OPENING DARK MATCHES
Marcus Alexander defeated Booker T with the swanton Bomb
Monica St Claire retained the womens championship against mellori after hitting the honor roll
And in a special attraction match New comer Phoenix defeated Anthony Hamlin by making him submit to the flaming phoenix

Live from Houston, Texas
Toyota Center
May 19th 2006
*Scenes appear showing the history between bischoff and eddie saint james, the on oing battle between waterman and john stern, followed by the asylum championship scene and zack garcia becoming the new asylum champion, then a voice comes on*
Narrator: And now twf entertainment in association with the asylum present SPRING BREAKOUT
*FIREWORKS EXPLODE ALL OVER THE STAGE AS THE CROWD ERURPTS INSIDE THE TOYOTA CENTER, AS THE CAMERAS PAN AROUND THE ARENA SHOWING OFF THE VARIOUS SIGNS AS THE VOICES OF THE ASYLUM COME ON*
Sheldon: Hello everyone and welcome to what is sure to be one hell of a night for the asylum, the last time you saw us on ppv it was when worlds collide, well the fuel has lifted from the air and the smoke has cleared and the asylum stars are back into form but lad tonight the main event has changed
Lad: Your damn right its changed, cuz now its a triple threat match
Sheldon: Indeed you are correct fans, if you missed it this past week on the asylum, zack garcia defeated matt van damn for the asylum championship and now matt van damn has been granted his rematch clause and will join dustin kash to try and battle the links of our new asylum champion zack garcia
"The Power Brothers music hits as ian the new hardcore champion is joined by his brother holden and their partner, the abyss"
Lad: And like i said then and ill say it again sheldon, dont over look zack garcia, cuz he has finally proved that he cant be overlooked, hes for real and hes our champion
Sheldon: Well i never counted him out, but i also didnt count on him winning like he did either
"Redfords music hits as him, tyrone and the punisher come down towards the ring"
Lad: And now your feeling pretty stupid arent ya
Sheldon: I wouldnt go that far, but yea, garcia is the champion and thats something i never thought i would ever say
Reford/Tyrone and the Punisher vs The Power Brothers & The Abyss
Tyrone kicked the match off against ian powers and tyrone was still pist off about his loss this past week on asylum
and the two tangled and tyrone unloaded on ian in the corner, then tagged in the punisher who came in and continued the attack on ian, but then the punisher tossed him to the turnbuckle and came in
for a clothesline but ian moved and holden came over and clotheslined the punisher down, the ref yelled at holden for it as ian tagged in the abyss who came in and lifted the punisher up and slammed him into the mat
with authority, the abyss then tagged in holden who came in quickly and placed the punisher in an indian deathlock, the fans were chanting and trying to get the punisher going, but the pain was just too much, but the
punisher was released of the hold as holden dropped a knee to the punishers back, then continuing his assault on the back, he placed the punisher in a camel clutch, the punisher was in so much pain and just as he was about to
tap, rex came in and kicked holden in the face, the fans cheered as the ref warned him, the punisher still in pain couldnt make the tag as holden tagged in ian, ian came in and dropped a vicious elbow across the back, hooked the leg
but only got a two and a half, then ian looking to work more on the back and placed his knee to the punishers back and pulled his arms back, the punisher was in alot of pain, but rex came in and ian released the hold and rex caught him with
a big boot, went over and knocked the abyss and holden down and yelled at the punisher to come on, the punisher then fought and fought and fought his way and finally tagged in rex who came in and exploded all over the guys, knocking them down,
the abyss came in and rex lifted him up in a tilt a whirl side slam, holden came running in and rex kicked him and pulled him in and drove him to the mat with the powerbomb, ian came in and got tackled by tyrone zorilla, the two battled to the outside,
and rex was setting up for his move and calling for it, but the abyss came from behind and chop blocked rex, the punisher came in still in pain to help but holden came out of nowhere with the fatal error and knocked him cold out, then as rex got up, holden
moved in and drilled him with the fatal error and rex staggered around right into the abyss who drove him to the mat with the black hole slam, hooked the leg and scored the victory
Lad: Unbelieveable match that was sheldon
Sheldon: The punisher took most of that match didnt he
Lad: Ill say, but rex was the victim of not only the fatal error but the black hole slam as well
Sheldon: Doesnt look like eddies cult has begun spring breakout on a good note here
Lad: And later tonight too, eddie wont have to worry cuz hes gonna be gone after eric bischoffs done with him
Sheldon: I highly doubt that
"Troopers music hits"
Sheldon: Well coming up next fans as you can see down by the stage here, a bar setup has been put together with all kinds of weapons for our first ever bar room style street fight
Lad: Yea and even though we havent seen alot of these two on tv, ive heard they have been tearing it up at house shows in all kinds of hardcore type bouts
"Kick a little ass by POD hits"
Sheldon: And listen to the ovation for the bad ass texan lad
Lad: Yea he use to be a bad ass
Sheldon: Did you see that, he just shot off the stage and onto chris trooper lad, we are set for action
Lad: Justice is ready for this one isnt he
BAR STYLE STREET FIGHT
Chris Trooper vs Jimmy Justice
After flying onto trooper, justice was just all over trooper, and pulled trooper up and kicked him and went for the justification, but trooper pushed justice off and into the bar, justice turned and went back
but trooper was ready and caught justice with a vicious boot to the face, then trooper shook off the attack and went grabbed a beer bottle and drank it and then smashed it over justices head, then went and grabbed a bar stool and slammed it into the back of justice, justice was feeling
the effects and trooper again went and grabbed a beer and chunged it and as justice was getting up bleeding everywhere, trooper smacked him again with the beer bottle over the head, trooper raised his hand as the fans booed and cheerd, trooper then grabbed justice and tossed him over the table
into bottles and glass, trooper was on a mission here and pulled justice up who was cut and bleeding alot, trooper pulled him back over the bar and then went over and set up a table as the fans were cheering for justice and trooper went over and grabbed justice and tossed him on the table, then got on
it himself and raised his hand to signal it was over for justice and trooper pulled him in and lifted him up in a powerbomb but justice went up and wiggled out and grabbed trooper and drove him through the table with a ddt, the fans rose to their feet in holy shit chants, it took a few before justice got up
but he did and staggered over to the bar and then as trooper got up, justice grabbed a full bottle of beer and smashed it over troopers head, justice then drank four beers and trooper was getting up again and justice smashed each and every one of them over trooper, the fans were on their feet as justice was now
back in the game and he grabbed trooper and sent him sailing ontop of the bar table and down the bar table and over the edge, more cheers were heard, justice then grabbed a chair and set it down and grabbed a few beers and chunged them while sitting down waiting for trooper, then as trooper got up, justice flipped
him off and kicked him and drove him down with the justification, hooked the leg and crowd counted too for the victory
Sheldon: Justice is back lad
Lad: Ill say he is sheldon, i thought it was over the way trooper was kicking his ass, but that wasnt the case
Sheldon: No it wasnt lad and ill say this, both of them are gonna feel it later tomorrow
Lad: I wouldnt doubt that either sheldon
(Backstage)
Dirt Dawg: All right folks, its the dawg here and im standing with axl irvin of the primetime roster and axl for the past few weeks now you have been haunted by the loss you substained at when worlds collide against captain america and ms america and i gotta say its probably not been the best memory of your career, but tonight you came to spring breakout for a rematch of sorts, what are your intentions for the captain here tonight
Axl: well im not gonna lie to you dawg, ive been very tormented by the loss at when worlds collide and ever since then ive been looking for a way to get back at this masked freak and tonight im gonna do what i should had done at when worlds collide and thats cut this guy in half, cuz tonight captain america, your not facing the axl of that night, your facing the axl who will kick your ass and tonight i will reclaim redemption and recover my dignity after i beat your ass 123 right there in the middle of that ring
Dirt Dawg: Alright, axl heading to the ring, guys back to you
"Axls music hits"
Sheldon: Alright dawg thanks for that talk with axl backstage, lad i gotta say that axl irvin certainly didnt seem like his everyday calm selve did he
Lad: No he didnt and ill tell you this sheldon, this captain america bullshit is pissing me off as well cuz just who does he think he is, he hasnt done anything in this company to even think hes made an impact, but his one victory over axl irvin has certainly sparked something in the air for the captain
"The Rock version of the america anthem hits"
Sheldon: Well like him or hate him, the captain has a victory over axl irvin and you or him cant take that away lad
Lad: No but i hope something goes right here tonight for axl otherwise another lose could certainly do damage to his personal career on primetime
Captain America vs Axl Irvin
Captain got into the ring and axl attacked him right off the bat as the bell sounded, axl sent him to the ropes and went for a clothesline, but the captain ducked and came off the ropes with the american clothesline, axl got up and walked into a nice dropkick by the captain, captain then got him
up and sent him to the ropes and hit axl with a spinning elbow, the captain then put axl into a side headlock, axl was fighting to get out of this hold, then he fought up and turned side ways and lifted the captain up and dropped him with backdrop, axl then a few seconds to get himself together and then got on the captain and then lifted america up
and nailed him with a european uppercut, then clotheslined him over the ropes, then as america was getting up, axl slingshotted over the ropes onto america, axl then got up and got a smile on face and lifted america and tossed him into the ring post, then grabbed america and threw him on the announce table, lupe and miguel got out of the way as axl drove
america through the table with the axl cutter, fans began to chant holly shit, axl was slow to get up but rolled in at the count of seven, the ref continued to count and made it up to ten and called for the bell as america was counted out and axl was awarded the match for countout
Sheldon: He didnt get the pin though
Lad: it doesnt matter sheldon, he scored the victory and look at captain america, not so great is he
Sheldon: Well here come the medics and it looks like the captain might be heading to the hospital lad
Lad: Well you hate to see this happen to superstars, but axl was just driven over the edge
Sheldon: Well tonight twf entertainment presents spring breakout, live on ppv right now and so far we have really seen some lethal action havent we lad
Lad: And we still got to come (Promo pops up with zack garcia holding the asylum championship with matt van damn and dustin kash on the side) its the asylum championship match sheldon and im gonna go on a ledge here and say right now that even though i like zack garcia, dustin kash is walking out our new asylum champion
"Watermans music hits"
Sheldon: Well with the way things are going on tonight and with us being on the verge of eric bischoff taking back over control as general manager, i can see it
Lad: Well good, cuz i can also see ron waterman destroying the boa right here tonight
Sheldon: Well these two have been on each other like flies on crap
"Sterns music hits"
Lad: Like flies on crap sheldon?
ULITMATE SUBMISSION
Ron WaterMan vs John "The Boa" Stern
The two men locked up and stayed locked for a few moments, then released, then just went to blows on each other, both men were trying to gain the upper hand in the early goings of the match till finally stern got waterman to the mat and slapped on a modified version of the wrap around
but waterman fought out of it and stern tried to go for it again, but waterman blocked and took him down with a slam and went for the ankle lock, but stern kicked out of it, waterman got up and as stern came in, he grabbed stern and powerslammed him down hard to the mat, then grabbed his arms and placed him in an arm bar, stern didnt tap but reached the ropes to force
a break. Stern and waterman kept this up for the entire match going back and fourth, but then as minutes were ticking down, stern placed waterman in the wrap around, waterman held and held and was looking for a way out, but there was no way out, until the ref called for the bell cuz time ran out
Lad: What, who won, what happened
Sheldon: Looks like time ran out on that one lad
Lad: Time ran out, what kind of crap is that sheldon, who put a time limit on this match
Sheldon: Well you cant expect it to go on forever do ya
Lad: At least till theres a winner
"The wakeman theme hits"
Sheldon: Well it doesnt look like we are gonna get that kind of match lad, cuz neither man could score a victory
Lad: Well thats just stupid, someone should of tapped out
"The DUX Theme hits"
Sheldon: Well they had pride and were able to outlast the other lad
"The lights went out as fire rose from the stage and slayers staff appeared on the tron and caught fire as sweet dreams by marliyn mason hit as akasha came out followed by angelic and slayer"
Lad: Geese, these guys really scare me for some reason
Sheldon: Well angelic and slayer since joining forces have certainly been making a stir lately here in the asylum
"Nature of the Beast by Twisted Sister hit as the prophecy came out with the asylum tag team titles"
Lad: And here come a tag team that at one time in the asylum couldnt even come close to wearing the asylum tag team titles and now you cant keep the titles off of them
Sheldon: Well the prophecy have been together for quite a while and have done more damage as a tag team than any other team could say
Lad: You cant argue with that one
Fatal Fourway Tornado Tag Team Title Match
Challengers....Angelic & Slayer w/Akasha vs The Down Under Express vs The Wakeman Foundation vs Champions......The Prophecy
The action started even before the prophecy entered the match but as they entered, angelic and slayer quickly went on them, the match was nuts and all over the place as on the outside it was
lincoln and brod taking on the wakemans and inside it was slayer and slayer with the prophecy, the action was so intense you couldnt keep track of what was going on until lincoln drove jason into the floor with a sitdown powerbomb, issac did damage though as the ref was busy with the guys in the ring, issac clocked brod with a chair shot and then a superkick, then lincoln and issac
went at it, but inside the ring angelic was getting tore up by the demon, issac tossed brod into the ring steps and then climbed on the top rope and the demon turned and issac came off with a dropkick that sent him to the outside of the ring, slayer then waited for issac to get up and then grabbed him and chokeslammed him hard into the mat, then slayer got angelic and akasha was screaming
instructions and as the angel got up angelic kicked him and pulled him in for the bloodlust and drove him to the mat, but that wasnt all, akasha told slayer to get him up and slayer did that and placed the angel on his shoulder and drove him to the mat with the crucifix to hell, issac was getting up and angelic caught him with a vicious kick to the head as slayer hooked the leg
and the referee dick johnson registered the three count and akasha went and grabbed the tag team titles and gave them to angelic and slayer and they raised them high as sweet dreams hit
Sheldon: We have got ourselves new tag team champions lad
Lad: And probably the most scariest tag team champions too
Sheldon: Well this isnt the first time they have held these titles either
Lad: no it isnt sheldon, but this time they are on the same page and this time they seem to have their game plan on the same eye
Sheldon: What will this mean for the tag teams of the asylum, not good im sure
(Backstage)
Sandy Katt: Right now fans im standing by with the current general manager of the asylum (fans cheer) triple h and his tag team partner for tonight sabu, now hunter why did you suddenly want to bring in someone like sabu
Hunter: Sandy, your cute, but cut the crap, everybody knows sabu from his days in the gse and how suicidal this man is, sabu is probably one of the most highly talented superstars in this business when it comes to hardcore and since james diamond suddenly wants to walk around here and talk about how hes not getting this and complain to vince mcmahon well then i thought it was time we give mr diamond a shot in the hardcore seen and who better to get then a legend of hardcore, so i brought sabu in and got him to sign a deal with the asylum and now tonight we will show what exactly james diamond is made of, cuz tonight our encounter is a hardcore fight and hardcore is what it will get, lets go sabu
Sandy: Well it looks like sabu and hunter are ready, but are they ready for james diamond and his partner that he hasnt announced yet, back to you guys
Sheldon: Thanks sandy and yes lad, james diamond hasnt announced just who hes bringing in, so are triple h and sabu actually ready for what they might be up against here tonight
"Time to play the game hits as triple h and sabu come out"
Lad: Well whoever he got to team with him better be as crazy as james diamond is cuz hes up against two of the greatest
"Diamonds music hits"
Sheldon: Well wait no more lad cuz here comes james diamond
Lad: Wheres his partner though
James: Hunter i know what your thinking, you think cuz your the game that nothing i do could ever do anything to get you off your game, well tonight i figured since im getting my chance for once to show who i am i thought i would go out with a bang and since you got the legendary sabu i figured i would too go out and get someone whos no stranger to hardcore, so instead of searching in the gse, i searched in the old twf roster and found a man who once took the twf by stor, infact he took on the legendary travis wakeman, so ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to my partner, the hardcore man we call RAVEN
"Ravens music hits as the fans errupt"
lad: raven?
Sheldon: my god its raven, look in the ring lad
STREET FIGHT
Raven & James Diamond vs Sabu & triple H
Before hunter could react, raven attacked him and sabu from behind with steel chair shots to the back, raven then began stomping on sabu as diamond hit the ring and as hunter got up, diamond speared him down and began to pound and stomp away on him, then diamond got the fans rallied and as he came back, hunter low blowed him and
then pulled him in and drilled him with the pedigree, hooked the leg...1..2....and no, raven stopped the count, hunter got pist and him and raven went at it and right through the ropes they went, sabu was getting up and saw what was going on, so he went running to the ropes and jumped on the ropes and did a backflip onto raven and triple h as the fans jumped up and chanted holly shit, diamond was up and rolled
to the outside and as triple h was getting up, diamond came running and grabbed onto him and delivered a vicious swinging neckbreaker, sabu and raven were still down and diamond then placed hunter on the table and got up on it as well and then signal for it and kicked hunter and went for the cutter, but hunter blocked it and poked diamond in the eye, then kicked him and drove him through the announce table, hunter and diamond
were out as raven and sabu were getting up and kept throwing blows at each other until raven kicked sabu and drove him into the ground with the even flow, sabu was out, raven turned sabu over, hooked the leg and thomas got down and registered the three count
Sheldon: I cant believe it lad, raven and james diamond have survived this battle
Lad: yea but james diamond doesnt like a winner right now does he
Sheldon: He certainly took a bad spill at the hands of the game didnt he
Lad: He sure did
Sheldon: Fans coming up next is a battle that has been raging for months now and tonight it all comes to crashing end
Lad: Only for eddie james
Sheldon: Take a look at this
(A VIDEO PACKAGE IS SHOWN WHEN EDDIE AND BISCHOFF FIRST CAME INTO SITE OF EACH OTHER, FOLLOWED BY BISCHOFFS ATTEMPT TO TEACH EDDIE A LESSON IN RESPECT, TO EDDIES UNEXPECTED OVER NAILZ TO THE DISLIKE OF ERIC BISCHOFF, THEN THE VIDEO SHOWED EDDIES ATTEMPTS AT THE US TITLE AND THE ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP, ONLY TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM BISCHOFF AND HIS COALITION. THEN IT SHOWED WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE WHEN DUSTIN KASH DEFEATED EDDIE SAINT JAMES FOR NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP TO THE ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP ALL THE WAY TO LAST WEEKS ASYLUM WHEN EDDIE DESTROYED KASH INSIDE THE CAGE AND PROVING THAT HE WAS CERTAINLY READY TO END BISCHOFFS REIGN OF DESTRUCTION AT SPRING BREAKOUT)
"IM BACK HITS AS BISCHOFF COMES OUT WEARING HIS BLACK KARATE OUTFIT"
sheldon: This is it lad, if eddie can win right here tonight, hes got a garenteed championship shot
Lad: yea but if he loses, hes gone sheldon, gone for good from the asylum
"Eddies music hits as the fans errupt into cheers"
Sheldon: Well the time is over, and eddie saint james looks more prepared then ive ever seen him lad
Lad: He looks like he knows that this will be his last match ever in the asylum
Sheldon: I just cant see that happening
EDDIES LAST STAND/STEEL CAGE MATCH
Eddie Saint James vs Eric Bischoff
James entered the cage and just stared at bischoff who knew there was no where to go and he started to show off his karate skills, then eddie tried to strike and bischoff moved and kicked him, chants of asylum came into play along with eddie chants, james shook it off and went in again and bischoff moved again and again kicked eddie, bischoff was showboating
about it and turned around and got clotheslined down hard, eddie then just began stomping away on him, eddie got him up and just unloaded numerous blows to bischoff then as bischoff was staggering out of the corner, eddie came off the ropes and leveled him with a boot to the face, eddie smiled and came off the ropes and landed on bischoff with a vicious legdrop, down to the ring came dustin kash with a steel chair, eddie saw him coming and got up and
kash entered the cage and came running at eddie and eddie ducked the chair shot and kicked kash who dropped the chair and eddie lifted him up and drove him to the mat with the death to humanity, then grabbed kash and tossed him out of the cage, then turned around and saw the chair and as grabbed it and as eric got up, eddie leveled bischoff with it, bischoff was busted wide open, eddie could smell the victory near, so he lifted bischoff up and drove him to
the mat once again with the death to humanity and pointed at the cage door that was already opened by kash, eddie started to walk over to it and was about to get out with someone jumped up and slammed the door into eddies head, eddie fell backward, it was james diamond, where in the world he came from no one knew, but diamond got into the ring and grabbed the chair and as eddie got up, he clocked eddie across the head with the chair, then got bischoff moving
to get him to climb out and then waited for eddie to get up and eddie staggered up and james jumped and grabbed him and drove him to the mat with the final extinction, bischoff rolled out of the cage as the bell sounded as bischoff was awarded the match
Lad: Hahhha, what did i tell you sheldon huh, what did i tell ya, i told you bischoff would do it here tonight, he proved to the world that the hell he put eddie saint james through was nothing compared to what he just did now
Sheldon: What he did, what he did was nothing, it was all eddie saint james, saint james had this match and then james diamond, james diamond screwed eddie saint james, this is complete bullcrap and nothing, nothing anybody can do can change what james diamond, eric bischoff and his coalition have done here tonight, no one
Lad: Oh cry a river sheldon, ya know what, im glad eddie james is gone, cuz his ring skills just didnt cut it in the asylum
Sheldon: Oh thats crap and you know it
"The Blue jay Anthem hits"
Sheldon: And you know what, im sick of talking about it, so just drop it already, alright
Lad: Fine, lets talk about another man who will get his due, david ellis
"Gordys music hits"
Sheldon: yea, you think gordy will lose against ellis
Lad: You bet i do
Sheldon: of course your not counting the fact that lee robinson is with him at ringside are you
Lad: What?
MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Challenger.....David Ellis w/Lee Robinson vs Champion......Ray Gordy
As soon as gordy got done showboating, ellis didnt waste anytime attacking him and slamming gordy into the corner and unloading on gordy, then kicked gordy again and sent him to the turnbuckle and went following in, but gordy moved and then drop kicked ellis up and over the ropes, the fans errupted as gordy took off the title and then slingshotted over the ropes onto ellis, robinson came over and pulled gordy off and gordy got away and then superkick robinson down, gordy then went on the apron and came flying off with a splash onto ellis, rolled into the ring and ellis was gonna get counted out, but gordy pulled the ref back and climbed to the top rope and went off with a back flip, only to have ellis move, gordy hit hard on the floor, ellis then began stomping on him and rolled him back into the ring, then came off the ropes with a dropkick to gordy, hooked the leg, but only got a two count, ellis continued to work on the lower part of gordy, but the fans got into it and got some cheers going for gordy, gordy fought his way up and went to back drop ellis down, but his back gave out and as ellis dropped, he grabbed onto gordy and drove him into the mat with a ddt, ellis then smiled and placed gordy into the toronto cloverleaf, gordy was in alot of pain and couldnt hold on for a longtime and soon tapped out to the dismay of the fans, ellis's music hit as the ref handed ellis the middleweight championship as ellis rolled out to check on lee robinson
Sheldon: Looks like you were right again
Lad: You bet your ass i was right again, and guess what sheldon
Sheldon: What
lad: He did it without your so called lee robinson remark at ringside
Sheldon: Ill hand it to ellis, he capalized on gordys mistake earlier in the match doing those high risk moves, but gordy beat gordy, ellis just finished it
Lad: You just cant give anybody
(THEY ARE CUT OFF BY THE CAMERAS IN THE BACK SHOWING EDDIE SAINT JAMES LEAVING THE ARENA, AND HE GETS OUTSIDE AND A BLACK LIMO IS THERE AND THE DRIVER OPENS IT AND OUT COMES MR NORTON AS THE FANS ERRUPT)
Mr Norton: Well if it isnt mr eddie saint james
Eddie: Yea
Mr Norton: How ya doing man
Eddie: Look im not in the mood for games man, i lost, im gone, just let it go and let me move on
Mr Norton: Look i know this asylum means alot to you, sure youve proved yourself, got a spot on primetime, but let me tell you something man, if you ever wanna make an impact in this business, youve got to stop acting like this and take control
Eddie: How, im gone, fired, bischoff got his wish
Mr Norton: Bischoff runs the asylum as the gm, but im in charge all the time, and i saw what happened here tonight, so it got me thinking for something next month at clash of the champions, so why dont you put your bag in the limo, get in the limo and lets talk some business, cuz eddie, being on primetime doesnt mean your a superstar, you wanna be known, ill make sure of it, hell just ask some stars ive developed and created, money mike, taz, two of the biggest names in this industry and guess what, they are where they are at cuz of me, cuz i made them big, so quite wasting time, get in the limo and lets talk business alright
Eddie: Fine, it cant get any worse (eddie gets in)
Mr Norton: Oh it can, and it will (smiles evily, for eric (norton enters the limo as the driver closes the door and drives off)
(BACK TO RINGSIDE)
Lad: Oh my god did i just see what i thought i saw
Sheldon: Mr Norton has just drove away with eddie saint james and it looks like eddies not quite done yet lad
Lad: By the looks of it, eric bischoff might had done something tonight he might be regretting now
"Needles by system of a down hits"
Sheldon: Well lad we are all set for our main event here in houston
lad: I still cant believe what we just saw sheldon, mr norton is now somewhere talking with eddie saint james, and he was right, look at what he did for stars like taz and money mike and others like the insane bastard and the showstoppa
Sheldon: All gse hall of famers lad
"Snap your fingers, snap your neck by dry kill logic hits"
Sheldon: Well here comes the former asylum champion lad
Lad: Former is right and let me say this, dustin kash better win that asylum championship right here tonight, cuz with mr norton now in the picture, bischoff needs everything i can possibly have to fight off the boss
"Garcias music hits"
Sheldon: its funny how now you are saying bischoffs in trouble now that the boss has returned
Lad: You damn right i am, i know who mr norton is and what hes done to people in the past, so yes, i think bischoffs in a world of hurt and kash winning the title tonight just might help him fight mr norton off
TRIPLE THREAT ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Challengers.....MVD vs Dustin Kash vs Champion....Zack Garcia
Before zack got into the ring, matt and kash kicked the match off by attacking each other, zack took his time to enter the ring as matt and kash were pounding the hell out of each other, then matt dropkicked kash over the ropes and zack rolled in for a sneak attack on matt and chop blocked him, the fans began to boo as zack stomped away on the foot of matt, then got him up and delivered two vicious chops that got woooos from the fans, kash reentered and zack and kash then talked and decided to team to take matt out of the picture and thats what they did and then tossed him to the outside and kash quickly attacked garcia and began to pound away on him, garcia fought back and the two continued to trade attacks on each other till matt reentered the match and came off the top turnbuckle with a flying body attack and was ontop of both, the ref counted, but only got a two count, matt then got garcia up and chopped him, tossed him to the ropes and nailed him with a spinning heel kick, kash came in for the attack, but matt turned did a matrix drop and then got up and back kicked kash, went off the ropes but kash grabbed him and drove him to the mat with a spine buster, quickly hooked the leg, but only a two count, kash then got up and zack was up and zack drop kicked him back to the outside, then garcia got matt up and went for a brain buster, but matt wiggled out of it and came over zack for a sunset flip, but only got a two, zack got up but matt kicked him and came off the ropes with a knee lift, then signaled to scale to the top rope, matt was up there and was about to come off when kash jumped on the apron and pull matts legs from underneath him, garcia was up and was coming in for an attack and kash kinda shoved the ref in the way and garcia crashed into the ref and fell backward, kash then smiled and jumped down and got a chair and rolled back into the ring, kash was then waiting for garcia to get up when the fans errupted and into the ring came eddie saint james, eddie got up and ducked the chair shot, kicked kash and lifted him up and drove him into the mat with the death to humanity and then spit on him, the fans were going nuts, eddie then rolled out of the ring and got the ref moving as zack drapped his arm over kash, and the ref made the 1.......and 2............and 3......garcia survived to retain the asylum championship as on the stage was mr norton who was clapping as eddie saint james smiled at the destruction
Sheldon: my god, eddie saint james is back
Lad: back and just screwed the living piss out of dustin kash
Sheldon: What does this mean for the asylum, folks well see you there, good night everybody