*A short clip of the superstars are shown as Havoc comes on*
Jason Stanyer: Hello and welcome to saturday night havoc, im your host jason stanyer and along side me is the lad from the main show asylum, and lad what an honor is will be working next to you
Lad: I Hope so
Howard Short: The following contest is set for one fall "Just Look at Me Hits", From Denver, Colorado, weighting 236 pounds, Buff Stevewill
Jason: What do you know about this guy lad
Howard: And his opponent "Unleashed by Saliva hits", from Arlington texas, weighting 257 pounds, he is the asylum middleweight champion, The Charsmatic Enigma Marcus Alexander
Lad: A Hole bunch jason, i mean look at what kind of package he has already, what would you think
Buff Stevewill defeated Marcus in 6:32 with the Blockbuster
Jason: Nice matchup to kick off our new show huh
Lad: Well personally i dont see why anyone would think marcus could beat stevewill
Jason: Huh, i guess i couldnt either (Confused Look on face)
Howard: Our Next contest is sceduled for one fall "What you know about that by TI hits", Representing the Cult of the XXXTC, from Brooklyn New York, weighting 117 pounds, Ms Lomota Cloron
Lad: Are you saying you though marcus could beat buff
Howard: An her opponent "Wake me up by Evanesance hits", and from Sydney Australia, weighting 122 pounds, The former two time womens champion, akasha
JasoN; no im just trying to get things going with us and your not making it easy
lad: Yea, sheldon could tell you that
Lomota defeated Akasha in 3:14 with her foot on the rope for extra leveage on the pin
Jason: Smooth victory there for that little lady
Lad: For it being her first match, id say theres more about lomota then just watching her stand there
Jason: Well lad, this past week in the asylum, it was said that lomota offered mr norton her room key
Howard: Our next contest is sceduled for one fall "A theme came on", from South Korea, weighting 215 pounds, accompanied by Christopher Nowinski, Kaz
Lad: Yes and the Idiot that Mr Norton is sometimes spit on her and tossed the key back at her
Jason: Well what would you had done
Howard: And his opponent "'Livin The Vida Loca' by Juve de la Rosa hits", from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, weighting 190 pounds, He is the Latino Playboy, Juve de la Rosa
Lad: I would of went
Kaz defeated Juve in 7:11 with The Wakizashi
Jason: Looks like things didnt go very well for juve did they lad
Lad: No and since hes come into conflict with Nowinskis crew, things havent gone very well for him since then
Howard: This is our main event making their way to the ring "The Wakeman theme hits" from greeley colorado, at a total combined weight of 419 pounds, They are Jason and Issac, the Wakeman Foundation
Jason: Now ive heard that these guys havent peaked yet
Lad: Im sure it just takes a while to find your groove sometimes
Howard: And their opponents "In Too Far by Acceptance hits", First from Buffalo New York weighting 162 pounds, anthony hamlin and his tag team partner from Hartford Connecticut, he is becomng to be known as the one man show, he is PJ Cash
Lad: It doesnt matter though, cuz i have a feeling the wakeman might just find their peak against these two morons
The Wakeman Foundation defeated Cash and hamlin in 10:43 after Issac hit hit hamlin with his superkick
Lad: What did i tell you
Jason: Folks, we hope you have enjoyed the first edition of saturday night havoc, well see you all next week after vendetta, so long everybody