uh, whooa big fella [fans cheer loudly]

Angelic: Beat It

Jamie: No sweat [Jamie takes off]

Angelic: Rookies

[Back to ringside]

Lad: Angelic cant do that sheldon

Sheldon: He can do whatever he wants lad

["Time to play the Game Hits"]

Lad: Just wait, one day someone will do that to angelic and then lets see how he likes it

Sheldon: When that day comes lad we might be dead

["Theme of Phantom of the Opera hits"]

Sheldon: This is probably one of the most intimadating entrances on asylum right now lad

Lad: Your telling me

Slayer vs "The Game" Triple H

As slayer entered the ring the game was all over him, stomping and punching away, but slayer fought back and drilled the game with the crucifix to hell but couldnt capaitalized thanks to triple h wearing slayer out too, but with a low blow that the ref was unaware of, the game pulled slayer in and drilled him with the pedigree, hooked the leg and scored the victory

Lad: I told you sheldon, i told you the game would kick his butt

Howard: Here is your winner, Triple H

[Backstage Angelic is shown looking at the tv screen watching triple h celebrate]

Lad: Come on sheldon say it, the game is the man right

Sheldon: Well let me just end it with theres always next week lad.

....End of show....