DARK MATCHES

Richard Ramsley defeated Johnny Lang with the flatliner for the victory

Kaz Defeated Dark LunarFlame with the Wakizashi

"AS THE ACTION GOES LIVE ON PPV, THE SHOT COMES INTO MONEY MIKE ATTACKING CAPTAIN AMERICA, YELLING AND SLAMMING HIM ALL AROUND THE LOCKERROOM, MIKE GRABBED A CHAIR AND SMACKED AMERICA ACROSS THE HEAD AND THEN BEGAN TO TALK"

Money Mike: You like wearing a mask with a star, huh (kicks him) listen to me you no good son of a bitch, i will rid the twf of all masks that have a star on it, there is no starman, there is only (LIFTS AMERICA UP AND DRIVES HIM THROUGH A TABLE WITH THE MONEY PIT) there is only you jason oliver, and this will be you, ill see you (ENTER JJ RAMPLIN)

Ramplin: Mike, Mike, whats up with this man

Money Mike: You wanna know whats up, first ive carried the horsemen name, ive done everything ive said i would do all the way down to beating joe corey at wrestlemania, becoming a world champion, going undefeated for over ten months, but do you think it was good enough for starman, no wait, there is no starman, its jason oliver, how do you think i felt trying to cover for carney all these months, losing week after week, how do you think i felt covering for jason oliver, week after week until finally he bloomed and become a somebody, just like i knew he would and then he got cocky, just like joe corey, and i kicked corey out, but i didnt see it coming from oliver, i saw potential, i saw fame, i saw a rookie becoming a god damn legend, but no, he wants it all too fast, well thats fine by me

Ramplin: So what about the horsemen

Money Mike: Ramplin, understand this, when i got you in from smokey mountain, i didnt expect this to happen, but the horsemen are no more man, jason oliver killed the horsemen, carney killed the horsemen, ramplin you killed the horsemen, and as far as our match tonight, your on your own, cuz im not a horsemen anymore, i am money mike, the element of surprise, the man who will show the world why they shouldnt fuck with me (MIKE LEAVES AS THE SHOT FADES OUT)

NARRATOR: There comes a time in every life when a man must do what he must do

Melina: "Yeah whatever, did you need something"?

DeLa Rosa: "Well we've got TitanMania coming up and I've challenged Mr. World champion Travis Wakeman to a match. But I want you to think about something. I want you to think about what it would be like to be with one of your own kind, a rela Latino, someone who would appreciate every inch of you.

Narrator: When he must live up to the challenges that stand before him

Shelton: My God PJ Cash and Captain America have just upset angelic and slayer

Narrator: Yes these are the times that define you, but these are the times that decide who you really are

A FIFTEEN MAN BATTLE ROYAL TO CROWN A NEW INTERBRAND CHAMPION, JUST LOOK AT THOSE WHO ARE WORTHY (shots of all fifteen men are shown)

NARRATOR: Is it your time

And now Asylum and TWF Entertainment present

Las Vegas, Nevada
Ceasars Palace

*FIREWORKS EXPLODE OVER THE STAGE AS Switchfoot Dare You To Move PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND CEASARS PALACE IN LAS VEGAS NEVADA*

Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to an exciting night of asylum and twf entertainment, we are in the middle of a war zone here as this past week anarchy rulz blew up the stage and delivered yet more surprises for twf fans around the world and before our show kicked off, yes fans youve heard it, money mike claims that the horsemen are no more and blames the entire group including who we now know is starman, jason oliver and has left the arena and told jj ramplin he was on his own, so twf officials have changed the match to a singles match, it will now be jj ramplin against eddie saint james but what about what money mike did to captain america lad

Lad: Well its unfortunet for captain america who is sceduled to be here tonight, but he was taken to a hospital here in las vegas and will not

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HITS AS THE FANS ERRUPT BUT TO THEIR SURPRISE IT IS NOT RIC FLAIR, IT IS THE NEW NATURE BOY AXL IRVIN ALONG SIDE HIM IS THE LOVELY MISS TRACIE WHO IS WEARING A SHORT BLACK MINI SKIRT AND A WHITE SHIRT AND A LOVELY GOLD NECKLACE AS AXL IS WEARING HIS OWN NATURE BOY ROBE"

Sheldon: What in the world is this lad

Lad: This sheldon is the new nature boy

Sheldon: I know that, but whats he doing out here, his match was cancelled

Lad: I dont know sheldon why dont you ask him

Irvin: Woooooooo (fans boo) my my it is so great to be here in las vegas, ya know, i was in the back and i was told that captain america wasnt gonna be able to make our match and so they said axl your not gonna be wrestling tonight and i said hey, its not my fault that he got hurt, im here, i made it, so i told them they werent cancelling, that it should only be right that i be allowed to walk that aisle, style and profile and get my hand raised becuz of a countout, so ref, start the count, cuz im feeling lucky

Ref: 1....2....3....4....5...6....7....8..9..."AMERICAS MUSIC HIT BUT THE CAPTAIN DIDNT COME OUT, THEN THE FANS ERRUPTED AS OUT OF THE CROWD CAME RIC FLAIR, HE ROLLED INTO THE RING AND ATTACKED AXL FROM BEHIND, THE CHOPS TO THE CHEST, THEN SENT AXL TO THE ROPES AND CHOPPED HIM DOWN AGAIN, AXL ROLLED OUT TO TRACI AS RIC FLAIR DANCES AROUND THE RING, COMING OFF THE ROPES AND ELBOWING THE MAT AND TELLING AXL TO COME BACK IN FOR MORE, AXL WANTED NO PART AND SO RIC GOT A MIC

RIC: Ya wanna know something las vegas (FANS ERRUPT IN CHEERS) tonight the nature boy came here for one reason and that was to get me a piece of that piece of trash right there, axl you haha my friend were something special, ya got everything it takes to be a winner, but with that little slut right there next to ya, your never gonna be great, your never gonnna be special, your never gonna be a nature boy (fans errupt) cuz lets face it, theres only one real nature boy and your looking at him and at meltdown axl, im gonna whoop your ass within an inch of your life and teach you the meaning of just what my name means woooooooooooo

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HITS AS THE FANS CONTINUE TO CHEER AS AXL AND TRACI LEAVE THE RINGSIDE AREA"

....BACKSTAGE.....

Sandy Katt: (fans cheer as the shot shows jordan rockwell) Im standing here with truly a remarkable man and that is the franchise jordan rockwell and jordan let me just say that it is an honor to be getting this chance to speak with you tonight

Jordan: Easy Sandy, we are live on ppv now girl

Sandy: Now before i ask you about your opponent tonight, i wanna ask you about someone else, joe corey

Jordan: One word comes to mind sandy, idiot

Sandy: Why so

jordan: Trying to yet make a name for himself in the business, he comes after the franchise, and that if you ask alot of people isnt the smartest thing to do

Sandy: So then what do you think about your opponent here tonight

Jordan: Former king of cable and now the million dollar champion, let me just ask you sandy, do you think he stands a chance (rockwell then kisses her on the cheek and leaves as sandy just stands in ah

....Back to ringside.....

"One of a kind hits"

Sheldon: Looks like sandy just got franchised if you will

Lad: If you would stop drueling over that guy, jordan rockwell may be the franchise of primetime, but joe corey is the showstopper of rampage and at meltdown when they finally meet, i believe the show is over for jordan rockwell

"In Too Far" by Acceptance hits

Sheldon: Well here comes a man that would love nothing more then to capture a victory here tonight against rob van damn and get noticed quickly by twf officials

Lad: PJ Cash holds a victory over angelic and slayer, two former champions if you will, former tag team champions, now can he do it right here tonight against rob van damn

ASYLUM....PJ Cash vs Rampage....Rob Van Damn
Cash and rob locked up and the quickness that van damn used was way more then cash was ready for, van damn hit rolling thunder and caught cash with a spinning heel kick, but cash tried to build some momentum in the match but a back suplex was reversed into a push to the ropes and belly to belly suplex, van damn then signaled for it and came off the top rope with the five star frog splash, hooked the leg and scored the victory
"ONE OF A KIND HITS"

Lad: Looks like cash just hit a flaw in his ongoing cash flow huh

Sheldon: Thats what you have to understand when to come to these interbrand ppvs, youve got to bring it all, cuz your fighting not only top twf superstars, your fighting for a chance in the twf

Lad: Looks like cash is back to the bottom wouldnt you say

Sheldon: A man like cash, no i wouldnt

Lad: You wouldnt make him start fresh after embarrasing you like that

Sheldon: It didnt effect me any

"BOMBSHELL BY POWERMAN 5000 HITS"

Sheldon: Listen to the ovation lad, its probably the best tag team in history that the twf has

Lad: In your eyes, but that defeat to the orient express two weeks ago, im not so sure anymore

"Nature of the Beast by Twisted Sister hit"

Lad: But here come the asylum world tag team champions

Sheldon: The one team that in the history of the asylum could never win the tag team titles and now you cant get them off of em

ASYLUM....THE ASYLUM WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....THE PROPHECY VS PRIMETIME....BAHUMUT & STRIFE
The demon and strife locked up first and the two big guys struggled into the corner to see who would gain the upper hand, but neither would give, they releases as the fans errupted into cheers, they locked up again and this time the power of strife sent the demon into the corner, strife followed in but was back elbowed, the demon exploded out of the corner with a clothesline, then brought in the arc angel who caught strife with a dropkick, then waiting for him to get up, came running in and strife caught him and slammed him to the mat with a sidewalk slam, tagged in bahumut and the fans cheered as bahumut came in and began stomping away on the arc angel, however bahumut and strife tried to keep the momentum going but couldnt and finally all four men were in the ring, and the ref didnt know who to watch but then the demon out of nowhere hit strife with the enscription, the arc angel caught bahumut with a boot to the face as the referee registered the three count
"NATURE OF THE BEAST HIT"

Sheldon: They did it lad, they have defeated one of the greatest tag teams of all time

Lad: Yes they have, but the question remains, was it a victory that the twf officials have finally noticed to bring them up

Sheldon: None the less lad, a hard fought victory for the asylum tag team champions right here tonight at titanmania

lad: No doubt

...Backstage...

Dirt Dawg: (fans errupt as jason oliver is shown and oliver is holding the starman mask and he has the biggest smile on his face) Jason before we go any further, let me just say this, money mike is no longer here and you seem to be in the happiest mood ive ever seen you in

Jason: Your damn right i am, you know how long i have waited to smack that son of a bitch in the face, too long, he always talk about tradition, he always talked about power, he always talked about greatness, but too bad he never followed them himself, ya see mike, you cant disband the horsemen, we disbanded long before this, i was sick and tired of being held down, overshadowed by you, and now poor ramplin now has to face eddie saint james in a one on one match cuz you cant seem to wanna stay here and then you beat up on a poor defenseless man like captain america who now couldnt wrestle tonight cuz of your selflessness, but thats not gonna stop me and carney, oh no, cuz tonight we arent representing the horsemen, tonight we represent ourselves, and mike you keep in mind in the back of your head, that captain america isnt me, he isnt what your wanting, he isnt what you desire, ask yourself this question for once mike, how does it feel to be the hunted and not the huntee, cuz come sooner or later, i will get you and im gonna beat the living shit out of you, why, cuz your never more then a hoax, a joke mike, and a lousy leader for that matter, so take a good look mike, cuz im for real and you are mine (Oliver leaves the shot)

OGDEN PUTS HIM DOWN...2...3..ITS OVER OGDEN WINS...NO WAIT MONEY PIT....STARMAN I KNOW YOUR HERE, NOW COME GET YOUR MONEY....HE DOESNT WANT YOUR MONEY...OLIVER JUST SOCKED MONEY MIKE...OLIVER IS STARMAN....WAKEMAN AGAINST OCTANE, THIS IS WHAT THE FANS VOTED TO SEE...WAKEMANS FOOT IS ON THE ROPES....YES...YES...HE DID IT...OCTANE IS THE NEW TWF CHAMPION....THE REPLAY THIS TUEDAY...ANARCHY RULZ

"Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden Hits

Sheldon: Well it seems that jason oliver isnt hiding from money mike, hes infact looking for mike himself

Lad: Thats either stupid or just plain dumb sheldon

"No Leaf Clover" by Metallica hits

Sheldon: Why

Lad: Any person who has risen against money mike has fallen and do you really think jason oliver has a shot in hell

Sheldon: As a matter of fact, i do

Rampage....JJ "The Ram" Rampin vs Primetime....Eddie Saint James w/Monica
Eddie and the ram locked up and eddie tried to send the ram into the corner, but ramplin reversed it and then followed eddie in with a clothesline, then came off the ropes with a vicious spear to eddie, ramplin quickly went for the cover, but only got a two count, monica was cheering eddie on but ramplin slapped on a side headlock, but eddie fought out and got up and lifted ramplin up into a back suplex, eddie regained his strength and then began to stomp on ramplin, sending him into the turnbuckle, then eddie came off the ropes with a knee lift sending ramplin down, eddie was gaining momentum and applied a leg lock to ramplin, but jj fought out of it, eddie stayed on top of him, but ramplin soon gained control back when eddie came off the top and ramplin caught him and drove him to the mat with a powerslam, hooked the leg....1..2...and eddie just got his shoulder up, ramplin was then setting up for the rams horn but monica grabbed his leg, the ref yelled at her and while yelling, eddie had a chair that monica put out for him and he cracked ramplin across the head, and tossed it out of the ring, then while staggering, eddie lifted the ram up and drove him to the mat with the death to humanity, the ref turned and registered the three count giving eddie saint james the victory
"NO LEAF CLOVER HIT"

Lad: You remember when these two were here in the asylum

Sheldon: Yes i do lad

Lad: I dont ever remember eddie looking so good

Sheldon: It hasnt been that long ago lad

Lad: Sure feels like it

....Parking Lot....

PJ CASH IS SHOWN LEAVING AND GETTING INTO A BLACK LIMOSINE WITH DOLLAR SIGNS ON THE SIDE OF THE LIMO

FOR CENTURIES DARKNESS HAS RULED THE LANDS...NOTHING COULD CONTROL....UNTIL NOW...PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE DAY OF RECKONING

"AINT NO STOPPIN ME HITS"

Sheldon: The next time we will be on ppv fans is the day of reckoning and lets just say that tonight certainly is a day of reckoning so far

Lad: You make things seem so gloomy

Sheldon: Well for some here tonight it has been gloomy lad

"BACK IN BLACK BY ACDC HITS"

Sheldon: My god listen to the ovation lad

Lad: I cant hear ya, what did you say

Sheldon: I said listen to the ovation

Rampage....The Million Dollar Champion....Shelton Benjamin vs Primetime...."The Franchise" Jordan Rockwell
Shelton didnt waste time and went right after the franchise hitting him with chops, sent him to the ropes and jordan ducked a clothesline and turned and kicked shelton and drove him to the mat with a ddt, shelton tried to get back on the offense, but rockwell was just so focused and then when shelton wasnt ready, rockwell dropped him with the rock smasher, hooked the leg to score the victory
"Back in Black hit"

Sheldon: Was that an actual match or a warm up for jordan rockwell

Lad: Dont get cocky like rockwell does, shelton just had an off day thats all

Sheldon: This is the time to shine though not to have an off day

...Backstage....

Sandy: Im standing by (FANS BOO LOUDLY) with the latino playboy and juve tonight is your chance to not only face travis wakeman but should you win, make an instant impact, what are your thoughts

Juve: First mame, i see you and me later on sweeting to some serious heat, but first and foremost is travis wakeman and his beauty melina, now i know melina right now is lusting over me as we speak and being modest about it, but have no fear cuz ive come here tonight not only to defeat travis wakeman but to take the lovely miss melina, sweep her off her feet and back to my hotel where we can do things the playboy way

Sandy: What about me though

Juve: Sandy the latino playboy has all the love in the world, i can take both of you (kisses sandy on the hand and heads to the ring)

.....Back to ringside.....

"make Way by Method man hits"

Sheldon: And here he comes lad, the former twf champion on his way to the ring and he doesnt doesnt look at all happy

Lad: Ive heard that travis is furious that the ref didnt see his foot on the rope

Sheldon: Well if i was juve i would watch it in this one

"Livin the Vida Loca by Himself hits"

lad: The latino Playboy doesnt watch it, hes gonna take the fight to wakeman easily, watch

Sheldon: Well hes in the ring and hes starting to blow kisses at melina and watch out, wakeman wasting no time on juve and here we go fans

Rampage....Travis Wakeman w/melina vs Asylum....The United States Champion..."The Latino Playboy" Juve De La Rosa
Wakeman was all over juve, hitting him with forearms from every which way, juve tried to build a bit of momentum, but the techinical magician was having none of it, hitting juve with everything in his gamebook, slapping juve around, juve caught wakeman at one point with a sidewalk slam, but that didnt stop wakeman as he put the latino playboy down with the royal flush, then hooked the leg and scored the victory, after the bell though, wakeman continued to stomp away on the latino playboy as the ref was yelling at wakeman to stop, then he placed juve in the round table as juve was slammin his hand down, tapping out very badly as the ref was trying to get wakeman to release the hold, finally melina came over and kinda pulled wakeman who kinda shrugged her off as well as make way hit again as wakeman left still furous

Lad: I didnt think he was ever gonna release the hold

Sheldon: Wakeman is still completely pist off and you can certainly tell by his actions here tonight

Lad: Thats an under statement sheldon

....Backstage.....

ANGELIC AND SLAYER WERE SHOWN GETTING READY TO HEAD TOWARDS THE RING AND THEY STOPPED AT THE SITE OF A BRIEFCASE, AKASHA WENT AND OPENED IT AND WAS SHOCKED TO FIND TONS OF MONEY, BUT THERE WAS A NOTE, SHE READ IT AND SMILED AND THEN HANDED IT TO ANGELIC AND SLAYER WHO BOTH READ IT, THEY CRUMBLED THE PAPER UP AND TOLD AKASHA TO STICK IT IN THEIR BAGS, ANGELIC AND SLAYER THEN LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND SMILED AGAIN AND THEN HEADED TOWARDS RINGSIDE

...BACK TO RINGSIDE....

Lad: What do you think the note said sheldon

Sheldon: I dont know but from the sound of it, it was alot of money

"Mind Set" by Mercy Drive hits

Sheldon: Well here come two former members of the horsemen lad

lad: Thats right, becuz of jason oliver, the horsemen were disassembled

"Sweet Dreams by marliyn mason hits"

Sheldon: It wasnt cuz of jason oliver, quit pointing the finger, you dont even call anything on rampage so how would you know

"Needles" by System of a Down hits

Lad: I know becuz i have inside resources

Sheldon: You dont know sqat so just quit trying to talk like you actually know whats going on cuz you know nothing

Lad: I know your a lousy commentor, thats a fact i know

Rampage...Carney & jason Oliver vs Asylum...Angelic & Slayer w/Akasha vs Primetime...The Blood Brothers
The match kicked off with all six men just attacking each other, but the blood brothers wasted no time in the matter and quickly got out the chairs and a bunch of weapons and began to use them, however carney saw an opening and flew over the top rope onto the blood brothers, angelic and slayer both were attacking jason oliver until carney came over and got into the middle of it to help his partner out, however dustin kash got up and started to pound away on jason oliver, as ohaire and slayer got into it, but it was angelic who caught jason oliver coming in with a clothesline and ducked and kicked him and lifted him up and drove him on the ground with the bloodlust, dustin kash came over looking to hit slayer and slayer moved and kash drilled carney, then kash turned around and was caught in the face by a big boot from slayer, then slayer proceeded to lift carney up and drove him into the ground with the crucifix to hell, angelic was standing over jason oliver as slayer hooked carneys leg and scored the victory

Lad: The carnage that these two leave after a match is intense sheldon

Sheldon: Yes but look at how they won, they only focused on jason oliver and carney, why

Lad: Well ohaire and kash really didnt pose a threat like carney and oliver did

Sheldon: Something is up lad and i think you know it

lad: Nothing is up, your just being stupid

Sheldon: Fans coming up next, is a fifteen man battle royal for a new championship that the twf is issuing, its called the interbrand championship, and basically its a title that can only be defended at interbrand ppvs, only members of the twf main roster or development territories can go for it

Lad: Sounds interesting to me

Sheldon: It should be a good one lad, so lets head back down to the ring to find out whos kicking us off

RED ALERT: I lost the fucking paper that had all the stuff for the battle royal, i remmber a few things but not all of it, so i will put down what i remember and will contact travis for the rest of it, i think i threw the paper away, so bare with me and im truly sorry for this crap

JAMES DIAMOND WAS THE FIRST TO BE ELIMANATED BY TYRONE ZORILLA
TYRONE ZORILLA ELIMANATED : MATT CRUZ - MAX OGDEN - JAMES DIAMOND....WAS ONE OF THE FINAL 3 IN THE RING, BUT HE WAS ELIMANATED BY JOHNNY HAZARD
REX REDFORD -?????
BILL CUTTING- ?????
MCKENSIE ROSE - ????
MATT CRUZ WAS ELIMANATED BY TYRONE ZORILLA
TAYLOR MADE - ?????
JOE COREY ELIMANATED CJ LETHAL - BUT HE WAS ELIMANATED BY JOHNNY HAZARD...WAS ONE OF THE FINAL 3 AND ONE OF THE FINAL TWO IN THE RING
CHRIS PLATOON - ?????
MARCUS ALEXANDER - ?????
PHOENIX - ?????
CJ LETHAL WAS ELIMANATED BY JOE COREY
CHOAS WOLF - ?????
MAX OGDEN NEVER ELIMANATED ANYONE....ENTERED THE RING AND WAS QUICKLY ELIMANATED BY TYRONE ZORILLA
JOHNNY HAZARD ELIMANATED TYRONE ZORILLA AND ELIMANATED JOE COREY TO WIN THE BATTLE ROYAL AND BECOME THE NEW INTERBRAND CHAMPION

Sheldon: My god its johnny hazard folks, he is the new interbrand champion, what a moment for him

Lad: And to say the least, he elimanated the show joe corey to do it too, what does this say about corey

Sheldon: Folks we hope you have enjoyed titanmania, well see you all on the next asylum, so long everybody.