Troy The Terrible vs Super Crazy
Troy was there to make a noticable deput to twf officials and it started quickly by locking up with crazy and slamming crazy down to the mat, but the quickness of crazy caught troy off guard and it was crazy who finished troy off with a small package to pick up the victory

The GateKeeper vs The BoogeyMan
The Monster gatekeeper was just blown away by the appearance of the boogeyman but he took the figure to the boogeyman and got him in the corner and delivered some stiff knees to the gut, but the boogeyman fired back on the gatekeeper and slammed him down hard with a powerslam, and as the gatekeeper was coming in with a big boot and boogeyman ducked and then grabbed the gatekeeper and slammed him down with the sitdown powerbomb, and scored the pinfall

Chris Smith vs Bill Cutting
Smith who just joined the twf asylum was looking to make a quick impact and took on cutting who was lately hating alot of legends of the wrestling business and he took the match to chris smith and smacked him around a bit but smith didnt like cuttings attitude and quickly took cutting down with a nice swinging neckbreaker, and as cutting was looking for the finish, smith pulled out with a small package to score the pinfall

(AS THE STANDS CONTINUED TO FILL, THE RING CREW GOT SET TO KICK OFF STARRCADE AS A PACKAGE FOR STARRCADE WAS SHOWN....SHOTS OF ASYLUM SUPERSTARS WERE SHOWN FOLLOWED BY RAMPAGE AND PRIMETIME GUYS AND THEN VIDEO OF BISCHOFF STATING THAT SMOKEY MOUNTAIN COULDNT MAKE IT AND DEGRADED THEM)

Narrator: And now twf entertainment in association with the asylum presents starrcade

....FIREWORKS EXPLODE ON THE STAGE THAT HAS A BIG STAR AND A TRON ON IT AND THE ENTRANCE WAY AND ON THE SIDE IT HAS BANNERS THAT READ STARRCADE....

Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to starrcade, im sheldon ellers along with the lad and we are pumped up for tonights event arent we lad

Lad: Im still in shock over code red sheldon, never in a million years would i ever thought id see money mike and travis wakeman at wrestlemania

Sheldon: Certainly a big moment at the end of code red for all fans who enjoy twf action buts lets get down to the ring for our opening contest

"It wasnt Me by Shaggy" hits

Howard Short: The following contest is an added bonus match here at starrcade, making his way to the ring, from harlem new york, weighting 238 pounds Blaze

Sheldon: Blaze making his ppv deput here tonight at starrcade and from what ive heard on the road, this kid has been hitting the right spots for the victories

Lad: Well hes a master of this karate stuff so he might have something to offer

"THIS FIRE BURNS" BY KILLSWITCH hits

Howard : And his opponent from chicago illinois, weighting 222 pounds, cm punk

Lad: Man blaze is gonna have his work cut out for him in this one huh

Sheldon: No doubt cm punk a major impact player on primetime, this one should be a good one

CM Punk vs Blaze
Punk was looking for a clean hand shake and instead he got three kicks, one to the leg, one to the gut and one to the face that knocked punk down, blaze continued by locking punk in a what seemed like a sunset flip but he rolled around the ring in the hold and then stopped and looked for a quick victory but punk kicked out, blaze followed up by getting punk in the corner and unleashing more kicks to the gut and then as punk was coming out of the corner, he nailed him with the flaming kick, fans thought it was over but punk kicked out at two and a half, blaze came in to continue but punk pushed him away and as blaze came back punk got up and dropkicked him and then came off the ropes with a wizard kick to the head, punk then tried to slow things down again but blaze kicked off of punk and caught him with a spinning heel kick, blaze then waited for him to get up and caught punk yet again with the flaming kick, hooked the leg...1...2...and no, punk put his foot on the rope, blaze couldnt believe it, he got punk up and punk hit him in the gut and then kicked him and pulled him in and delivered a piledriver to blaze, that slowed him down a bit as punk tried to regain his strength, then punk lifted blaze up and sent him to the corner and came in with a running knee into the gut that knocked the wind out of blaze, punk then still recovering went in for the cover, but blaze pulled him down into another move with his legs crossed and rolled around the ring some more and then stopped for the pin and again only a two and a half, blaze didnt know what to do as he stood there for a bit and punk took advantage and grabbed his legs and flipped over into a pin and scored the victory..."This fire burns hits"

Sheldon: Out of nowhere cm punk picks up the victory

Lad: Yea, i dont know how punk lastly that long against blaze, i mean he took two flaming kicks to the head and still stayed in and then just caught blaze kinda sleeping for a second and picked up the victory sheldon

Sheldon: Certainly one hell of a deput for blaze as he really did a number on cm punk but none the less a loss is a loss and against someone like cm punk you just cant walk away like you lost to a rookie

(backstage)

Dirt Dawg: Ladies and Gentlemen the middleweight champion marcus alexander

Marcus: Whats going on dawg

Dawg: Not much, but later tonight marcus you face the reigning king of cable champion jason oliver and after what we saw at code red, youd have to think jason oliver isnt gonna be one hundred percent

Marcus: No your right, you would have to think oliver isnt at his best, but none the less im not gonna over look the king of cable champion becuz at anytime letting your guard down against someone like this could result in a loss and i just cant (Enter Dark Lunarflame)

Dark Lunar: Tonight marcus i wanted to wish you the best of luck cuz i dont need it in my match against taylor made, cuz just like you, hes just a joke and after i win tonight

Marcus: A joke huh, is that why im the reigning middleweight champion and your chasing me

Dark Lunar: Oh im not chasing, i will become the middleweight champion sooner or later marcus, just remember your nothing special around here, your just a man whos been lucky thus far and when i finally step into the ring with you mr charsmatic enigma i will show everyone want theres a dark lunar falling on the asylum, cuz i will be the new middleweight champion and you can count on that (dark lunar walks away as marcus looks furious)

(BACK TO RINGSIDE)

"ButterMilk Biscuits by sir mix alot hits

Howard: The following contest is sceduled for one fall, from miami florida, weighting 179 pounds, the kid

Lad: I like dark lunars new attitude sheldon, its gives him character now

Sheldon: Yea well he needs to make sure he doesnt over do it just in case he cant deliver

"Loose" by Eminem hits

Howard: And his opponent, from parts unknown weighing 160 pounds carney

Lad: Carney a recently former horsemen has been in almost every major group in the twf

Sheldon: Well hes well liked

Lad: Yea but hes got a win and loss record like a damn jobber would

Carney vs The Kid
Carney and the kid locked up and the kid with a quick arm drag took carney by surprise, they locked up again but carney kneed the kid and sent him to the ropes and caught him with a knee to the gut, carney tried a leg drop and the kid moved and the kid then came off the ropes with a dropkick right to carney, the kid was building a bit of momentum and was looking to end it quickly with the buttermelt but carney got out of it with a nice ddt and drove the kid down, hooked the leg but only got a two count, carney got back on the attack keeping the kid at bay but a quick go behind and the kid used a schoolboy and got a two and a half the crowd was in ah, but carney was quick to recover and turned the kid inside out with a nice clothesline, carney then waited and was looking for the carney bomb, but it didnt work as the kid slipped out and pulled carney down for another schoolboy..1...2..and no, again carney kicked, carney looked to get back and the kick drop kicked him to the outside, the kid then tried to over do carney and got to the top of the turnbuckle and flew off to nothing as carney moved, carney rolled the kid in and lifted him up and drove him to the mat with the C-Drive, hooked the leg and registered the three count..."Loose hit"

Sheldon: Unbelievable effort by the kid none the less wouldnt you agree lad

Lad: Yea the kid tried to show a bit for the officials backstage but carney isnt trying to show anything except how good he is

Sheldon: Another victory for the stars of primetime and rampage as we send you guys backstage with sandy

(BACKSTAGE)

Sandy: Ladies and gentlemen Shane Bentley and the gatekeeper

Shane: Hello sandy, and by the way its ladies and gentlemen the us champion, not just shane bentley

Sandy: Im sorry

Shane: You should be, ya see thats whats wrong with people, no manners, no intelligence and thats what my opponent tonight doesnt have either, ya know something cash it was one thing for us to watch you go and move on, thats fine cuz i know ill be following soon enough, but to see you go out there and talk about how your a self made millionaire is a joke and why is a joke, cuz you couldnt make anything except the amount of losses you have, your a jobber, a loser and compared to me, shane bentley, your just a bat boy

Sandy: Well shane tonight pj cash has challenged you to a rematch from your last match on the asylum in a no dq matchup

Shane: No dq, do you know why he did that, its cuz he knows he cant beat me one on one, hes needs weapons, but thats fine, cuz i got a weapon for him, and hes called the gatekeeper, cuz thats right the gatekeeper is my boy and tonight we will show the entire world in just a few shorts moments why shane bentley is the future and pj cash is a self made jack ass

Sandy: Shane is on his way, back to you guys

(BACK TO RINGSIDE)

"Defy You" by Offspring hit

Howard: The following contest is a no disqualfication match sceduled for one fall, introducing first from hartford connecticut, weighting 237 pounds, the self made millinaire pj cash

Sheldon: Looks like the kid is growing up lad

Lad: He hasnt been gone that long sheldon but seeing that he actually made it makes me well a little happy but none the less shane bentley is gonna destroy him

"Victim by eighteen visions hits"

Howard: And his opponent, accompanied by the gatekeeper, from battlecreek michigan, weighting 230 pounds, he is the reigning asylum united states champion, shane bentley

Sheldon: With the roll that the stars of rampage and primetime are on, i dont thing its gonna stop here

Lad: Shanes already beat him, so shane doesnt have to beat cash, cash has to beat shane to avenge that lose before he left

NO DISQUALFICATION
Shane Bentley w/The GateKeeper vs PJ Cash
As cash tried to enter the ring, the gatekeeper distracted him as shane went for the early attack and cash moved as bentley went for a dropkicked and landed on the ropes as cash began to stomp away on the us champion, he got bentley into the turnbuckle and just began unloading on the champ by sending him into the turnbuckle and cash came to follow in and bentley moved and then kicked cash right in the gut and then jumped on the ropes and kicked cash in the face, cash went down and shane followed up by grabing both of cashs legs and jumped throught the legs and to the front with a leg drop, hooked the leg but only two, shane wasted no time and came off the ropes with a rolling thunder, followed by a cover but only two, shane began to slow it down a bit and then came off the ropes with a spinning heel kick, shane was looking good as he was telling the fans it was over soon, but cash didnt back off as shane miscalculated a move and cash kicked bentley in the gut and was looking for something and bentley reversed it and slipped his arms through and lifted cash up and drove him to the mat with the vertabreaker, hooked the leg and the ref registered the three count, the gatekeeper grabbed the us title and got shane out and the two of them left with smiles as cash was still down...."Victim hit"

Lad: What do you say now sheldon, there lyes the self made millinaire and there stands the us champion

Sheldon: I will say this, shane bentley certainly blew by cash once again and showed tremedous skills for the officials in the back

Lad: Skills or not sheldon, shane bentley has got what it takes to be the next call up from the asylum mark my words

Sheldon: Well thats certainly a possible proclamation but right now hes still our us champion

Money Mike : one hundred thousand to back out on our match tonight and save yourself some dignity man because let's face it, do you really think facing me tonight and losing for the third time will do anything for your career..... Ogden recovered and rather than chase him, Ogden got a second wind and went up one of the other ladders. Ogden actually beat Mike up and was about to sit in the throne, but Mike got up and kicked the throne, nearly tipping it over. Stephanie and Candice looked on in horror as the men battled 15 feet in the air. Ogden threw a right hand but Mike caught him in position for the "Money Pit". Ogden was able to get away with a knee to the groin and he came at Mike only to be backdropped off the platform right into the sound equipment below! Sparks flew as Ogden landed and the fans couldn't believe it as Mike peered down at Ogden, who was motionless. Mike then sat in the throne to become the victor

"Captain Americas theme hits"

Howard: The following contest is a mix gender tag match and its sceduled for one fall, making their way to the ring at a total combine weight of 210 pounds, from milwaukee wisconsin, captain america and ashley k

Lad: I thought ashley was gonna come out in her old america uniform but i guess not

Sheldon: Those days i think are over for the former twf womens champion

"No Leaf Clover" by Metallica hits

Howard: And their opponents, from columbus ohio at a total combine weight of 390 pounds, monica and eddie saint james

Sheldon: Its been quite the time since we saw the saint lad

Lad: He was my favorite at one time in the asylum and then he turned to the fans and lost almost everything, but i see him from time to time on primetime and i think hes doing just fine

Sheldon: He made it to the finals of the king of the ring last year and continues to rise in the ranks of primetime

MIXED GENDER TAG
Eddie Saint James & Monica vs Captain America & Ashley K
Eddie and the captain kicked the match off and it was looking promising as these two tied up and the captain took him to the corner and was looking for a clean break and as he backed up eddie exploded out of the corner with a clothesline, the fans booed as eddie just smiled, then eddie lifted the captain and tossed him to the corner and began hitting him with chops left and right, then just pushed him to the mat and came off the ropes with a leg drop across the back of the captains neck, monica was loving it as ashley kinda stood there with no reaction at all, the captain was tossed to his corner and ashley looked a bit disgusted but then tagged the captain in and eddie brought in monica and the two began to tangle and away they went pulling hair and ripping at each other as the brawl spilled to the floor with neither lady really getting an upper hand, meanwhile eddie not wanting to just stand there went over and pulled the captain back into the ring, the captain was hurt and eddie took his time and lifted him up against the ropes and came off the other ropes looking for a boot but the captain caught him with a superkick that rocked eddie, but the captain grabbed him and tossed him over the ropes, monica and ashley were on the other side still brawling, and then suddenly the captain came running and flipped over to nail eddie and eddie moved as the captain landed a bit on his feet but the momentum sent him hard into the barracade, monica rolled ashley in and she looked possed, eddie was getting up and the fans were just booing him as the ref was trying to get eddie over to his corner, meanwhile monica was under the ring and pulled out a chair and rolled into the ring and as ashley got up she nailed ashley with it and the ref happened to turn and see it and called for the bell as the saint looked at monica in shocked and monica knew she messed up, but ashley rolled out of the ring to the floor and as she got up, her music hit and she smiled her way up the ramp as the saint rolled in and was questioning monica about what she did and looked pist, captain was getting up as the saint rolled to the outside and tossed the captain into the ring and then got in and tossed him to the ropes and drilled him with a spear that he calls end time, eddies music hit as monica was trying to settle eddie down but eddie wanted no part of it as they left

Sheldon: We need to get captain america some help down here and fast cuz this is awful lad, just awful

Lad: Your damn right it was awful, the saint and monica had a very easy win here until monica went over the deep end and used that chair when she didnt even need too

Sheldon: A she devil to say the least lad, well folks coming up next, toughman rules as matt cruz coming off a huge victory at code red faces off against cj lethal, heres a look at what happen at code red

Umaga dropped the chair and shoved Liddell across the ring! Liddell got up in the face of Umaga, who was yelling something in his native tongue. Liddell yelled something back and Umaga struck him with a thrust to the throat but Liddell fired back with a nasty roundhouse to the head that dropped the three hundred and fifty pounder with ease! Cruz then grabbed the chair and smashed it over the head of Umaga, knocking him right back down. The crowd was going nuts as Liddell began to count but at the count of 8, Umaga got up. Cruz again smashed the chair over his head, putting a very noticeable dent into it. Umaga was split open as Liddell began to count one more time. Unbelievably, Umaga was up again, but he clearly didn't know where he was. Cruz took one more swing with the chair but Umaga moved and grabbed him by the throat. Cruz dropped the chair but was able to knee Umaga in the crotch before pulling him down, right onto the chair with a wicked DDT. Cruz got up and Estrada had both hands on his head as Liddell again administered a count. The crowd counted along in unison and this time, Umaga could not answer it. The bell sounded and Liddell raised the hand of Matt Cruz!

"Kurt angles theme hit as angle made his way to the ring but didnt get in and joined the lad and sheldon at ringside"

Sheldon: Kurt angle here at starrcade

Lad: This is too much man

Kurt: Thats right, the first time the asylum ever had an olympic gold medalist on the show i bet

"The next episode by dr dre hit"

Howard: The following contest is a toughman rulzs match and is sceduled for one fall, entering the ring first, from denver colorado weighting 265 pounds, matt cruz

Lad: I cant believe you challenged this guy at wrestlemania kurt

Kurt: Well like i said at code red, all i ever hear is how great matt cruz is and it makes me sick and i just wanna shut these idiots up about him

Sheldon: Well i have to admit his victory over umaga was huge for him to say the least

"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits

Howard: His opponent, from houston texas, weighting 300 pounds, cj lethal

Lad: Well admit what you want sheldon at wrestlemania hes gonna face the great kurt angle

Kurt: Your damn right and im gonna break him in two

TOUGHMAN RULES
Matt Cruz vs CJ Lethal
Cruz and lethal locked up and lethal used his strength and tossed cruz across the ring, but cruz came back and lethal was looking to kick him but cruz ducked and dropkicked lethal in the leg and was looking to chop him down and came off the ropes with a dropkick to the head, cruz rolled outside and reached under the ring and pulled out a chair and rolled in and was looking to hit lethal but lethal got up and leveled him with a kick to the head, the chair fell as lethal picked it up and was looking to hit cruz but crz kicked him off not once but twice and got up but lethal came back to hit him and cruz moved again and began to kick him hoping that the chair would fall but it didnt and lethal caught cruz with a kick and then he smacked cruz over the head with the chair, the ref began to count, but lethal broke it up and sent cruz to the outside, then lethal followed as cruz was trying to get away and cruz got up against the ring post and lethal went ot hit him but cruz moved and lethal hit the ring post with the chair and then cruz kicked lethal and pulled the chair away and cracked lethal over the head with it, the again hit him and grabbed lethal and pulled down hard running his head into the ring steps, the crowd was loving it as cruz went under the ring again and pulled out a barbwire bat and as lethal was gaining strength, cruz hit lethal hard in the back with it and then grabbed lethal in a headlock and was running the wire back and fourth across the head, cruz let go as lethal grabbed his face in pain and fell to the floor as the ref began to count..1....2..3...4...5...6...7...8..9....no lethal was up and cruz had a chair in hand and came over and was gonna hit lethal and lethal moved and cruz turned and got kicked, lethal grabbed the chair out of cruz's hand and cracked cruz across the head, and again and then threw the chair to the floor and as it seemed cruz might fall, lethal grabbed him and drove him into the chair with a ddt, putting him out, the ref began to count..1...2...3..4...5...6..7....8...9....and 10.....cruz was out and lethal scored the victory as control hit and the ref raised lethals hand

Sheldon: And now the asylum superstars have taken control of starrcade finally with this victory, but what a victory it was as cj lethal was tested to the fullest against matt cruz, cruz i didnt think was gonna give up

Kurt: Ive gotta say, lethal was the best in this one, he did everything right as cruz didnt

Lad: Neither did i, i thought he was taking this one against lethal but did you notice that he lost tonight the same way he beat umaga at the ppv, but angle is also right, if cruz wanted this victory he should had tried harder

Kurt: Excuse me (Kurt puts the headset down)

Sheldon: What is angle doing now

lad: Probably getting a better look

(AS LETHAL LEFT, ANGLE LEFT THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND GOT INTO CRUZ'S FACE YELLING AT HIM THAT HE SUCKED AND TO QUIT AND NOT TAKE THIS MATCH AGAINST HIM AND SUDDENLY CRUZ JUST TACKLED ANGLE AND THE FIGHT WAS ON AS THEY ROLLED AROUND, CRUZ RAKED ANGLES EYES AS HE WENT AND GRABBED A CHAIR AS STAFF AND REFS CAME TO BREAK IT UP AND AS THEY FINALLY THOUGHT IT WAS CALM, CRUZ WENT NAILED ANGLE WITH A CHAIR, NOT ONCE BUT TWICE AS THE PLACE ERRUPTED AND ANGLE FELL DOWN AS REFS AND THEM GOT CRUZ FINALLY OUT OF THERE AS LET THEM GO FROM THE FANS BROKE OUT)

Sheldon: Matt Cruz may have lost here at starrcade but hes leaving starrcade happy as can be now after what he just did to his opponent at wrestlemania

Lad: But did cruz just mark himself a dead man cuz you know when angle retallys, its gonna be even worse

(BACKSTAGE)

Dawg: Cj Lethal i just wanna get your thoughts on your victory over a man like matt cruz

Lethal: My comment about cruz, hes a tuff son of a bitch but not tuff enough against me, im moving forward as i hope the boys in the back here liked what they saw cuz i would dominate the tough man division, but as of right now i saying this, im gunning for a world title shot and i dont care who i have to go through to get there, ill be (enter troy) just what the hell are you looking at

Troy the Terrible: Im looking at a man who thinks that size matters, well when it comes to me it does

Lethal: Yea thats what super crazy thought after he beat your ass earlier tonight huh

Troy: You got jokes thats good, cuz thats whats gonna get your teeth knocked down your throat

Lethal: Anytime big guy, anytime (Troy walks away as lethal was gonna continue talking and troy smacked lethal with a chair across the back and then tossed him into a door and lethal went down hard)

Troy: How about now ahahahahaha

(Back to ringside)

"Place for My Head" by Linkin Park hits

Howard: The following contest is the first ever roles reversed match and its sceduled for one fall, making his way first from bangor maine weighting 295 pounds Rex Redford

Lad: Who the hell is this troy the terrible

Sheldon: He just signed with us not to long along

Lad: Ive never seen him

"Ambition as a Rider by Tupac hits"

Howard: And his opponent, from brooklyn new york, weighting 287 pounds tyrone zorilla

Lad: Well heres another native of the great state of new york

Sheldon: Yea but i dont think brooklyn is like new york

Lad: Well i dont see how new york is like brooklyn then

Sheldon: What?

FIRST EVER ROLES REVERSED MATCH
Tyrone Zorilla vs Rex Redford
This was a very tuff match for both as one man was fighting to stay on rampage and the other was fighting to get onto rampage and they locked up and redford used his upper body strength and got tyrone to the corner and gave a clean break, they locked up again and redford drove his knee hard into zorilla and then came off the ropes with a big boot right to the head knocking zorilla down, rex went for the early pin but got a one and a half, then got up and tossed zorilla into the corner and dug his boot into zorillas throat, then released it and went running at the ropes and was looking for a boot again and zorilla moved as rex got hung up on the ropes and zorilla then dropkicked the big man to the floor and then zorilla tried something hes never tried and went running and jumped over the ropes and onto rex on the floor but rex moved and zorilla hit hard, rex tossed zorilla into the guard rail and then tossed him back into the ring and pulled zorilla in and lifted him and zorilla pulled back and went for a clothesline but rex ducked and zorilla walked right into a sidewalk slam, rex hooked the leg but only got a two count, then rex waited and when zorilla got up he pulled zorilla in for the redford driver and drove him to the mat, hooking the leg...1..2...and no, zorilla put his foot on the rope, redford was pist and arguing with the ref, then turned his attention back to zorilla who used the chance for a small package, 1...2...no, redford was out again, redford got up and quickly went for a clothesline but zorilla ducked and it was redford who walked into the shotgun, the fans exploded as the ref counted...1...2....and...no, redford was out again, zorilla didnt know what else to do as the two continued to battle and it was redford who was looking to put the match to an end and set up zorilla for what looked like the redford driver, but zorilla fought out of it and pulled redford down in a school boy, grabbed the bottom rope as the ref registered the three count and zorilla shocked everybody by winning the first ever roles reversed match and just stamped his ticket as the newest member of the rampage roster...."Ambition as a rider hit"

Sheldon: My god, tyrone zorilla is going to rampage lad

Lad: He sure is and he just robbed redford out of his job

Sheldon: Just like we always say, anything can happen at anytime and it just happened

Lad: Yes it did and now zorilla is walking the halls of rampage and redford is returning back to his original origin

(Backstage)

Sandy: Standing with me at this time is James Diamond and james you still dont know

James: Im not caring about who i have to face tonight sandy cuz my mind is set on these two idiots sebastian x and jeremy dart talking trash about the asylum and acting like they are (enter bischoff)

Eric: James, please please dont worry about smokey mountain, they couldnt even make tonights event cuz well they arent ready for this kind of level of entertainment, but you james are, your ready for this level and tonight you will go one on one with one of the twf's biggest legends, and should you win tonight, at the royal bash i will give you a world title shot

Sandy: Who is he facing eric

Eric: His name is legend, his skills are remarkable and your task is to defeat the legendary Bahumut (fans are in ahhhh)

Sheldon: My god bahumut this is nuts

Eric: Good luck james

James: Good luck, lets just hope bahumuts ready for me, im gonna go get ready for this one

(BACK TO RINGSIDE BUT AS "SUPERSTAR" BY SALIVA HIT, THE CROWD WAS BROUGHT TO THEIR FEET AS TWO SMW NEWLY SIGNED SUPERSTARS WERE WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS AS IT WAS JEREMY AND SEBASTIAN X)

Sheldon: What are they doing here lad

Lad: Who knows sheldon, but if i know those two from what ive been told, things might not be looking good

"Unleashed by Salavia hit"

Howard: And his opponent, from arlington texas, weighting 257 pounds, he is the reigning asylum middleweight champion, the charsmatic enigma marcus alexander

Sheldon: And here comes our reigning middleweight champion lad

Lad: Thats until dark lunar beats his ass for that title

Sheldon: Well before dark lunar, lets see if marcus can take the reigning twf king of cable

Marcus Alexander vs Jason Oliver
Oliver and marcus locked up in what was a great encounter as the two tested each other with several fast setting moves, then jason and marcus locked up and oliver pulled him down and began to work a little bit on the arm and then came off the ropes and drop kicked marcus in the arm, marcus rolled to the outside in pain, but oliver didnt stop there as he went running and leaped over the ropes onto marcus on the outside, bringing the crowd to their feet, jason then got marcus up and sent him hard into the guard, then jason got cocky and came in with a calf kick and marcus moved and oliver hit the rail hard, during this time, in the entrance way joe corey, Terkay and Ramplin came out watching the match, marcus regrouped and grabbed oliver and tossed him into the ring before the 10 count and came off the ropes with a missle dropkick that was on target, hooked the leg but only got a two count, marcus continued on the assault as he grabbed oliver and looked like a low blow but jumped through the legs and landed a leg drop across olivers throat, marcus again went for the cover, but oliver kicked, the ecw guys decided to get a closer look by coming down to the ring and marcus sent oliver into the turnbuckle and came in with a splash but oliver moved and marcus hit the turnbuckle and then bounced out and walked right into the claymore, the crowd errupted but ramplin jumped on the apron and distracted the ref as oliver was yelling for the pin, oliver got up and saw ramplin and went to hit him but ramplin jumped off the apron, the guys were yelling at oliver and it looked like oliver was gonna ignore them and he went running at the ropes and then dove over on top of terkay and ramplin, corey stood and was looking to hit oliver when out of the crowd came nemesis, who grabbed the ecw title and nailed corey with it, oliver then superkicked corey down and rolled back in and waited for marcus to get up as nemesis grabbed a chair and when marcus got up, oliver hit him again with the claymore, hooked the leg as the ref registered the three count as nemesis rolled into the ring as superstar blarred loud as nemesis raised olivers hand in victory and the two stood strong as the ecw boys were getting their leader up and heading backstage

Sheldon: Madison square garden is going nuts lad and jason oliver and nemesis are stirring it up

Lad: Even though our guy just lost, this is nuts to see real rampage action happening right here in our very ring

Sheldon: Certainly not a good moment for alexander, but this crowd is going wild for what just happened to the ecw

Lad: And let it be known, you know joe corey isnt gonna let something like this happen and not do something about, you can bet ecw will answer back to this attack

"That's it"! but Orton wanted to finish Cena off. Henry made the tag and Orton went straight to the top rope. When Cena got up, he flew off with a crossbody block but Cena took him out with a nice dropkick right in the chest. Cena was able to make it to his corner and get the tag to the World champion and Wakeman came in with his sights set on Orton. Henry came in, trying to interfere but Cena came back in and kicked him in the midsection. He and Wakeman then combined for a double suplex that shook the ring! Orton then got up but Cena lifted him onto his shoulders for the "F-U". Orton raked the eyes of Cena to get free and went for the "RKO" but Cena countered, pushing Orton into the waiting arms of Wakeman who lifted him up and drove him into the mat with the "Royal Flush" to get the 1.........2..........3!

J.R.: "That's it! We have just witnessed history as the World champion has pinned the Universal champion"!

Lawler: "Cena and Wakeman have overcome the odds, J.R., what a performance"!

AS "MAKE WAY" PLAYED, CENA WENT OUT AND GOT THE WORLD TITLE, BRINGING IT IN TO WAKEMAN. HE HANDED HIM THE TITLE AND THEN LEFT, GIVING THE RING TO WAKEMAN.

JUST THEN, STEPHANIE McMAHON APPEARS ON THE TWF TRON. SHE IS BACKSTAGE, ENJOYING A GLASS OF WINE IN SOME SORT OF CELEBRATION. SHE HANDS HER GLASS TO SOMEONE WHO CAN'T BE SEEN.

Stephanie McMahon: "Thanks, I'll have another. Oh, champ, there you are. So, have you been able to figure out what the picture and the old building meant"?

WAKEMAN JUST LOOKS ON BUT A COMMOTION IS HEARD FROM THE CROWD AND SUDDENLY, MONEY MIKE APPEARS BEHIND WAKEMAN. WAKEMAN TURNS AND IS HIT BY THE "MONEY PIT"! MONEY MIKE JUST STANDS OVER WAKEMAN, LOOKING DOWN AT HIM AS STEPH LAUGHS.

J.R.: "My God.... what the hell is this"?!

Lawler: "I think we've just learned of Hassan's plan, J.R.".

J.R.: "Money Mike has put the World champ down with the Money Pit! The King of the TWF is the choice of Hassan"!

"Stupifiy By Disturbed hits"

Howard: Our next match is sceduled for one fall, entering the ring at this time from baltimore maryland, weighting 240 pounds, james diamond

Sheldon: Well hopefully james knows whos in the crowd lad

Lad: Well bischoff assured him not to worry about the smw guys being here tonight but not even bischoff seems to be able to stop it

"BOMBSHELL" BY POWERMAN 5000 HITS

Howard: And his opponent from parts unknown weighting 330 pounds, Bahumut

Sheldon: This is gonna certainly be a test for james diamond

Lad: And where is bischoff at, smw guys are in the building and nobodys done anything about it

James Diamond vs Bahumut
The Monster bahumut has loved these interbrand shows and he extended his hand to diamond who was gonna shake it but sucker punched bahumut and the match got underway as diamond sent bahumut into the ropes and was looking for a clothesline but bahumut ducked and came off the ropes with a diving clothesline, diamond went down and bahumut was up and tossed diamond into the turnbuckle and unleashed a fury and then sent him to the turnbuckle and followed in with a clothesline, bahumut was gaining momentum out of this and continued the damage to diamond who at this point wasnt able to really get anyrhing going until out of nowhere diamond ducked a boot and then came off the ropes with a spear, diamond was then looking for the final extinction but bahumut rolled out before that as diamond followed and that is when he saw the smw guys who began running their mouths as he stopped and was about to go after them and bahumut nailed him with a boot, bahumut then got diamond up and tossed him into the ring and then tossed diamond into the turnbuckle, bahumut waited a bit too long as he came in again but diamond pulled the ref in front of him as bahumut hit hard and down went the ref, diamond then kicked bahumut in the groin and then hit the final extintion, at this point sebastian wasnt at ringside anymore and jeremy was gonna come over the rail as secruity came down followed by bischoff who stopped it and diamond grabbed a chair looking to end it and from the other side came sebastian x, who low blowed diamond and then delivered the burning hammer to him, bischoff saw this too late as he directed secruity to chase sebastian who fled through the crowd, meanwhile in the ring, bahumut was getting up and saw diamond and lifted him up and drove him to the mat with what legends are made of, then kinda kicked the ref to wake him as he covered diamond and the ref barely focused made the three count giving the victory to bahumut..."Bombshell hit"

Lad: James diamond was robbed right there sheldon, he was gonna have the victory there if it wasnt for

Sheldon: Now hold on, i dont like the smw guys either, but diamond was gonna cheat to get the victory

Lad: Thats not the point sheldon, the point would be that james diamond would be going to the royal bash to get a title shot and now hes stuck leaving starrcade with a loss

Sheldon: Not everyone can win lad

Lad: Your right about that one

Sheldon: Fans are next event is the 2007 royal bash and this year if a member wins the royal bash they will battle a superstar from rampage, slaughterhouse or primetime at when worlds collide for a guranteed one year contract, so certainly a big deal for all members in the asylum

ONLY A MEMBER MUST SURVIVE

""Like a Pimp" by Da Band hits

Howard: The following contest is sceduled for one fall, entering the ring at this time, from parts unknown, weighting 240 pounds, taylor made

Lad: Well i cant believe after this long taylor made is still riding high in the twf sheldon

Sheldon: Well you can never count anybody out till the end lad

"Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park hits

Howard: And his opponent, Wharton, New Jersey weighting 187 pounds, dark lunarflame

Lad: Ill tell you this, im not counting out chris koas tonight sheldon, cuz you know hes gotta be ready

Sheldon: Im sure he will be lad

Taylor Made vs Dark Lunarflame
These two locked up in a hell of a short match as taylor had lunar in a side headlock and lunar lifted him up into a back bodydrop, dark lunar then tossed taylor into the corner and unloaded with some stiff kicks and then monkey flipped him down, taylor tried to fight back as he tossed lunar to the outside and followed through with jumped over the ropes onto dark lunar, but the match got back into the ring and taylor was looking to get it over with and dark lunar blocked a right hand and was looking for the lunar eclipse, but taylor got out of that and went for a sunset flip but dark lunar stopped it kicked taylor in the chest and then came off the ropes with a dropkick to the chest, then lunar grabbed taylors legs and flipped over in a modified version of a sunset flip and got the three count as breaking the habit hit

Sheldon: Clever victory right there for dark lunar

Lad: Its just so sad its taken people so long to witness his true talent

(Backstage)

Dawg: Alright as we get ready for the main event folks, im here now with the current interbrand champion johnny hazard and johnny let me say this your vault promos are far better then the mountain dew ones put together

Hazard: And i thank you for watching me each and every week on primetime but heres the thing dawg, tonight we arent on primetime, im on the development land called the asylum squaring off against some loud mouth who doesnt know his place yet in the company and after tonight, mr koas better know that its too dangerous to step one on one with the hazard one

Dawg: Well good luck out there tonight

Hazard: No luck needed dawg, watch and learn

(Back to ringside....."Whats Happeninig By Method Man FT.Busta rhymes hits")

Howard: The following match is our main event and it is for the interbrand championship, making his way at this time, the challenger, from chicago illinois, weighting 215 pounds, chris koas

Sheldon: Chris koas is the first man to step up to the plate against johnny hazard since he won this title back a couple of months ago

Lad: And even though this isnt a major title within the twf, its still considered a championship that all members would love to hold considering only members can wear it

"New World Disorder" by Biohazard hits

Howard: And his opponent, he is the reigning interbrand champion, from hollywood california weighting 280 pounds, he is johnny hazard

Lad: Well i like chris koas and i think johnny is gonna give him a run, but i believe koas is walking out of here with the title sheldon

Sheldon: Its gonna be a showdown thats for sure, so lets get down to it

INTERBRAND CHAMPIONSHIP
Challenger.....Chris Koas vs Johnny Hazard
Hazard underestimated this youngster as he locked up with koas and chris quickly proved how powerful he was as he slammed hazard down after he bench pressed him, hazard looked up at chris as koas just smiled, they locked up again and hazard pushed him to the corner and started to ram his knees into koas, then followed up with a few chops, then sent chris to the ropes and chris reversed it and caught hazard coming in with a powerslam as the fans rose to their feet, chris sat back and waited and was looking for that deadly spear and as hazard got up, chris came in and hazard rolled out of the ring to regroup but koas was right after him and hazard rolled in and as koas did he dropped a heavy elbow across the back, then went into a cross face trying to get chris to submit, but chris pulled to the ropes for the break, but hazard got up and continued the assault on koas and got him up and sent him to the ropes but chris again reversed but instead of into the ropes he caught hazard and then drove him down to the mat, then lifted hazard and began hitting him with stiff rights and hazard swung and koas ducked grabbed him for the choatic shock, down went hazard, the fans were on their feet...1...2...and we got...no, no wait, hazard got his right shoulder up just in time, chris lifted hazard and continued his offense some more in the corner, drilling hazard hard with shoulder thrusts, then sent him into the other turnbuckle and koas came in full force and hazard just moved out of the way as chris hit hard, hazard quickly turned him around and drove him to the mat with the toxic drop, hooked both legs as the ref registered the three count as new world disorder hit...

Lad: I cant believe it sheldon, that was crazy, i didnt even see it coming

Sheldon: And just like he said earlier, he doesnt need luck and he just proved why hes still the interbrand champion, incrediable victory for johnny hazard here at starrcade, well folks we hope you have enjoyed your night here as much as we did, we will see you all at the 2007 royal bash

Lad: So long boys and girls....

....End of show....