
"nWo music Hits"
Norton: Alright last week it seemed like some things got out of hand, like what blade did to richard ramsley, completely out of hand, the crap with the cult and the devils advocates also got out of hand, but im out here this week to fix it all, becuz i just had a talk with christopher and weve come up with some ideas for caged wars, first off this bitter rivary between the advocates and the cult is crap becuz quite frankly neither group is that great, if we are gonna define great, it would have to be the nwo, we have the power, we got the stars and we got style, so at caged wars its gonna be a put up or break up match pitting 2 members from the cult, 2 from the advocates and 2 members of the nwo, in which im putting the greatest tag team ever to assemble in the asylum and im talking about generation x, the kid and ray gordy who rightfully should be the asylum tag team champions and the team that gets pinned in this one will break up for good, also concerning the world title match, im making a decision right now and the winner of tonights match will face blade at caged wars for the asylum championship, but dont worry thats not all here tonight becuz it seems that "Koas's music hits", just what the hell are you doing
Koas: Norton, im sick to death of you ducking me, im sick to death of you thinking you can take things away from me, im back here in the asylum for one reason and that is to prove that im the very best in the business
Norton: Is that so, well last time i checked the last guy who thought he was good got canned from the twf and he thought he was the best too,
Koas: Im not looking to get cut, im looking for my shot at the championship, the championship match that has always rightfully belonged to me but it got taken from me
Norton: A championship match huh
Koas: Thats right
Norton: You know what koas, your absolutely right, you do deserve a championship match so how about this, at locked up it will be mbota vs chris koas vs the gatekeeper for the hardcore championship (Fans cheer and boo)
Koas: No no, thats not
Norton: And tonight we are gonna see how well you guys work together cuz tonight the three of you will square off against the devils advocates right here tonight in a six man tag (fans cheer) now if thats not hot i dont know what is
Koas: You know thats not what i was talking about
NOrton: Well its what im giving you so enjoy it oh and chris, next time think about what your doing before you interrupt me against or i will bury your ass into this earth and allow it to never see light again "nWo Theme hits"
BILL CUTTING VS BLAZE VS HENTAI
Cutting and Hentai worked a bit together to get blaze out of the ring and then turned on each other. Fighting to stay in this match blaze hit an amazing flip over the ropes and landing on both cutting and hentai, but in the end, it was cutting who hit hentai with the H Bomb for the victory
NON TITLE MATCH
THE DEMON & DYLAN LEE VS THE WAKEMAN FOUNDATION
The tag champs were distant in this match as j rok and crackbooger were at ringside commentating with sheldon ellers, but the wakemans continued to fight but the fight finally gave as the demon caught issac in a vicious powerslam, jason came in for the save and dylan lee caught him right in the face, then they set issac up in a demilition type finisher as the demon came off the ropes with a legdrop across issac, dylan hooked the leg and they scored the pinfall
(Lad Comes out)
Lad: Alright things heating up here on defiance, at this time please welcome the general manager christopher nowinski
(Chris comes out to some serious boos)
Lad: Chris ive been told that you have some news for us
Chris: Thats right lad, ya see i was in the back just now coming out of a very difficult meeting and after finding out what i did, we have decided on some things, now i know earlier tonight mr norton came out here and announced a huge triple threat hardcore title match at locked up but as of right now that much wont be taking place (fans boo loudly) hold on hold on please, and the reason is becuz at locked up we are gonna have a brutal match that will involve the hardcore championship and the asylum championship being unified and the winner of this match will be the new asylum champion
Lad: Why is this chris
Chris: Doesnt matter why, its just the way it is, also at locked up in another unification match, buff stevewill will head one on one with james diamond, the winner of that match will be our new middleweight champion
Lad: If you dont mind me asking sir, who will be in the main event then
Chris: We are calling this match the chamber lockdown, the six participants in this match are as follows, the winner of tonights championship match between cj lethal and richard ramsley, mbota, the hardcore champion the gatekeeper, chris koas and the winner of this next match as it will pit james diamond against blade, the winner of that match will advance leaving one spot open for whoever wants to step it up here tonight, now if you dont mind, i do have important matters to attend too
(Chris walks backstage)
MANCHILD & REX REDFORD VS THE RUSSIANS
The match started off with manchild taking it to noose and tagging nicely in and out with redford, but in a shocking turn of events noose finally gained the upper hand only to reach for the tag and vladmir jumped off the apron and left noose all alone, noose was distracted by this and turned into a massive spear by manchild and then redford lifting noose up and driving him hard into the mat with the redford driver, hooked the leg and scored the pinfall
NON TITLE MATCH
JAMES DIAMOND VS BLADE
Diamond came out to tremedous cheers, but buff stevewill decided to grace the announce table with his presence which played for a nice distraction to diamond, but the champion that he is stayed focused and handled the match nicely, but as he was looking for the extinction, buff ran over and grabbed his leg, causing diamond to jump off focus and when he turned back around he fell victim to the slicer, as blade hooked the leg and the pinfall
(Buff climbed into the ring and lifted diamond up and climbed to the top rope and came off and drove diamond into the mat with the blockbuster and then grabbed a microphone)
Buff: All you people out there listen up and listen good becuz at locked up it is my day, thats right, i have waited oh so long for you idiots to reconize greatness and now here is my chance as this will be the final shot you will have at locked up after i put this fake imatation of a champion down for the three count
(Buffs music hits as he raises the us title and the middleweight title high in the air)
(The trons behind him come on as the lights dim as mr norton is shown)
Norton: So now we are having meetings and not letting me know about huh chris
Chris: Its not like that
Norton: Shut up, just shut the hell up, i brought you in here and i can take you out, but ill tell you what you guys wanna change locked up, fine we can change it, we can change it alot becuz now that triple threat stable match is still on but not for generation x and you wanna know why, becuz at locked up we are gonna have a fatal fourway elimanation tag team title match, thats right, no longer just the wakemans and those two freaks from the circus, oh no, now its generation x along with the demon and dylan lee, but thats leaves the cult against the devils advocates and we wouldnt want to disappoint anyone, so how about we make their match a no dq match (Fans errupt) thats right, anything goes and we will uncensor it to the fullest, so everyone can see just how nasty those four inmates can get, hows that chris, is that better
Chris: Sir i didnt
Norton: Get out of my office, now
(Chris leaves as norton starts to chuckle)
MBOTA/KOAS/GATEKEEPER VS THE DEVILS ADVOCATES
This was a hard match to watch as the mbota, koas and gatekeeper didnt want to work together as it showed cuz the gatekeeper just stood at commentary and watched mbota and koas fight off the entire advocates which didnt look like much of a problem until the gatekeeper leveled koas with a right boot, this brought mbota to attack the gatekeeper as the fight went into the stands and then they rolled koas back into the ring as sgt corral drove koas down with the bullet to the head, hooked the leg and scored the victory
ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
CHALLENGER....RICHARD RAMSLEY VS CJ LETHAL
Lethal was out there waiting for ramsley but he never showed, instead the trons came on showing ramsley laid out with the yard boss chuckling over him, back in the ring the entire devils advocates attacked lethal from behind, the dockland destroyer and the bonecollector were stomping away on lethal, then sgt corral came down with two steel chairs and barbwire and rolled into the ring and wrapped the barbwire around the chairs as the dockland destroyer lifted lethal up and powerbombed him right on the chairs, the bonecollecter came off the top turnbuckle with a splash as corral pulled out a microphone
Corral: Idiots in attendance, please be adviced right now as the era of lethal is over and may i present to you the final man in the chamber lockdown match and that man is the dockland destroyer
(Fans were booing but then cheering as manchild and redford hit the rings with bats and advocates split out of the ring avoiding the encounter and leaving with a smile as definance came to a close)